Glenn Beck Would Vote For Donald Trump To Watch His Hair React To Marine One
Given that the centerpiece of the Donald Trump 2012 pseudo-campaign platform has been whether President Barack Obama was born in America, Glenn Beck may have come up with the most ingenious reason to vote for the man yet: just to see his hair react to official state aircraft. In his weekly visit to Bill O’Reilly, Beck took the time to praise (?) Trump and take a few swipes at the “ridiculous waste of time” that was the royal wedding.
Perhaps predictably for someone who adorns his show with pictures of Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton, Beck confessed to O’Reilly that he neither watched the royal wedding nor cared. After a feeble attempted at pretending to have watched it (“she looked beautiful in that… dress,” he mumbled, before later making fun of Kate Middleton for being a chimney sweep, apparently), Beck came out and confessed that he didn’t care “at all,” was slightly outraged at the $33 million-dollar price tag on wedding security, and found it incredible that people would watch the wedding when “the world is on fire.” O’Reilly didn’t go so far as to disagree that the world was on fire, but argued that some escapism was a good thing, and that Beck was bordering on a hack of “respect for British society” with his flippant attitude, which he described with some dramatic raspberry noises. Instead of the royal wedding, Beck concluded that O’Reilly should spend some time watching “that movie with John Galt in it,” which O’Reilly scoffed at.
Not that Beck had that much more respect for the birthers. Highlighting statements by Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke, he noted that while the latter is “printing money like toilet paper,” people continue to care about the birth certificate, “which won’t make a difference at all.” That said, he admitted to “loving” Donald Trump and even contemplating a vote for him– or rather, his hair, to watch its mysteries unravel as it spun up high in official state helicopters.
The segment via Fox News below:
