Shep Smith Is Stunned That Rep. Weiner Couldn’t Recognize His ‘Certain Thing’

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by Jon Bershad | 5:42 pm, June 1st, 2011

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Shep Smith certainly has a gift at cutting to the heart of matters. After stumbling over Rep. Anthony Weiner’s statement to MSNBC’s Luke Russert (he used Thesaurus.com to make sure “certitude” meant what he thought it did), Smith wondered aloud how anyone could be confused about whether a penis belonged to them or not.

Here’s Smith’s delicate phrasing:

“I guess you could see something of this nature that belongs on your person or doesn’t and not have any ‘certitude’ about whether it is yours, but, when you’ve lived with certain things all your life, you’d think eventually you’d probably know what’s yours.”

Man, this is quickly turning into a 21st century version of Bill Clinton’s cigar for the enjoyment we’re getting out of listening to news anchors trying to explain the damn thing.

Watch the clip from Fox News below:

Anthony Weiner, Luke Russert, shepard smith, WeinerGate

rubberneck

That was awkward. Yet hilarious.
TeaPartyNation

“Shep Smith Is Stunned That Rep. Weiner Couldn’t Recognize His ‘Certain Thing’”

Hey, schlep – not everybody stares at his ‘Certain Thing’ as much as you do !!!!!!!!
BFD

I could definitely pick out my penis in a crowd.
cjd ohio 1

BFD said:
I could definitely pick out my penis in a crowd.

well good, but dont put it in a crowd of penises, not a good idea. lol
Colorado_Conservative

Maybe he has a detachable penis and someone stole it after he passed out, took pictures of it and then Tweeted them?
It could happen!!!
Dem4Ever

Since Weiner isn’t able to identify himself let’s ask his wife. Surely, she should know whether or not this is her husband’s junk.
david r

Russert forgot to ask Weiner if he wore a vibrating butt plug.
Sam M.

Colorado_Conservative said:
Maybe he has a detachable penis and someone stole it after he passed out, took pictures of it and then Tweeted them?
It could happen!!!

Are you an expert in detachable dicks?
Barack Must Go

I bet his newlywed wife could tell.
GoneFishing

Dem4Ever said:
Since Weiner isn’t able to identify himself let’s ask his wife. Surely, she should know whether or not this is her husband’s junk.

Lol She may not have seen it much…or maybe she had the Ha-jib pulled over her head and could not see the Weiner in question. His wife, the Saudi Fashionista Huma Abedin is often away on State Department Biddness with her mentor and Gal-Pal Hillery de Clinton.
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

i think most people could, with complete certitude, know if there are pics of them in their undies floating about, and what they look like.

he is lying…………
Dem4Ever

Maybe Weiner will agree to a photo line up.
seek

TeaPartyNation said:
“Shep Smith Is Stunned That Rep. Weiner Couldn’t Recognize His ‘Certain Thing’”

Hey, schlep – not everybody stares at his ‘Certain Thing’ as much as you do !!!!!!!!

Perhaps you should take an hour this evening and get to know yourself.
seek

sarainitaly said:
i think most people could, with complete certitude, know if there are pics of them in their undies floating about, and what they look like.

he is lying…………

Yah think? The sleaze just kept sleazing. For the non-believers, why would he be concerned about his marriage?
Cause she ain’t buying what he’s selling to the world. lol
Davo

BFD said:
I could definitely pick out my penis in a crowd.

I suspect all you’d have to do is look for the one half the size of all the rest.
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

Alright LEFTIES, I want apologies now for you accusing people of federal crimes.

APOLOGIES NOW!

I will be waiting…………………………………………………………
Tedderman

Haven’t you ever taken a picture of that body part and said, wow is that all me? What, no, uhhhh, never mind.
cjd ohio 1

Tedderman said:
Haven’t you ever taken a picture of that body part and said, wow is that all me? What, no, uhhhh, never mind.

nope, button on a fur coat, lifes a b@tch
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

Where are the apologies?

Sorry, if you do not know who you should apologize to.

Andrew Breitbart, Wolfe, or anyone else you claimed that hacked Weiner’s account.

I will be waiting………………………………………………….
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

By the way, I hope someone sues Weiner for false accusations.

If anyone can find videotape of him accusing someone specifically, send it to Breitbart.

I want this POS sunk.
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

Also, anyone that accused Breitbart or others of hacking the account should be sued also.

Time to use the leftist weapons against THEM!
notsofast

Sam M. said:
Are you an expert in detachable dicks?

You are just jealous that Rachel Maddow’s d!ck is bigger than yours, son.
lane

rubberneck said:
That was awkward. Yet hilarious.

yes. And accurate. Everyone knows how dumb his statement sounds except to Rep. Weiner.
LOGICandREASON

LOL…

Thanks Rep. Weiner!

It’s good to have all these fun before the resignation speech that will come eventually.
Pokerdude777

david r said:
Russert forgot to ask Weiner if he wore a vibrating butt plug.

They make those????????? Guess I can throw this patent application in the trash. Dammiitttt.
The Tea Weasel®

I imagine Shep Smith could recognize Wiener’s weiner.
Kitsune

JasonMays said:
No chance in hell this is going to lead to a resignation. Democrats don’t resign over stuff like this, and it’s why their reputation is what it is. From what I can tell Democrats seem to believe that if you don’t run on having any morals, then you can’t be held to any standards whatsoever in that department.

Nope, all they have to do is run on the same old tired pseudo-Robin Hood “I’m going to take from the rich and give to the poor!” line, when all they really do is put it all in their own pockets (or re-election warchests).
Tedderman

Kitsune
Nope, all they have to do is run on the same old tired pseudo-Robin Hood “I’m going to take from the rich and give to the poor!”

I hadn’t heard that line lately, thanks for reminding me. I sure hope they reprise it for the 2012 election season because a majority of Americans are for taxing the hell out of the rich. Hope this means you.
X-3

Maybe he should have brought Barney Fwank in for a consult.