Seriously? Jersey Shore‘s Snooki, An Author Now, Insists You Call Her Nicole

by Mark Joyella | 10:35 am, January 5th, 2011

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Ah, reality “stars.” We build them up, and then we tear them down. Can we get the tear-down started for Snooki now? Please?

As you may have heard–and quite possibly sighed over the news–Nicole Polizzi has added to her status as a star of television’s Jersey Shore by becoming a published author. The book, A Shore Thing, has apparently gone directly to her head.

In an interview with the New York Daily News, Snooki–who tells the News given her status as an author and all, she’d really rather be called Nicole from here on–believes she’s going to be taken seriously for her writing:

“I’m very happy that a lot of people want to read it, and that people who have read it are impressed,” says Polizzi, 24. “The people who aren’t going to read it, the negative people, I’m sure if they DID read it, they’d think it was awesome.”

Let me make it absolutely clear, I have not read the book–a novel, no less–which features characters named “Giovanna Spumanti” and her cousin, “Isabella Rizzoli.” The book begins (I’m big on first lines) like this:

“Life was hard. But a pouf? That should be easy.”

So, Nicole, just put me down as a hater. I can’t bring myself to read any more.

call me nicole, Jersey Shore, Nicole Polizzi, published author, Snooki

Atticus Draco

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A NOVEL?!?!
OMG!
Birds fallin’ out of the sky,, fish floating to the top,, and now a novel by Snooki,,,
lol,, & this aint the begging stages of the apocalypse HOW EXACTLY?!?!?
ImNotBlue

Why is it that the least attractive one on that show, has somehow made it the biggest?
Just4thefax

Fact: A book on how to get drunk while fist pumping…. great news!
Atticus Draco

ImNotBlue said:
Why is it that the least attractive one on that show, has somehow made it the biggest?

I KNOW!
She’s NOT sexually appealing in any way!
looks. personality,, intelligence,, ugh!
i cant imagine coming home drunk with that
For Gawd sakes,, Monica Lewinsky had greater sex appeal compared to Snooki!
Thelonious Funk

Let’s compromise: ‘Snicole’
More Liberty2

You see, any idiot can write a book just look at Snooki, Obama, Bush,….
ROCKSTEADY

More Liberty2 said:
You see, any idiot can write a book just look at Snooki, Obama, Bush,….

Lets not forget the Best in that idiot pack of yours , Sarah Palin and Glenn beck.
Atticus Draco

More Liberty2 said:
You see, any idiot can write a book just look at Snooki, Obama, Bush,….

uh-ho,,, considering this site,, you’re missing ONE!
YOU’RE LEAVING OUT ONE IMPORTANT NAME!!!
lol
More Liberty2

Atticus Draco said:
uh-ho,,, considering this site,, you’re missing ONE!
YOU’RE LEAVING OUT ONE IMPORTANT NAME!!!

The only reason the “authors” write articles about Palin is because of the traffic it produces. More traffic means more advertiser money and more money in Dan Abrams pocket. They obviously don’t like, don’t really care for her either, but it’s about the money. And to be honest, it doesn’t bother me. Danny Boy Abrams has a right to make some cash so good on him.
Atticus Draco

More Liberty2 said:
The only reason the “authors” write articles about Palin is because of the traffic it produces. More traffic means more advertiser money and more money in Dan Abrams pocket. They obviously don’t like, don’t really care for her either, but it’s about the money. And to be honest, it doesn’t bother me. Danny Boy Abrams has a right to make some cash so good on him.

well to be honest,, that’s what got me here,, lol
i was searchin’ the net for tv ratings on the Palins,,
and jeeze,, MEDIAite kept popping on my results,,
“WOW,, they must like her there!”
lol
“they got a lot of stories about her there”
“The writers Tommy and Kolby must really like her there”
i dont trust Google much
skyfet

More Liberty2 said:
You see, any idiot can write a book just look at Snooki, Obama, Bush,….

Why is Sarah not included?
By the way I noticed your phoniness is showing up again. What happened to the enterprenuership that America was based on? she’s doing her stuff making money, I thought that’s the type of America you want. But it’s not type of person, so you bash her.
skyfet

Just4thefax said:
Fact: A book on how to get drunk while fist pumping…. great news!

Whatever makes you happy! looks like a book for your demographic.
ImNotBlue

Atticus Draco said:
I KNOW!She’s NOT sexually appealing in any way!looks. personality,, intelligence,, ugh!i cant imagine coming home drunk with thatFor Gawd sakes,, Monica Lewinsky had greater sex appeal compared to Snooki!

If I’ve got to hear from this person (still don’t know why that is), couldn’t there at least be ONE redeeming value? Blech.

skyfet said:
Why is Sarah not included?By the way I noticed your phoniness is showing up again. What happened to the entrepreneurship that America was based on? she’s doing her stuff making money, I thought that’s the type of America you want. But it’s not type of person, so you bash her.

At what point did encouraging or supporting entrepreneurship mean that we have to support or “like” ever business? I support the small companies that are making interesting new soda flavors… but I personally don’t drink soda. Just because I support them, doesn’t mean I have to like it. Duh.
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gargoyle

More Liberty2 said:
You see, any idiot can write a book just look at Snooki, Obama, Bush,….

None of them AUTHORS. A ghost writer does not an author make.
OxyCon

“Ah, reality “stars.” We build them up, and then we tear them down.”

I’ve been saying that about Obama for years now. I’m wondering when people are going to finally wake up and tire of his act. I sure hope it’s not during his second term like it was for Bush.
More Liberty2

skyfet said:
Why is Sarah not included?

Did you not see the multiple periods at the end of my statement? Such items insinuate that the list goes on.
Nachi

Aw, she’s a beauty to behold. And highly representative of millions of good, patriotic Murcuhns. One of your…products.
ImNotBlue

Nachi said:
Aw, she’s a beauty to behold. And highly representative of millions of good, patriotic Murcuhns. One of your…products.

Says the Howard Stern fan… who is no longer allowed to comment on that site.
bealzebubba

well, she dropped a testicle in NJ….I guess that qualifies her to be a writer.
esd2000

If Sarah can be an “author” so can Snooki. You go girl.