Pizzeria Makes Pizza Great Again with Donald Trump Pie

A Portland Pizzeria is making a pizza inspired by presumptive GOP Presidential candidate Donald Trump. Vinnie’s Pizza, located in North Portland, is calling the pizza “The Wall,” and it’s made with triple cheese and three different toppings, which is perfect for Trump, who, like some sort of insane person scrapes the toppings off of his pizza and eats them alone. Also good news for Trump, the pizza is cut into small enough slices that his tiny fingers will be able to handle it. A promotional sign for the pizza says:

It’s a wall of pizza, overdone and overblown. Cut in slices that little tiny fingers can handle. Everybody likes it. It’s everyone’s favorite. It’s the best built pizza you’ll ever see. I guarantee it. Not for losers and haters. I love the pizzas and the pizzas love me. You can use cash, credit card, or send the bill to Mexico. They’ll pay for it. I guarantee the Mexicans will pay for it!

A sign outside the Pizzeria also reads “Donald Drumpf Campaign Headquarters.”

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[H/T KATU]

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