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‘Herman Cain’ Explains Why He Dropped Out Of The Race On SNL

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Given that Herman Cain announced that he was suspending his presidential campaign late this week, it was inevitable that he would make an appearance on Saturday Night Live to explain himself. He denied that the allegations of his affair with Ginger White were true, then clarified that he and Ms. White were “friends,” and did normal friend stuff, like exchange money for no reason. He illustrated this point by giving Seth Meyers some money and then admonishing “Now, you know that money ain’t free…”

Cain was appalled that these rumors and allegations were keeping him from living a free and happy life as a presidential candidate, and took some time to address the ladies: rather than “bending for the media, why don’t you bend for Herman Cain?…There are so many women out there who are still ready to get on the Cain Train.” When Meyers pointed out that this might be perceived as offensive, Cain countered that “all of the haters out there should get down on their knees, open their up mouths wide, and say ‘Thank God for what’s in front of me!’”

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LDO6LIQBI2JQ4Q5MWLWBKGKSJY bensanity

    This was unfunny BS. I watched the press conference live today on Fox News and Gloria Cain was there with him, smiling. He said first he is at peace with his God, he is at peace with his wife, and his wife is at peace with him. But that’s not grabby enough of a headline for the Left-wing-stream Media is it? I’m a Ron Paul supporter who would never vote for Cain because he’s a former employee of the Fed, but I really think he got a raw deal. How hard is it to find financially struggling white women in Cain’s past and offer them money to say he touched them or had an affair with them? Not hard at all, especially in this economy. I smell a conspiracy, the left was too scared of losing that 95% African American vote because they know they’ve already lost about 60% of the white vote.

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/7nZpGKwT1fVdlb3YN6DXlA8PViJDMLL2bO_q#5aa2e ganymede

    I’m not a big fan of SNL, but this piece was absolutely hilarious, and very accurately sums up Herman Cain. It’s very unkind, but true. Somewhere along the way Herman allowed himself to be corrupted and by the time he became the top lobbyist for the restaurant industry, he had gone completely off the skids. However, with the encouragement and financial help of the Koch Bros, little ole Herman worked himself into a deal where he could have a publicity fling at the presidency. Herman was going to show us how open to diversity the Republican Party really is. What a joke! It’s becoming more striking that the Republicans don’t have a hope in hell of beating Obama unless they resort to pulling off a coup or get the best computer hackers to commit massive electronic voting machine fraud. Also, the Republicans now have a lot of demographics going against them. They’ve alienated most immigrant groups as well as many traditional Republicans – it’s like the general public is catching onto their game. Well, we’ll now have a few weeks of fairly intelligent humor with Newt Gingrich, before he’s tossed out. Who will be after Newt??

  • Anonymous

    Another death at another Occupy protest. This time in Denton Texas. To be ignored by the media and by Mediaite as it doesn’t fit their warm fuzzy OWS narrative. No time for that but plenty of time for bland tv like SNL.

    OWS = epic fail

  • http://www.facebook.com/missmellyminx Melanie Mink Haddon

    If the left was behind this, they would have waited until Herman won and it was July or August of 2012. Don’t kid yourselves, Repukes.

  • Anonymous

    ………………………………R.I.P.
    ……………………….HERBERT CAIN
    …….CHEATING HUSBAND AND IGNORANT TEABAGGER
    ………………………..BORN: 12/13/45
    ………………………EXPIRED: 12/3/2011
    ……………………….GOOD RIDDANCE
    ……………………………….LOL

  • us995

    cnn should have a daily total of dead protesters

  • us995

    hello newt

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VK7U6RFTAUIPW2JR2NGPBP2IYA super
  • Anonymous

    “he is at peace with his wife, and his wife is at peace with him. But
    that’s not grabby enough of a headline for the Left-wing-stream Media is
    it?”

    Yeah, because how a wife and husband act publicly is always the truth of their relationship.

    “How hard is it to find financially struggling white women in Cain’s past
    and offer them money to say he touched them or had an affair with them?”

    Ummm…I imagine finding one who was financially supported and kept secret from the wife would be pretty hard.   99.9% of husbands don’t behave that way.  Only liars and cheats.

    Believe what you want, you are in the minority.  That is why his support and polls dropped of a cliff.
    But this wont be the first or last time teabaggers are all alone in batshit-crazy land.

  • us995

    I don’t know ask bubba and Hillary Clinton

  • http://www.facebook.com/missmellyminx Melanie Mink Haddon

    From 2008… and that guy fail not one, but TWO polygraph tests. And the stupid Repukes paid him 20k for each test. LMAO.

  • us995

    still a good deal if you consider what they paid Obama for total failure

  • Anonymous

    Ok that was good. Weekend Update has been pretty weak w/ Myers, but Keenen (or is that Kel?) brings the heat.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    You really are A Compleat Idiot in the classic sense.

    First – sheesh, it’s almost impossible to know where to start with this drivel – Cain was not “a former employee of the Fed”, rather he was appointed by the earlier older Bush to the Kansas City regional Fed BOARD, which is one of the various regional Fed Boards that has some regional banking authority and otherwise is supposed to act as combination local and regional information-gathering tool for the national central Fed, the one where Bernake is Chair right now, and thereafter to act as an explainer and proselytizer of Fed policies. Each Fed Board appointed member is appointed at the pleasure of the president, so it’s not an employment situation it’s a political appointee position.

    Listen up, bensanity: it’s impossible to cover up the sort of shenanigans you and your conspiracy-theory plagued mind feed off of. If there is even one single piece of evidence in support of any such thing as ANY of these woman being “offered money” to tell lies about Cain, the onus is on those claiming such to point out at. Extraordinary tales require extraordinary evidence, and you got Jack Squat.

    Also: sorry for how frightened you are. Do you have your mommy’s phone number to call? Do you still have your blankey? Also, try a nite lite, and maybe some nice cheery music playing while you sleep (“It’s a small world, after all …”). And if none of that works, then see an accredited psychiatrist and take the medication as advised.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    “Somewhere along the way Herman allowed himself to be corrupted”
    Like really really early – high school, early college, early job experience, somewhere in there. I see young Cain sitting down one day and saying, Herman, you are one useless and frightened human being but you still got a chance to make a decent buck by feeding the fantasies of Whitey. So let’s get out there and Sell Sell Sell! 

  • Rex derWunderGott

    This whole newsbusters subthread is typical diffusion. 

    Hey, go ahead and go to newsbusters, it’s hilarious, it’s Wing Nut Daily meets Breitbart meets Ace of Spades HQ, and almost as much fun as National Enquirer. It’s also an interesting tunnel look into the reptile brains of the extreme right in this country.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    Labibia!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    Yeah! The left made him carry on a 13-year ‘friendship,” visit with a lady, give her money and text her at all hours of the night. And they made him keep it from his wife. And the left also found a way to make him forget and then remember the sexual harassment suits he settled. 

    Oh, when will this lib’rul persecution of family values conservatives stop!?!?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    LOL looks like someone can’t handle the news of Cain’s failure and wants to try to change the subject.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    very true. I’m greatly bummed this all didn’t come out after he got the nomination.

  • Henry Wood

    It’s sad the way teabagger ghouls celebrate death.  Man dies of natural causes at an Occupy camp, and teabaggers rub their hands with glee. 

  • Anonymous

    Umm…you already did and it blew up in your collective faces. Guffaw. The fact that Obama still has 43% approval after all the rightwing hatchet jobs is truly a miracle.

  • Anonymous

    you think blacks automatically gravitate towards blacks merely on basis of color?

    Cain appeals to blacks no differently that he does non-blacks & if there is a conspiracy, his own puppet masters, yes his so called brothers from another mother, sank him because their internal polls indicate his failure to attract blacks to the TP decrepit franchise

  • Anonymous

    I would feel sorry for Cain but he has acted like such jerk its hard.

  • Anonymous

    What a bunchof racists – imagine them doing this kind of a take on Obama or any black democrat – mediaite staff would be screaming for a boycott and calling them racists.  But because it is a conservative black man – hey, a high tech lynching is just fine with the left.

  • Anonymous

    I am sure Gloria was smiling because she was so happy to be there. As for the 95% black vote, that is not true. Perhaps 60% of qualified black voters voted for Obama (many did not vote). On the other hand, a much higher percentage of Mormons voted for Mitt in the 2008 primaries. And Ron Paul will probably get over 95% of the people who want to return to a 1950s culture.

  • Anonymous

    Yep. Its a kind of racial ignorance that causes white people to think that blacks would just vote for Cain, who is an idiot, because he is black.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    Labibia.

    “Herman Cain’s Political Promise Born …  …. Died: December 3, 2011, live from New York City, following a lengthy illness starting in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.”Labibia.December the 7th, 1941 – a day that shall live forever in infamy.December the 3rd, 2011 – a day that shall live forever in comedy.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    Go ahead and rant some more TT. Rant your TTs off, for all we care. No no, you can’t take this away from us. We’ll always have … Labibia.

  • News Of The World

    Are you welcome in ANYONE else’s home?  You have got to be the most humorless creature to walk the Earth.  Uggh.  What a bore.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah Daryl Hammond never eviscerated Jesse Jackson and Fred Armison never mocked David Paterson to make him look like a womanizing, coke snorting, bumbling fool.

    You probably don’t remember that because our side didn’t whine about it like you punk-ass bitches do.
    We HAVE a sense of humor.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry, but the Democrats have actually produced a Black presidential candidate from their primary field. To borrow a sentiment, if a Black man can’t make it through the Republican primaries, blame yourselves. If you can’t find success when a theme of your candidacy was selling fairy tales of a post racial society, to those who don’t want to deal with reality, and you couldn’t become the pick of the party whose candidates line up to kiss the ring of the moderator who has repeatedly questioned how a Black Other like the President could legitimately get into a better school than him and legitimately be elected by the people to the highest office of the land, it’s your own fault.

    Republican accusers.
    A Conservative Radio show host who accused Cain of harassing his staff.
    A Repub pollster working for Perry who claims he saw Cain harassing someone.
    A former Cain aide, current Perry aide, that the Cain campaign accused of being behind what you call a high tech lynching.
    A News of The World media outlet revealing the name of the lady who had decided to stay quiet, luring her out into confrontation with Cain, and keeping the story going that much longer.

    Cain didn’t fail after becoming the Republican candidate. He failed before he got there. That Black man failed when, through process of being the next candidate not named Romney, he started flirting with frontrunner status in YOUR party. He’s not quitting because support dried up from Liberals. He’s quitting because the moment a Black man got a little too big in the Republican party, YOUR people turned on him, and/or abandoned him. It wasn’t liberals he was worried about with his recent poll numbers, and it wasn’t the left who stopped donating to his campaign. One of YOUR Black’s (hi Ann) wasn’t quite good enough to get the nod from YOUR party, despite all of the hype. If there’s racism going on in that, BLAME YOURSELVES!   

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BHN3RE2ZBMIVWN5HJBGDPTNOYI Tom

    Hot website. Don’t miss it.

    http://www.worldhappyshop.com/

  • Anonymous

    B_F_D you have to understand that Tina is just trying to claim racism, because she is operating under the delusion that people will get tired of hearing about it, and her party won’t get called any longer when they do things like line up to kiss the behind of Trump. Cain was the vessel to achieving that goal, but I guess Ann Coulter was right about how exceptional Their Blacks are. Even the way their campaigns crash and burn like the Cain train is truly unique and impressive! Well anyway, Cain’s about to be gone, so she has to milk this angle while it lasts.

  • Charles Ulysses Feney

     Herman Cain’s the Boogie Man
    (Sung to Boogie man- Freddie King
    youtube.com/watch?v=oMC2Zh0JH_8)

    I got a funky reputation
    because I like to get low down,
    All of you daughters better lock up your mothers,
    Cause the Herman Cain’s in town…
    They call me the boogie man,
    Nobody can do it like I can.
    They call me the boogie man,
    I’m a Cain sized boogie man!

    The Media’s has got my number,
    They took me down last fall,
    I taught Ginger White how to do the boogie,
    Now my campaign’s in a stall.
    They call me the boogie man,
    Nobody can do it like I can.
    They call me the boogie man,
    I’m a Cain sized boogie man!

    I used to be in the national debates
    As a Republican
    I got caught, doin’ the boogie
    My wife hit me with a fryin’ pan!
    They call me the boogie man,
    Nobody can do it like I can.
    They call me the boogie man,
    I’m a Cain sized boogie man!

    I tell all you good time women
    And you debutantes on the prowl
    Jus’ a lil’ taste, of my good boogyin’
    And you white girls gonna howl!
    They call me the boogie man,
    Nobody can do it like I can.
    They call me the boogie man,
    I’m a Cain sized boogie man!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe that- Obama is too much in love with himself- so  much so that when he has sex, he screams out his own name!

  • Anonymous

    That is no joke.

  • Anonymous

    Poor Henry- you are projecting again. Show where anyone celebrated this person’s death.

    Oh, you can’t- just making it up again?

    Thought so.

    The only thing rotten is your hate and your brain.

  • Anonymous

    The guy playing Hermann Cain looks a lot like Glenn Rice.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Cain’s dropping out will end liberal  racism? Nah- not a chance!

  • Anonymous

    All those words for nothing.

  • Anonymous

    I know. I can’t imagine that this harridan has a single friend if her shrill, whiny posts are any indication. She really personifies the new Republican party now — it’s all about being a victim and screeching endlessly about it.

  • Anonymous

    Pot meet kettle.

  • Cecelia

    Wow..  If you guys were any more light-hearted and full of humor your spleens would burst…

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    Lol!! First Sarah breaks the hearts of her supporters, now Herb does it!! It’s a good thing that Republicans have a high tolerance for embarrassment!!

  • Cecelia

    Embarrassment is like schadenfreude. 

    We’ll all get our turn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.rapier Angela Rapier

    Where was your outrage when the republicans/teabaggers disrespect President Obama on a regular? Please, according to Herbie there is no racism in America.

  • Ricci Dats Me

    Classic!! Ladies! All the ladies out there.. Get down and DANCE! With the Cain man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Ricci Dats Me
  • Ricci Dats Me

    Yu don’t watch enough TV if you haven’t seen them take n other black candidates including the POTUS you live to hate. SNL leaves no one safe and really enjoys mocking the characters that pop up. Herman Cain is a gggrrreattt character without any help. Seen his dance footage? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Ricci Dats Me

    Dance with him then. He is sleeping very well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Ricci Dats Me
  • http://twitter.com/philoec Nora Smith

    A strange miracle, not even putting the numbers backwards, it will be fair!!

  • Peter Hooks

    You and Herman can always smell conspiracy.  So how does that smell like?  You care to tell us???  Puhleeze!  He got caught trying to be a player and at the same time trying to criticize everybody else.  He is nothing but a sell out.  If I were as black as he is, and I sold out to the people who would like to portray him as one of the good ones, I would be rich too.  It is never his fault, it’s everybody else.  Oh no you Cain’t!

  • Peter Hooks

    It will stop when rightards stop being hypocrites!

  • Charles Ulysses Feney

    So few words,
    So little meaning…

  • Anonymous

    There was only a few lines that the goof didn’t say!

  • Anonymous

    The “teas” love fake outrage and love to deny that media does cover such events.

  • Anonymous

    You’re really on a fishing trip today!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GVWU6V6ORHYQ57UOHAEI52XTVU Dennis

    SNL has become a sad excuse for a TV show. I remember when it used to actually be funny with Eddie Murphy, chris farley and David spade.

    His impression of Herman Cain didn’t even come close, in fact it reminded me of Dave Chappelle.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzs_VkACuZk&list=FLf57Wkzfs7FVCVfkwyoD4jA&index=44&feature=plpp_video

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZCDEG24W2PC2QJJE2BHXX5BAOM Tiny Card

    Even before he dropped out of the race on Saturday (12/3), there was a
    gaggle of pundits predicting the demise of Herman Cain as a
    presidential candidate. ”He was never going to be the nominee anyway,”
    claimed Cokie Roberts of ABC news. I saw some unknown lib spinster on
    FOX Friday afternoon saying the same thing. He was the sole front-runner
    for a time. Why would allegedly intelligent people say such things? A
    couple of reasons: 1. They can’t be proven wrong now that scandal has
    sent him running and 2. They know darn well he had great conservative
    ideas politically — and they believe if they minimize the candidate,
    they minimize message. Thus, leaving room for more centrist or moderate
    views which — they hope — will mean an easily defeated nominee for
    president Obama to take on next year.
    He hit the campaign trail
    and grabbed our attention because he didn’t sound like a politician. He
    sounded more like a CEO. He sounded like a cancer survivor. He sounded
    like a neighbor who was a leader at the local church. He sounded like a
    guy who has had enough of the liberal takeover of our government and the
    mentality of the elitists in this country doing all they can to take
    over every aspect of our everyday lives. That’s why he got such
    momentum. He would respond to questions asked at the debates with
    direct, witty, insightful, decisive, and well-thought-out answers. We
    turned up the volume and leaned closer to the TV to hear more. His 9-9-9
    plan — although not perfect — was a marketing marvel. What a great
    idea. Simplify the tax code, make sure everyone pays something (even
    illegal aliens and law breakers) and not apologize about it. As
    misunderstood and maligned as that plan was, it was not policy that
    dropped him from front-runner to also ran.
    Mitt Romney can’t lock
    up the nomination because of his single-payer healthcare law in
    Massachusetts, he was for abortion before he was against abortion, and
    other questionable positions past and present that make conservatives
    wonder about his bone fides. Gov Rick Perry dominated until his have a
    “heart” response to questioning about in-state tuition for illegal
    immigrants — another policy issue. Newt Gingrich is looking great — but,
    there are loud rumblings about his work with the Heritage Foundation on
    a single-payer healthcare system. Any of those candidates would be
    light years better than the current president. But, the story was
    different with Herman Cain. Other than an odd answer about his pro-life
    stance and a bit of confusion on a question about Libya, Herman Cain on
    the issues — was as conservative as you get on the trail. Knowing they
    couldn’t attack on those issues — the media went digging for dirt.
    You
    don’t know and I don’t know if Herman Cain sexually harassed anyone.
    You know who knows? The women and he know. There is no proof of it and
    he denies it. The story of the one woman who came forward is sketchy at
    best and her background would suggest she’s a gold-digger and publicity
    hound. Even with that said — the media putting it out there took Can
    from front-runner to 2nd or third place almost overnight. When he had
    once enjoyed 30+ percent support of women republicans he, days later,
    only enjoyed single digit support from the same demographic. All of this
    BEFORE Ginger White would become a household name (in the homes where
    the race was being followed). What does that tell us? With no proof and
    only word of women who either currently work in the democrat
    administration or who a few months ago greeted Herman Cain with a hug at
    an event — the media can render a candidate null and void. Before you
    scoff at what I just said because the public allegedly doesn’t trust the
    media, consider this. Why did so many of you go from supporting Cain to
    suspecting Cain almost overnight — BEFORE Ginger White? Because of what
    you learned from the media. Face it — they set the narrative whether
    you want to admit it or not.
    Ginger White claims she and Herman
    Cain had an almost 14 year affair. Her proof? He signed a couple of
    books for her (if that proves an affair, I’m sleeping with Bob
    Schieffer) and some phone records that show he had her number and he had
    hers. They called and texted quite a bit. He admits a friendship — she
    said it was so much more. He says he financially was helping a friend,
    she says it was a ton more than that. Because of this relationship —
    whatever it is — Herman Cain is no longer a candidate. Did they have
    more than a friendship? You don’t know and I don’t know. You know who
    knows? Herman Cain and Ginger White. She says yes — he says no — the
    media says “Cheers” and “mission accomplished.” On the issues, Herman
    Cain was a great candidate.
    Should we have ignored the
    allegations? The harassment allegations should have never even been
    reported until and unless there was some proof and there is none. The
    Ginger White situation — much the same should have happened. A TV
    station in Atlanta jumped on the chance to not only give her TV time..
    but, as much as she wanted. Their initial story on White was three or
    four times longer than any average TV story. There was little or no
    proof and a Cain denial. There is still no proof and he continues to
    deny – but, for all intents and purposes, the campaign was over. Is it a
    problem if he did have an affair? Absolutely for his wife and family —
    and absolutely for everyone who trusted him to be their candidate. We
    Americans can forgive and accept a lot — but, we try our best to not
    vote for liars. By the way, I hope this trend continues when President
    Obama asks you for your vote next year. He’s not only lied consistently —
    but, he does it with such ease it’s scary. What now for the GOP and for
    we conservatives? We watch and listen closely. We carefully examine the
    attacks the media is sure to bring against those who remain. And, we do
    all we can to continue educating our friends, relatives, neighbors and
    co-workers on how horrible the future of our great land looks if this
    administration were allowed to continue for another term.
    I wish
    Herman Cain well. If what White says is true — I hope he and his family
    and his God can work through it. If not, then shame on the media and all
    of you who abandoned him on the word of a woman with a checkered past
    on a TV station looking for ratings during November sweeps. But, what do
    I know?
    Pags

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GVWU6V6ORHYQ57UOHAEI52XTVU Dennis

    I only made a comment about SNL. What the F*&^ you doing copy and pasting this crap in reply to me for? Did you forget to wear your helmet on the short bus yesterday? sheeesh

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZCDEG24W2PC2QJJE2BHXX5BAOM Tiny Card

    MADE YA LOOK ,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZCDEG24W2PC2QJJE2BHXX5BAOM Tiny Card

    Cain Brings Back the Good Ol’ Days for Democrats,You
    won’t hear any report of this, but Democrats partied like rock stars on
    Saturday night, December 3, 2011. Behind closed doors all over the
    country, Democrats celebrated December 3, 2011 like it was the election
    of Barack Hussein Obama all over again. It was not the ascension of a
    half-black man that was the cause of Democrat’s exuberance, but instead
    was the demise of a full black man.For Democrats all is good in the world, as the Republican Party is ALL white again.Just in the nick of time, too. There are Democrat strategists high-fiving each other, saying “Whew, that was CLOSE!”They’re
    right. Cain almost got away. The black Conservative who escaped beyond
    the plantation’s alligator-infested boundary to spread his message of
    American exceptionalism across the countryside had to be stopped. Had
    Cain not been stopped, he might have infected other blacks with that
    crazy talk. Imagine a world where black zombies were muttering 9-9-9 all
    the time.Luckily Democrats were able to do what they always do
    when a black man not of their choosing aims too high. Democrats turned
    on the water cannons and unleashed the dogs. Female dogs. I believe the
    technical term is @#$%!es.No need to rehash how Democrats used
    white women and ultimately a white woman named White to bring down the
    accomplished black man with the biblical name. What’s important to know
    is that they accomplished it. Democrats are just repeating history,
    again openly oppressing blacks as Democrats did back in the day.I
    say openly, because new millennium Democrats have evolved their
    oppression of blacks. They are clever in that they now oppress blacks
    without making it appear that they are oppressing blacks, then blame
    Republicans. Genius, when you think about it.Nevertheless,
    Democrat tactics remain the same. Make examples of a few uppity blacks,
    which serves to keep other blacks in check. It doesn’t take many
    lynchings to make a point.Back in the day, all it took for a
    black man to be hung by deranged Democrats was for the black man to
    simply look at a white woman. Black men were to walk with their heads
    down when approaching a white woman, and don’t dare speak to one.The
    Democrats didn’t have to kill Cain. They could have just knocked him
    off his high horse, as they did with the first few white women. His
    numbers had slipped enough, his reputation sullied so that he stood
    little chance of being the first full black president. Instead however
    the Democrats knew it was necessary to destroy Cain, to kill his dreams
    and aspirations.Democrats have been killing black people’s
    dreams for decades, including the most iconic dream of Dr. Martin Luther
    King. King’s dream of being measured by the content of one’s character
    is as dead as disco. It’s about color, stupid…period. You’re black,
    ergo you’re a victim. Anybody trying to tell you otherwise, well is
    being uppity.To paraphrase LBJ, Democrats realized that “Cain is
    getting uppity these days and that‘s a problem for us since he’s got
    something now he never had before, the political pull to back up his
    uppityness.” Damn that meddling Tea Party!How dare that Cain want to be president? Who does this Negro think he is…a DEMOCRAT STOOGE?Democrat’s
    hand-select their black presidents. Democrat blacks must pass color
    and articulation tests. More importantly any potential black
    presidential candidate must be radical, socialist, baked in Affirmative
    Action and able to control black people; like the Congressional Black
    Caucus who holds dominion over blacks in black neighborhoods. The
    minute Democrat black politicians begin to think they control white
    people, well now that’s just a bit too uppity for the Democrat party.
    Don’t try to get outside of your box, your assignment, your plantation
    mentality.The lynching of Cain was slick, since it required no
    rope, but it was just as meaningful had Cain been hung in the public
    square. Cain’s demise affect is being felt in the black community as we
    speak.You don’t hear the NAACP speaking out against what
    happened to Cain; they know that even if they wanted to speak out,
    they’d lose their funding.The CBC should be outraged that a
    black man and Republican to boot didn’t get a fair shake in the process.
    They know what the lynching of Cain meant: It can happen to you too,
    Negro. Want more money for your husband’s bank or to steal more college
    funds from black students, then you’d better recognize.The black
    Liberal population at large celebrates with their white Masters the
    demise of Cain, a man black Liberals have declared a “house n*gger.”
    Cain got what he deserved, because Cain is a product of the white man,
    black Democrats declared long ago, too stupid to realize what Democrats
    have accomplished has hurt the black community.How many young
    black men could have benefitted from learning more about Cain’s
    accomplishments, we may never know? Anyway, why speak of the dead,
    Right?That’s my rant! Kevin Jackson

  • Anonymous

    Obama is having sex and with a woman…unlike  MahaRushie

  • Anonymous

    “stand by your man,give him two arms to cling to” Tammy Wynette and ironically Dixie Chicks

  • Anonymous

    This is obvious not a racial matter and Cain’s responsible for him own past actions.  By denying what 5 women accused him of doing and him trying to deny it ever occurred is simply rubbish, especially for trying to deny a 13 year affair.  There is also no comparison between Cain and Obama except in the mind of someone trying to say this is a racial matter.  Cain was responsibly for his own behavior and for the accusations against him.  To try to say this is a racial matter is an obvious attempt to divert the blame away from Cain to some fantom action of some racist is ridiculous.   You accused this of being racist act, but you didn’t provide a shred of evidence to back your claim.  Cain created his own lynching by sexually harassing women in the workplace and for having a 13 year affair he carried on.  I didn’t hear Cain offering to take a polygraph test to help prove his innocents.  Get real and stick to the facts.  

  • Anonymous

    huyhjyh

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. Were you saying something?

  • Anonymous

    Dude, give it a rest.  You’ve been posting links to that video 3 and 4 times in EVERY Cain thread for the past 3 weeks. Enough already.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_633EXBZZXRBHWKALDCDGQ5GZSU Da Art of Golf

    Damn, TinyClod,
     I’m all weepy. You made me feel ashamed for Cain not being able to keep his Johnson or for that matter his lust for White Girls in check. But if I follow you right and I think I do, We on THE LEFT are the ones who enticed  RepubiKKKan women to come forth and assail the seamy side of a Salesman turned Lobbyist turned Author who saw he could parlay his gift of garbled gab into cash ala Palin. I guess when Romney’s words come back to bite him AND Gingrich’s pecadillos are allowed to be resurfaced, you’ll say “dem Libtards are responsibol”.

  • http://twitter.com/maynardbrainard Jeremy Brainard

    “I’m a Ron Paul supporter…”
    “I smell a conspiracy…”

    Surely you jest.

  • http://twitter.com/maynardbrainard Jeremy Brainard

    Rex, stop Big Brothering these people.  Can’t you see they’re trying to expose The Truth? 

  • Anonymous

    Same twisted, bigoted and incoherent “conservative” scum screed. Plus, he seems to have forgotten that there are other black Republicans that are just as full of shit as ODB Herb Cain. They just didn’t go trying to diddle all of the white women that they could.

  • Anonymous

    I do wonder what  Mann Coulter would have to say concerning the exceptionality of “their blacks” after all of this ODB Herb Cain drama…

  • Anonymous

    You forgot the Douche Report.

  • Anonymous

    His whole candidacy seemed like a giant SNL skit

  • Anonymous

    A racist right wing moron is babbling and projecting. Cain never had a chance period, There just aren’t enough stupid people like you, even in dumbed down America. As well as the true conservative racists would balk, no matter how much Cain tried to sound like just another stupid good ole boy & they played along with his act.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Cain dropping out will end conservative racism or increase it?

  • Anonymous

    Cain would never have gotten the nomination, It was all the dumbphukks on talk radio and FOX who were pumping him up. In private, most cons for one reason or another would vote for anyone but that fake.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe??
    Isn’t  that what the crackpots and morons on the right have been doing for four years? God, you are slow in so many ways.

  • Anonymous

    It is an extremely thoughtless right wing know nothing site, matches their intellects very well

  • http://www.occupywallst.org (CAR)

    My girlfriend doesn’t like the guy who plays him on SNL, but I think he’s hilarious! Cain is such a character.

  • http://www.occupywallst.org (CAR)

    I thought he was crazy funny.  He really gets the whole picture.  I guess you have to be a democrat to laugh at it – if you’re a Repub I don’t think you’d believe him to be funny.

    This guy kills me~ Comn, u gotta laugh~~

  • http://www.occupywallst.org (CAR)

    Wow, you were really gonna vote for Cain weren’t you? So you blame the media for his demise – you believe that he was attacked by the press, possibly the liberal media?

    What is the reality I ask you? That the Cain circus was created by Obama followers, or that everybody get’s their chance to shine under the spotlight – some people make it through, some don’t. And that’s how you know whether they are real or not.

    Like Gingrich, sure he looks good when he’s standing next to Michelle Bachman in every debate. But so does a dog with one leg and a sweater on.  Now go tell that dog to fill out a resume and youll see why the dog can’t get the job.

    It’s time for Republicans to show better judgement in picking candidates. Why fall in love with someone when you don’t even know anything about them?

    Cain produced his signature tax plan and every economist, except his own said it was written in crayon – that should have been the end of his campaign. Well, it kind of was, but you guys gotta get a little quicker with noticing what everyone else sees as obvious.

    Okay, now Gingrich is up.  What do you see with this guy? Here’s a hint:

    history or corruption
    highly unethical behavior both in and out of office
    investigated for a year by congress who had to file through 60+ potential violations
    serious commitment issues and immorality issues in his personal life
    is an establishment republican representing old ideas and the old guard
    thinks the tea partiers are a bunch of losers
    thinks ows are a bunch of losers
    is the same thing as electing Karl Rove or Dick Cheney
    is Rich and could care less about someone making the average US salary of 40/45 K
    like Mitt has been on everyside of every major issue

    I could go on but I’m tired of typing.  Okay, let’s see when you will finally realize what we already know…(waiting and holding my breath-for about 2 weeks)

  • Anonymous

    So you and Cain spent the last two decades whining about PC and spurious racism charges, yet you expect people to take your trash about Cain being a victim of racism seriously? Get a life!

  • Anonymous

    Evil MSM covering up yet another evil Leftwing conspiracy?

  • Anonymous

    benlackofsanity
    Cain was hated in the black community, he polled lower than Palin. So where’s the beef, this conspiracy you allude to, which must have gone back to 1997 to produce those court records? Cry me a river about some bs dog and pony show on FOX with his happy family.

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