‘That Is SO F*cked UP!’ Jon Stewart Has a FIELD DAY Mocking Trump’s Memory of Willie Brown
Jon Stewart could barely believe the tall tale told by former President Donald Trump during his Mar-A-Lago press conference last week during which he claimed he almost died in a helicopter crash with former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown.
It wasn’t that he couldn’t believe Trump’s story, or all the parts that have been proven to be factually-challenged, it was the pure concoction of weird elements all together in one place that made it “so fucked up.”
Stewart started with a response to Trump’s original story:
You were in a helicopter with former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown, who famously dated [Vice President] Kamala Harris, and while the helicopter was going down, as you were plunging to your imminent death, former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown turns to you and says, “This might not mean anything to you now, but do you remember that lady I was going out with? The prosecutor? Well, before we die, I just want you to know she’s the worst! I do not want to meet my maker without giving you that piece of information. If you survive, you may need it!” Oh my God!
That disbelief was only compounded when he brought up how such a “memory” must also have been “seared” into Brown, except when Brown was asked in a recent interview to confirm that he had “never” been on a helicopter with Trump, he said:
No, I have not! Are you kidding me? I laughed. I just assumed that he was on a helicopter ride with somebody Black, and he made a mistake and thought it was me.
To which Stewart responded, apoplectically:
What? What?? That is so fucked up that I’m sure that is not what happened. What are the chances Trump is just mixing up his Black people?
In fact, that might actually be the case, according to Nate Holden, the man who actually was in the helicopter with Trump. Which was even weirder for Stewart:
Oh my God! Do you know what this means? Nate Holden, former Los Angeles City Council member told Donald Trump as their helicopter was going down bad things about Kamala Harris. Then I guess Willie Brown had told him — if they knew each other? That is the only explanation, right?
He concluded on this: “Hey, Donald Trump is not racist. He just meets a lot of people on death helicopters, and he needs some pneumonic device help — if the chopper goes down, that’s not Willie Brown.”
Watch the video above via Comedy Central.
