Can You Guess Alton Brown’s Secret Christmas Ingredient?

Take your minds out of the gutter for this brain tease: Alton Brown tweeted out this potent secret ingredient this morning and asked if anyone could guess its identity, leaving a majority of fans puzzled (and feeling a little ashamed for leaping to some NSFW conclusions about it).

Can you figure out what this is? Leave your answers below!

ANSWER (highlight to read): Horseradish. Negative points for you if you still thought it was a penis.

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