‘They’re All a Bunch of Penises!’ Someone Released a U-Haul Full of Penis Balloons Outside Trump’s Trial
Michelle Arezou Ross/FOX5 NY
A U-Haul van outside Donald Trump’s hush money trial released dozens of pink mylar balloons on Thursday.
But these weren’t just any mylar balloons; they were made in the shape of anatomically-correct penises, and each one sported the visage of a top Trump trial player, such as District Attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan. Special Counsel Jack Smith, who is prosecuting Trump in two other cases, was also mocked.
Initially, passers-by thought the giant phalluses were meant to protest Trump himself, but the conservative artist who designed the display said he released the balloons in support of Trump.
Michelle Arezou Ross of Fox5 NY posted the moment on social media. In the video, a person can be heard yelling, “They’re all a bunch of penises!”
The man responsible, Scott LoBaido, told Fox5NY, “I’m an artist, so what do I do? Return the humiliation favor by humiliating these dicks.”
Presumably, LoBaido was referring to the “dicks” who were prosecuting the former president on 34 counts of business fraud for allegedly concealing hush money payments to cover up extramarital affairs. Trump has denied wrongdoing.
LoBaido was also responsible for flinging pizza at New York’s City Hall in the spring “to make point about environmental rules.”
According to AMNY back in March, “A pro-Trump artist from Staten Island tried to take a stand for fossil fuel-burning pizzerias subjected to new city environmental regulations…by wasting perfectly-good pizza slices at City Hall.”
