Twitter Revolts After Stormy Daniels Compares Trump’s Penis to ‘Mushroom Character in Mario Kart’

Ken MeyerSep 18th, 2018, 9:30 am
 

No, Mario Kart is not getting a 9th installment, not yet anyway. The Twitterverse is having a collective meltdown over the fact that the beloved Super Mario-themed racing game franchise became a trending topic today for all the wrong reasons.

Here’s what happened, brace yourself.

The Guardian obtained a sneak peek of Full Disclosure, the upcoming book from Stormy Daniels where she plans to tell all of her secrets regarding her fling with President Trump. Between the details of her relationship with Trump throughout the years and her ongoing legal battles against him and Michael Cohen, Daniels also goes into…um, colorful detail about what it was like to have sex with him.

From The Guardian:

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Daniel’s remarks attracted online attention really fast, particularly the fact that she compared Trump’s penis to the good citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. Since #MarioKart and #Toad are both trending on Twitter as of this writing, political observers and video game enthusiasts are highly dismayed/amused that THIS is the reason why.

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