‘PUBIC HAIR!’ CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Audibly Stunned By Trump-Epstein Letter’s Crotchal Tuft Reference

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer evinced shock with a comical recitation of the letter at the heart of The Wall Street Journal’s bombshell Trump-Jeffrey Epstein story.

President Donald Trump flipped out and threatened to sue after the WSJ dropped a hotly anticipated profile of the Trump-Epstein relationship that included a highly suggestive note — which Trump vehemently denied writing.

The note featured a very suggestive script:

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.

Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.

Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

The WSJ described the note as being “framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly ‘Donald’ below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.”

That description took on new life on Friday’s edition of CNN’s The Situation Room as Blitzer gave a legendary reading of the paper’s furry scoop:

PAMELA BROWN: Trump and his allies are lashing out at The Wall Street Journal. It is reporting that Epstein’s friends and family associates sent bawdy letters for a birthday album in 2003, and according to the Journal, one of those racy letters was from Donald Trump.

WOLF BLITZER: And it is so — so graphic, the article in The Wall Street Journal describes the letter this way, and I’m quoting now.

“It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker.

A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly ‘Donald’ below her waist, mimicking PUBIC HAIR!”

“The letter concludes, ‘HappyBirthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.'”

Watch above via CNN’s The Situation Room.