This Exists: Professor Arrested On Plane For Having Suspicious Bagel With Cream Cheese

by Matt Schneider | 9:59 am, January 6th, 2011

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With airport security measures increasingly strict, it seems passengers better be extremely careful these days, otherwise your breakfast selection can get you booted from a flight. In Florida, passengers on a plane warned the flight crew of a “suspicious package” they heard making strange noises. Turns out though, the bag belonged to a professor and merely contained keys and a bagel with cream cheese.

When confronted about his bag, the professor allegedly got on his cell phone and refused to sit down, an act which promptly got him arrested for disorderly conduct. Probably upset about the absurdity of the accusation, the professor, and all of us, can learn an important lesson from this incident: when you see an annoying passenger on a plane, plant a bagel on them, and you’ll be able to get rid of them and enjoy your flight!

(h/t Drudge Report)

Airport Security, Bagel, Suspicious

More Liberty2

This is simple stupid. Money well spent huh TSA…freakin clowns.
Big Eddie

What is that in the picture ? A St. Patrick’s Day bagel ?
Harry Flashman

Somebody tell Janet Napolitano that they’re smuggling bagels across our southern border. That just might work.
Just4thefax

Fact: If you have a donut or bagel in front of a policeman you take your own life at risk! Put your hands up and lock them on the back of your head and step away from the bagels!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Leah-Ma/1391341060 Leah Ma

Huh! Our country’s going to the bagels.