Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Proves That Anyone Can Use NYC Subway

On Thursday, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton set off a media firestorm when she encountered a fickle Metrocard scanner in the NYC subway — an event known to occur literally thousands of times a day.

For what it’s worth — and to the media it was apparently worth very little — Bronx Borough President Ruben Diaz Jr. had to swipe at the turnstile Clinton used three times (viewable here at about 0:30).

But former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has bravely responded to that non-story by posting a video of herself successfully swiping her Metrocard — just like a big girl.

“This is for Hillary Clinton,” the end times enthusiast and notorious fount of nonsense said. “I know you had a tough time, Hillary, trying to figure out how to do the subway system even though you were the U.S. Senator from New York.”

I showed Hillary how to use the subway in New York City today. pic.twitter.com/8ZJPvMYBDe

— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) April 8, 2016

Here you can see the woman who believes God sent the Brussels attacks to humiliate the president as she executes a maneuver known as a “subway swipe.”

Give her a star.

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