Louisiana Steals Arkansas’ Thunder With 500 Mysteriously Dead Birds Of Their Own
As we all know, the end of the world is coming. Furthermore, once it finally reaches us and life as we know it is replaced by years of struggle and war against the forces of Hell, the place where the Armageddon started is clearly going to be a huge tourism hot spot. So far, all of that tourist money has belonged to Arkansas however, today, Louisiana made a bid with 500 mysteriously dead birds of their very own. Sweet get, Louisiana Tourism Board!
The “500 red-winged-blackbirds and starlings” were discovered along a stretch of highway near the town of Labarre. Labarre is 300 miles south of Bebe, Arkansas where the first batch of birds appeared. As of yet, so many questions still remain. What killed these animals? Is there some connection between the events? And, most importantly, does Kirk Cameron have any comments to add?
You can watch the Fox News report on the latest mass-bird death below. Feel free to put it on in the background while you stockpile weapons for the coming Holy War.
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