Curious 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne just innocently wanted to know how many people there were in the world when he happened to be chewed out profanely by the iPhone app Siri in a Tesco –a British superstore, similar to Target– located in Coventry. “Shut the f*** up, you ugly tw*t!” exclaimed the foul-mouthed app.

Well, it’s finally happened. After months of forewarnings, the a massive British scandal has crossed the ocean and reached our shores, embroiling some of the most powerful people in America. What? Oh, no, not that thing. Is that story still going? Whatever. No, I’m talking about the congestion fee that London Mayor Boris Johnson has fined the President with. It may not seem like a bigger story but just wait till Hugh Grant gets involved!

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Sky News reported yesterday on a group of seven hospital employees from Wiltshire, England who were suspended recently. The reason given – their supposed participation in the “Lying Down Game.”

The follow-up question would be, ‘What the hell is the Lying Down Game?’