Well that was unexpected. Today we learned that our founder, ABC News legal eagle Dan Abrams, and his live in girlfriend, Florinka Pesenti, are having a baby! We are happy for him. Really happy! Danny the daddy. Love it. But just as important in our myopic world is that we wanted to announce it here first in case it gets some media mentions and links! Hello traffic bonus. . . at papa’s expense.

BuzzFeed’s Zeke Miller is over in New Hampshire right now, where he overheard a fairly odd exchange take place between a heckler and presidential hopeful Mitt Romney at a campaign event in Manchester.

During a visit with military families at a Marine Corps Base in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii, a curious baby stuck his fingers into President Obama‘s mouth.

Former NY Rep. Anthony Weiner, when not living up to his name via social media, is busily preparing to become a first-time father to a baby boy. According to Page Six, which DUH OF COURSE titled its post “Little Weiner,” Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, have been telling those close to them that they are expecting a son.

Flannery Eighty-Six Harper Seven! Sure, go ahead, make your jokes, but “Harper” is a perfectly solid, classic name for a girl, with just the right amount of literary pretension necessary to render young Harper the envy of every playground Tom, Dick and Harrington Faulkner Abbott-Ruiz.

Little Harper — the first daughter for Spice Girl-turned-accomplished fashion designer Victoria Beckham and her soccer star husband David Beckham — was born this past Sunday at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai. Mr. Beckham, proud papa that he is, shared the announcement with his Facebook fans.

ABC News Senior Foreign Correspondent Jim Sciutto took to Twitter to announce the birth of a baby boy–delivered “at home by his dad” along with an assist from “Nick and Ruth” from the London Ambulance Service.

Sciutto, who calls them “EMS heroes” says things happened fast. “Turns out the little man was in a rush.” Sciutto says the EMS arrived just two minutes before the baby was born to help dad with the delivery.

Congressman John Shadegg of Arizona raised eyebrows this afternoon when he carried a baby to the microphone of the House of Representatives to debate against health care reform. She “doesn’t want the government to take over health care,” according to Rep. Shadegg. It’s as odd as it sounds! Check out the clip inside.