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James O’Keefe’s Fundraising Plea Doesn’t Fool Stephen Colbert

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On Wednesday night’s Colbert Report, conservative auteur and would-be Bizarro Captain Stubing James O’Keefe came perilously close to ensnaring host Stephen Colbert into his latest sting, an email effort to defer the cost of his so-called NPR sting video through online donations. Colbert saw through the plea as a ruse to associate himself with an unsavory criminal element, but didn’t ask the obvious question: how did O’Keefe compose a five page fundraising email to pay for an NPR video, and not offer his donors a frickin’ tote bag?

Colbert does a quick, admiring rundown of O’Keefe’s illustrious history, including his stint as the ACORN pimp (yeah, those dummies believed he was a pimp even though he’s so damn white!), his criminal conviction for “wiretapping” the office of Sen. Mary Landrieu (he actually pled guilty to entering federal property under false pretenses, but I’m sure Colbert was making an honest mistake), and funniest of all, his plot to strand reporter Abbie Boudreau on a boat full of sex toys and video cameras. Colbert notes the hilarious O’Keefe’s mastery of prop comedy, calling him “Gallagher, with more dildos,” but fails to mention the gut-busting climax of the “CNN Caper,” which was to leave the married Boudreau in tears, adrift on the dildo boat, begging to be returned to shore.

With a track record like that, Colbert had little choice but to whip out his checkbook, to help O’Keefe and his Project Veritas (I do not think that word means what he thinks it means) recoup the $50,000 they allegedly spent on their lunch with NPR execs. Just as he’s about to sign the check, though, he wises up to O’Keefe’s latest prank, and thinks better of it: (from Comedy Central)


I don’t blame Colbert for being cautious, but O’Keefe’s work is too important to just give up like that. True, writing O’Keefe a check could possibly backfire, so I suggest, instead, purchasing NPR tote-bags, which can then be sent to O’Keefe, who can then turn them into quick cash on the open market. Winning!

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  • Barack Must Go

    It’s sickening how these has been left wing bomb throwers are so hard up to be ” cool by association ” these insist upon devoting hour, upon hour of their programming going into minute retelling the life and times of the lives, usually only Fox employees, but lately Andrew Breitbart and now even James O’Keefe. They do so in the name of political saire, or liberal comedy, when the real reason is closer to an unhealthy John Hickley jr. sort of, they have no life of their own, so they’ll gain notariety by stealing someone elses.

  • Bill Huggins

    Funny segment.

  • tatboy

    Tommy… gotta love The Princess Bride. :)

  • tatboy

    Isn’t the line about wiretapping a lie? The writers seem to have a lot of anger at James for exposing what he has exposed. He (Colbert) and his writers seem to want to make sure they protect James next target as much as possible. Liberals offering liberals cover. SHOCKING!!!

    P.S. Tommy, I thought the boat thing was totally over the line. But I also think Barney Frank having a brothel, a pot farm, and a stalker for a lover is totally over the line too. And he still has his job… right?

  • http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    “… his plot to strand reporter Abbie Boudreau on a boat full of sex toys and video cameras….
    but fails to mention the gut-busting climax of the “CNN Caper,” which was to leave the married Boudreau in tears, adrift on the dildo boat, begging to be returned to shore.”

    Shouldn’t that read “alleged”?

    “The sexually explicit document CNN is now “reporting” on was never going to be implemented as written. She saw how I was dressed that day, with my usual blazer and collared shirt. In the document she reported as being “authentic,” I was supposed to have been dressed with my chest exposed, slicked backed hair, with gold chains. That ought to have been a red flag the document was not a reflection of my true intentions. Ms. Boudreau was never going to be put in the bizarre situations outlined in the document CNN reported. There were no mirrors, sex tapes, blindfolds, fuzzy handcuffs, posters of naked women, or music. Sorry, you were not going to see my face saying the words “Bubble Headed Beach Blonde who comes on at 5” into a video camera. Those are Don Henley lyrics – and we know, thanks to Chuck DeVore, how much Henley loathes parody.”

    http://tinyurl.com/5vced6b

  • http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    tatboy said:
    Isn’t the line about wiretapping a lie?

    Correct, there was no attempt to wiretap, nor were the charged or accused of wiretapping.

    http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/2010/01/28/no-bugs-no-wiretapping-devices-medias-la-expose-of-james-okeefe-mired-in-speculations-false-reporting-video/

    “The government has now confirmed what has always been clear: No one tried to wiretap or bug Senator Landrieu’s office. Nor did we try to cut or shut down her phone lines.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/29/james-okeefe-on-wiretappi_n_442003.html

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    The convict and serial liar James O’Keefe warrants no defense.

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    sarainitaly said:
    tatboy said:
    Isn’t the line about wiretapping a lie?

    Correct, there was no attempt to wiretap, nor were the charged or accused of wiretapping.

    http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/2010/01/28/no-bugs-no-wiretapping-devices-medias-la-expose-of-james-okeefe-mired-in-speculations-false-reporting-video/

    “The government has now confirmed what has always been clear: No one tried to wiretap or bug Senator Landrieu’s office. Nor did we try to cut or shut down her phone lines.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/29/james-okeefe-on-wiretappi_n_442003.html

    Maybe when his probation ends in 2013, Fox “News” will hire O’Keefe.

  • notsofast

    Colbert does a quick, admiring rundown of O’Keefe’s illustrious history, including his stint as the ACORN pimp (yeah, those dummies believed he was a pimp even though he’s so damn white!),”

    Gees,Tommy, that sure is a racist statement. So you believe all pimps are black?

    BTW, dildos, handcuffs and a blindfold is a fun night at the Colbert home!

  • notsofast

    glenn113 said:
    Koch Brothers

    here we have another HP reject with another lib talking point!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    so-called NPR sting video

    NPR: Check.
    Video: Check.
    Sting: Check.

    Apparently it’s “so-called” because Tommy didn’t like the results. But hey, Colbert said some stuff!

  • tatboy

    Jim Treacher said:
    NPR: Check.
    Video: Check.
    Sting: Check.

    Apparently it’s “so-called” because Tommy didn’t like the results. But hey, Colbert said some stuff!

    Interesting. I didn’t catch that. I wonder when a sting video is “so called” and when it is not?

  • tatboy

    THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
    The convict and serial liar James O’Keefe warrants no defense.

    Does it bother you that NPR lied? They claimed they never offered to hide where the donation came from… lie #1. They claim they “rejected” the donation… lie #2.

  • tatboy

    THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
    Maybe when his probation ends in 2013, Fox “News” will hire O’Keefe.

    Maybe CNN will. They hired Rick Sanchez and Jack Cafferty after EACH ran over innocent people while drunk AND leaving their victims as they ran fro the scene of the crash . Rick’s victim eventually died in a nursing home years later of his injures after suffering years of pain and agony as a vegetable. CLASSY…

    Has James done anything to anyone on that level?

  • ProObamaAgenda

    Barack Must Go said:
    It’s sickening how these has been left wing bomb throwers are so hard up to be ” cool by association ” these insist upon devoting hour, upon hour of their programming going into minute retelling the life and times of the lives, usually only Fox employees, but lately Andrew Breitbart and now even James O’Keefe. They do so in the name of political saire, or liberal comedy, when the real reason is closer to an unhealthy John Hickley jr. sort of, they have no life of their own, so they’ll gain notariety by stealing someone elses.

    hahahahahahahaha….dumbass….you balls must be HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    tatboy said:
    Maybe CNN will. They hired Rick Sanchez and Jack Cafferty after EACH ran over innocent people while drunk AND leaving their victims as they ran fro the scene of the crash . Rick’s victim eventually died in a nursing home years later of his injures after suffering years of pain and agony as a vegetable. CLASSY…

    Has James done anything to anyone on that level?

    No, but’s he young and seems willing.

    I have no excuse for Sanchez or Cafferty, and I accept none from a lying convict either.

  • More Liberty5

    I really don’t read Tommy’s or Colby’s articles anymore. They are snarky and usually full of errors and mistakes. But when you point them out, like in the case of Colby Hall, you get banned.

  • Garth

    Barack Must Go said:
    It’s sickening how these has been left wing bomb throwers are so hard up to be ” cool by association ” these insist upon devoting hour, upon hour of their programming going into minute retelling the life and times of the lives, usually only Fox employees, but lately Andrew Breitbart and now even James O’Keefe. They do so in the name of political saire, or liberal comedy, when the real reason is closer to an unhealthy John Hickley jr. sort of, they have no life of their own, so they’ll gain notariety by stealing someone elses.

    You are not helping your cause. PS – Try spell check.

  • tatboy

    THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
    No, but’s he young and seems willing.

    I have no excuse for Sanchez or Cafferty, and I accept none from a lying convict either.

    Not to nitpick (i mean that) but I think to qualify for the title of “convict” you have to have done time in prison (ie: sentenced to more than a year of time). I may be wrong. I’m not sure but I think O’Keefe was sentenced to probation for a misdemeanor. I won’t argue the liar part since I feel he falls into the same category as Maddow who lied about the WI budget.

  • Nationman

    tatboy said:
    Not to nitpick (i mean that) but I think to qualify for the title of “convict” you have to have done time in prison (ie: sentenced to more than a year of time). I may be wrong. I’m not sure but I think O’Keefe was sentenced to probation for a misdemeanor. I won’t argue the liar part since I feel he falls into the same category as Maddow who lied about the WI budget.

    supposedly lying about a budged=having a faux sting of an organization? Nah he’s more a michael moore character.

  • Nationman

    Jim Treacher said:
    NPR: Check.
    Video: Check.
    Sting: Check.

    Apparently it’s “so-called” because Tommy didn’t like the results. But hey, Colbert said some stuff!

    Cutting segments:check
    out of context quotes: Check
    lying Deceiving douche: check
    If that’s what you need for a sting then okeefe has got it covered.

  • Nationman

    tatboy said:
    Does it bother you that NPR lied? They claimed they never offered to hide where the donation came from… lie #1. They claim they “rejected” the donation… lie #2.

    pretty sure your boy beck covered this on the blaze and concluded they rejected the donation.

  • Nationman

    tatboy said:
    Maybe CNN will. They hired Rick Sanchez and Jack Cafferty after EACH ran over innocent people while drunk AND leaving their victims as they ran fro the scene of the crash . Rick’s victim eventually died in a nursing home years later of his injures after suffering years of pain and agony as a vegetable. CLASSY…

    Has James done anything to anyone on that level?

    Death certainly takes it to another level. However I’d say almost locking someone on a boat full of sex toys is pretty comparable. Also, cnn has had some of the worst employment decisions ever as of late. Elliot spitzer, Piers morgan etc.

  • Nationman

    sarainitaly said:
    “… his plot to strand reporter Abbie Boudreau on a boat full of sex toys and video cameras….
    but fails to mention the gut-busting climax of the “CNN Caper,” which was to leave the married Boudreau in tears, adrift on the dildo boat, begging to be returned to shore.”

    Shouldn’t that read “alleged”?

    “The sexually explicit document CNN is now “reporting” on was never going to be implemented as written. She saw how I was dressed that day, with my usual blazer and collared shirt. In the document she reported as being “authentic,” I was supposed to have been dressed with my chest exposed, slicked backed hair, with gold chains. That ought to have been a red flag the document was not a reflection of my true intentions. Ms. Boudreau was never going to be put in the bizarre situations outlined in the document CNN reported. There were no mirrors, sex tapes, blindfolds, fuzzy handcuffs, posters of naked women, or music. Sorry, you were not going to see my face saying the words “Bubble Headed Beach Blonde who comes on at 5” into a video camera. Those are Don Henley lyrics – and we know, thanks to Chuck DeVore, how much Henley loathes parody.”

    http://tinyurl.com/5vced6b

    also begs the question why there was a discussion of a plan in the first place. Either way your boy okeefe is a pretty sick guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    Nationman said:
    Cutting segments:check
    out of context quotes: Check
    lying Deceiving douche: check
    If that’s what you need for a sting then okeefe has got it covered.

    What a delightfully inapt recitation of talking points.

  • Nationman

    Jim Treacher said:
    What a delightfully inapt recitation of talking points.

    oh you mean the talking points from glenn beck? http://www.theblaze.com/stories/blaze-scrutiny-of-npr-expose-videos-draws-extensive-media-reaction/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    Nationman said:
    oh you mean the talking points from glenn beck?

    “Hey, look over there!” I was talking about Tommy’s use of “so-called,” but go ahead.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    In case you’re still confused, Nationman: it’s a sting on NPR that’s was recorded on video. It doesn’t cease to be an NPR sting video just because you don’t like what happened as a result.

  • Nationman

    Jim Treacher said:
    In case you’re still confused, Nationman: it’s a sting on NPR that’s was recorded on video. It doesn’t cease to be an NPR sting video just because you don’t like what happened as a result.

    or the dishonest tactics used apparently. tell me, if michael moore did something similar would you question his tactics?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    Nationman said:
    tell me, if michael moore did something similar would you question his tactics?

    I wouldn’t refer to it as a “so-called sting video.”

  • Nationman

    Jim Treacher said:
    I wouldn’t refer to it as a “so-called sting video.”

    that’s semantics, he’s questioning the legitmacy of the campaign not what to call it.

  • Tommy Christopher

    Jim Treacher said:
    NPR: Check.
    Video: Check.
    Sting: Check.

    Apparently it’s “so-called” because Tommy didn’t like the results. But hey, Colbert said some stuff!

    I’m not sure what your objection is. It is, in fact, a video that is, in fact, being so called. Do you want links of people calling it that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    You’re making almost as much sense as Nationman, Tommy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    Nationman said:
    that’s semantics, he’s questioning the legitmacy of the campaign not what to call it.

    “So-called NPR sting video.”

  • tatboy

    Nationman said:
    supposedly lying about a budged=having a faux sting of an organization? Nah he’s more a michael moore character.

    I will agree with you that O’Keefe and Moore are very similar in what they do.

  • tatboy

    Tommy Christopher said:
    I’m not sure what your objection is. It is, in fact, a video that is, in fact, being so called. Do you want links of people calling it that?

    Are they one’s with “fact” and not “opinion” that it is so called? Are they claiming that O’Keefe changed what NPR actually said in the videos? O’Keefe does nothing that Moore does not do. He does what it takes to get on film what he wants on film. If you do it for the left your invited to the DNC convention to sit next to Carter. If your on the right your vilified.

    P.S. Still love The Princess Bride reference though. Best movie ever.

  • BarneyFranken

    ACORN pimp (yeah, those dummies believed he was a pimp even though he’s so damn white!), his criminal conviction for “wiretapping” the office of Sen. Mary Landrieu (he actually pled guilty to entering federal property under false pretenses, but I’m sure Colbert was making an honest mistake)

    OHNO Is that RETRACTO’s MUSIC I HEAR? HERE HE COMES!!

    http://bigjournalism.com/retracto/2010/02/09/introducing-the-retracto-the-correction-alpaca-theme-song/

  • Nationman

    tatboy said:
    Are they one’s with “fact” and not “opinion” that it is so called? Are they claiming that O’Keefe changed what NPR actually said in the videos? O’Keefe does nothing that Moore does not do. He does what it takes to get on film what he wants on film. If you do it for the left your invited to the DNC convention to sit next to Carter. If your on the right your vilified. P.S. Still love The Princess Bride reference though. Best movie ever.

    my question is, who actually uses moore as a source for their information or even a pretense to do something? That’s what the right is doing with okeefe now.

  • Nationman

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    Nationman said:
    my question is, who actually uses moore as a source for their information or even a pretense to do something? That’s what the right is doing with okeefe now.

    sorry, who actually uses michael moore as a source for their information or a pretense to do something?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

    Nationman said:
    my question is, who actually uses moore as a source for their information or even a pretense to do something?

    NPR.

  • Nationman

    Jim Treacher said:
    NPR.

    when?

  • Nationman

    Nationman said:
    when?

    i’m also referring to public officials, republicans are literally using okeefe as a source to push through legislation.

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