Jimmy Fallon Takes Brutal Digs At Trump Over ‘Gross’ New Epstein Bombshell
Late-night star Jimmy Fallon took some uncharacteristically brutal shots at President Donald Trump over his denial he wrote the newly-released birthday letter to deceased sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein.
The now-infamous “Birthday Book” note that Trump sued the Wall Street Journal over was released by the House Oversight Committee on Monday. Trump had previously denied writing the note, and Trump has joined the White House in now insisting the signature was not his.
On Thursday night’s edition of NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, the host spent several minutes during his monologue mocking the letter and Trump’s denial:
JIMMY FALLON: Well, guys, after receiving a ton of backlash over their logo change, Cracker Barrel just announced that they’ve suspended all restaurant renovations. Cracker Barrel isn’t stopping there. To appease conservatives even more, every menu will now look like Trump’s birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein.
STEVE HIGGINS: Oh. What? Secrets.
JIMMY FALLON: That’s right. Congress just released the full Jeffrey Epstein birthday book, which includes a drawing of a nude woman that Trump reportedly made for Epstein. Take a look at this.
Yeah. It is gross but in Trump’s defense, Hallmark really doesn’t have too many options in the sex-trafficking-friends-turning 50s section. There’s not that many–. It’s a bail. Hard to…
Of course, the Trump administration quickly denied that Trump drew a naked woman.
First up, Trump said, “I didn’t draw a naked women.”
Then JD Vance said, “Trump didn’t a draw a naked woman.”
Then Marco Rubio said, “Trump didn’t draw a naked woman.”
And finally, this guy said, “Trump didn’t draw a naked woman. It me.”.
First, the White House said the birthday card didn’t exist, and now that it’s public, they’re claiming Trump didn’t draw it.
Check out what Trump’s been saying about it behind closed doors.
AIDE PARODY VOICE: Sir, the story isn’t going away, we need to address it.
TRUMP PARODY VOICE: I didn’t draw it, just blame someone else.
AIDE PARODY VOICE: Like who?
TRUMP PARODY VOICE: Epstein?
AIDE PARODY VOICE: I don’t think so.
TRUMP PARODY VOICE: Ghislaine Maxwell? ( (No.) ) Diddy? (No.) OJ? (No.) Don Jr.? (No.) Eric? (No.) Talwin? (No.) Gavin Newscum? (No.) The Chicago Pope? (No.) Phillies Karen? (No.) Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun? (No.) The demons from K-Pop Demon Hunters? (No.) The Annabelle doll? (No.) The CEO of Cracker Barrel? (No.) Tom Hanks? (No.) Mr. Beast? (No.) Shaggy? It wasn’t me. The mom from that Netflix documentary about catfishing? (No.) Eric Adams? (No.) Mom Dining? (No.) De Blasio?
AIDE PARODY VOICE: Freaking de Blasio. Okay, I’ll run with that.
TRUMP PARODY VOICE: Yay!
JIMMY FALLON: Friggin’ de Blasio.
Watch above via NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
