Stephen A. Smith Loses It Laughing Over Vivid Trump Sex Gag On Bill Maher

Comedian and pundit Bill Maher got guest Stephen A. Smith to crack up with a vivid sexual gag about President Donald Trump and the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

On Friday night’s edition of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, the interview guest was Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for The Washington Post and political commentator George Will.

The panel guests were Dr. Phil McGraw, founder of Envoy Media Co. and host of “The Real Story with Dr. Phil” podcast and “The Dr. Phil Podcast” and Stephen A. Smith, host of ESPN’s “First Take” and host of an upcoming political show on SiriusXM’s POTUS Politics.

During the “New Rules” segment, Maher ticked through the rapid-fire warmup gags that customarily precede his main rant, but both he and Smith kind of lost it over a joke pegged to Trump’s firing of the BLS chief:

BILL MAHER: Okay, New Rule. Now that Denmark has decided to take down this mermaid statue because of… They decided to take down this stature because of complaints that it’s pornographic and a man’s hot dream of what a woman should look like. Um, we’ll take it.

Because that statue is not pornographic. She just has good genes.

Uh, New Rule, now that a porn task force in the UK wants to ban barely legal porn, they have to explain how that works. Isn’t the whole point of barely legal that it is legal?

And if you make barely legal illegal, doesn’t that just make the next year up barely legal? And then you have to make that illegal too.

And pretty soon the only porn left will be an old lady licking her cake batter.

All right. New Rule, now that Katy Perry has leveled up to dating Justin Trudeau, she must admit she may have kissed a girl and liked it, but kissing this guy can make you forget pussy even existed.

STEPHEN A. SMITH: (LAUGHS)

BILL MAHER: All right. New Rule, let’s congratulate the parents of a baby born from an embryo that was frozen in 1994. That’s right, this kid spent three… This kid spent 3 decades in the freezer, which is why they named him Swanson.

Oh, and the parents, you have so many milestones to look forward to. His first steps, his first smile, his first time pointing at an ice tray and saying, mommy.

Uh, New Rule, stop being surprised that President Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because he received nonpartisan statistics he didn’t like.

Demanding that his reality become our reality has always been his superpower. He’s the only person in the world when he’s fucking, he yells out, “You’re coming!”

STEPHEN A. SMITH: (CRACKS UP LAUGHING)

BILL MAHER: (SMITH STILL AUDIBLY CHUCKLING OFF-CAMERA) And finally New Rule–

Watch above via HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher.