Climategate In Copenhagen, An Action-Adventure Thriller

Confused about what exactly is going on in Copenhagen this week? Uncertain who’s there to discuss what? Jon Stewart boils it down to its most essential parts: it’s the World of Warmcraft. Our ability to live (on land) is what’s at stake! Unless you are a critic, in which case this may be the biggest hoax perpetrated on mankind (after the myth of the female orgasm).

Behold: they are importing limos to the climate summit to handle the attendees, large icebergs are floating towards Australia, and not only is it snowing in Houston they elected a lesbian mayor (“I guess Hell really did freeze over!”). Blame those fat cat environmental scientists: “it gets cold in winter, and scientists are getting paid.” Eeegads. Video below.

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