The CIA Answers Twitter Question on Tupac’s Whereabouts

The Central Intelligence Agency has been on Twitter for a whole month, and to commemorate that #twitterversary (you’ll understand this in a second), they answered five questions people apparently asked them, one of which concerned the present location of Tupac.

Here’s how the CIA (yes, the CIA) responded.

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

Cool story, bro.

But this wasn’t the only strange tweet reply from whoever was put in charge of the CIA’s Twitter account today; there was one tweet giving a shoutout to… Ellen DeGeneres, for some reason…

Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

…and a hilarious reply to a jokey question about the surveillance state that actually utilized #sorrynotsorry.

No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary

— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014

#outreach

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