Jon Stewart Ridicules Ann Coulter For Her ‘Our Blacks Are Better Than Their Blacks’
But first! More important stuff.
Stewart, you see, was upset over Donald Trump‘s recent vlog entry expressing dismay over a Daily Show sketch poking fun at Herman Cain.
The host noted that, being a professional dick, he’s grown somewhat used to being called things like “racist,” “stupid” and “asshole,” but such accusations sting when coming from someone as sophisticated and well-respected as Trump who also, as you may be aware, has a great relationship with “the blacks.”
Also, unlike Coulter, Trump doesn’t even distinguish between “our blacks” and “their blacks.” (“Even I would be offended by that,” said Stewart. “And I’m racist.”)
To discuss the issue further, Stewart brought on contributors Samantha Bee, Wyatt Cenac, and John Oliver, all of whom agreed that, while libs may have quantity on their side when it comes to black people, the right enjoys better quality black people. Also? The right has a darker, creamier crop black people rivaled only by conservative women, who are something like sexy tarantulas.
Have a look, via Comedy Central:
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