You’ve probably seen the contents of some of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s more obscene sexts, but you haven’t heard them like this. Bill Maher took advantage of his pay cable slot tonight on Real Time by dramatically reading some of Weiner’s messages verbatim…with the help of Glee star Jane Lynch.

This was a can’t-miss idea – as soon as Maher said he and Lynch would be reading the sexts verbatim, the crowd started applauding. And the already-won-over crowd just kept getting more and more taken with each line…and it’s easy to see why. The ridiculousness of what Weiner was saying is really amplified when you hear someone actually say this stuff out loud. Speaking from a personal standpoint, reading it in the first place was funny enough, but around the time Maher said “It needs your pussy juice,” I laughed to the point where the people around me openly wondered if I was okay. There’s a good chance something similar will happen to you – watch the clip below, via HBO, to find out.

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