Snooki Pleads Guilty, Judge Calls Her A “Lindsay Lohan Wannabe”

by Jon Bershad | 8:25 pm, September 8th, 2010

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Earlier today, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi plead guilty to disturbing the peace in a New Jersey courthouse after being arrested this past July while wandering around Seaside Heights clearly intoxicated. TMZ got footage of Judge Damian Murray’s ruling, in which he said she seemed like a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.” He also asked a question all reality show contestants should ask themselves: whether it’s “worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”

Snooki ended up with two days community service and a $533 fine, a mere pinnace for someone whose getting tons of money from a major corporation that’s making even more by videotaping a bunch of young people ruin their lives. The troubles didn’t end there for Snooki, as she was later caught in bad Newark traffic. This led to the funniest Snooki-related tweet since, well, this.

Kudos, Cory Booker! You officially made our afternoon with that one.

Watch the video of the judge coming down on Snooki below:

(h/t TMZ)

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Nachi

She’s a perfect example of modern Murcuh. Ugly, dirty, classless – and dumb. The “worst generations.” With the “wrong stuff.” How repugnant. But true.

“Gitcher ballcap, yer shorts, yer T, yer flip-flops n less hop in thee truck, Leroy Sue. Brang sum xtra ammo wit ya 2!!! Praise Geesussah!!!”