Anthony Weiner’s Wife, Huma Abedin, Gives Birth To Baby Boy

The New York Post is reporting that, yesterday, Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin welcomed a baby boy into the world, a bright spot to round off what we can only imagine wasn’t a particularly strong year for the couple. And, while we here at Mediaite are quite fond of humanity’s current societal infrastructure, you’ve got to thing; if there’s anyone who would benefit greatly from a massive catastrophe wiping out the Internet and all of recorded human history, it’s this kid.

The baby’s name was Jordan Zane Weiner, he was born 10 days early, weighing a little over seven pounds. For his sake, we’re all eagerly awaiting the day when people hear his name and don’t immediately think “Anthony Weiner just had a kid? Yikes.” As if having “Weiner” for a last name isn’t tough enough.

Anyway, congratulations to the couple and may the family all weather the storms the father hath wrought.

(h/t Gawker)

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