Seth Meyers Rattles Off a Bevy of Reasons to Not Support Trump in Absolutely BRUTAL 90-Second Rant
The host of Late Night With Seth Myers went DEFCON 3 on Donald Trump, listing his reasons for voting against the former President now that he’s the presumptive GOP nominee.
Myers barely took a breath as he ran through the litany of Trump’s greatest hits, concluding that Trump is the most “off-putting human being on the face of the planet.”
The comedian’s 90-second rant drew shrieks of laughter from the audience:
Well, here we are, you guys.
Donald Trump is now the presumptive GOP nominee for president again for a third time, despite the fact that he is a twice impeached, four-time criminal indictee and racist, who’s been found liable for fraud and sexual abuse, banned from doing business in the state of New York for three years, owes over half a billion dollars in fines, took millions from foreign governments while he was president, tried to extort a foreign country to interfere in an election in 2020, and encouraged another to help him win in 2016.
Actively undermined the nation’s response to a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, and let a deadly disease spiral out of control.
Is about to go on trial for breaking campaign finance laws by paying hush money to cover up an affair during the 2016 campaign.
Orchestrated a months-long coup attempt that culminated in a violent insurrection to disrupt the peaceful transfer of power and install him as an unelected dictator.
Stole classified documents and obstructed attempts to get them back, has never once won the popular vote, and has been routinely rejected by a majority of Americans in election after election.
Spews deranged conspiracy theories about everything from climate change to immigration to vaccines to windmills.
Glitches on three-syllable words, two-syllable words, and one-syllable words.
Cheats at golf, can’t spell his own name, his wife’s name, or the words “indicted,” “education,” “unprecedented,” “stolen,” “Denmark,” “Kentucky,” or “tap.”
And is, on top of everything else, the single weirdest and most off-putting human being on the face of the fucking planet. And this is the same planet Ted Cruz lives on, so that’s saying something!
Late Night recently featured President Joe Biden, who took swipes at Trump’s age and memory, among other things.
Trump responded to Biden’s appearance in a recorded a video for Truth Social, where he declared, “the radical left are at it again,” and accused Late Night as being a “poorly rated show.”
Watch the clip above via NBC.
