Azarkhan says:

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I love white people who criticize other white people for being, well, white people. A good example is Chris Matthews, who is so white he f*cking glows in the dark. Other good examples are some of the leftist boobs who write here, like the Real Royal A-Hole, Billy Bob Adkins, and DumbE Opie. (another one even calls himself “homie”; now how cute is that!)

Somewhere along the way these white people heard that black people be cool, and they wanted to join that set! Of course, they didn’t really want to join. I mean, they weren’t going to give up that nice “white” education that got them that nice “white” job that got them that nice “white” house in the nice “white” suburbs. (Oh I forgot, these superior white people prefer to live in an urban setting, i.e., if it is a nice “white” gentrified neighborhood)

But somehow it still didn’t feel right. They looked in a mirror and YIKES! THEY WERE STILL WHITE! What to do? Ahhhh, of course, they thought: We’ll just pretend we’re not white. We can’t be can we? After all, we’re enlightened, we’re superior, and we feel the pain of the downtrodden oppressed minorities. But how to make that distinction? Hmmmm. Oh right, we’ll critique all those other white people who don’t think exactly like we do. We’ll label them racists.

The only problem was that black people never got the message. Because, to paraphrase Malcolm X, regardless of the size of a white leftist’s ego, amount of education, or status in life, to a black person, they are still just “white boys”.