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Louisiana Steals Arkansas’ Thunder With 500 Mysteriously Dead Birds Of Their Own

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As we all know, the end of the world is coming. Furthermore, once it finally reaches us and life as we know it is replaced by years of struggle and war against the forces of Hell, the place where the Armageddon started is clearly going to be a huge tourism hot spot. So far, all of that tourist money has belonged to Arkansas however, today, Louisiana made a bid with 500 mysteriously dead birds of their very own. Sweet get, Louisiana Tourism Board!

The “500 red-winged-blackbirds and starlings” were discovered along a stretch of highway near the town of Labarre. Labarre is 300 miles south of Bebe, Arkansas where the first batch of birds appeared. As of yet, so many questions still remain. What killed these animals? Is there some connection between the events? And, most importantly, does Kirk Cameron have any comments to add?

You can watch the Fox News report on the latest mass-bird death below. Feel free to put it on in the background while you stockpile weapons for the coming Holy War.

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  • The Real Royal King

    As a Texan, I can tell the good people of Louisiana how gratifying it is to “one up” Arkansas.

    This was an alert on FOX “New’s” Megyn Kelly’s show?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU

  • Fox News: Serving the Freeper community since 1996

    It doesn’t seem to me that this fantastically marvellous universe, this tremendous range of time and space and different kinds of animals, and all the planets, and all these atoms with all their motions, and so on,all this complicated thing can merely be a stage so God can watch human being struggle for good and evil — which is the view religion has. The stage is too big for the drama.
    – Richard Feynman

  • Helix

    Once is happenstance. Twice is concidence. But three times, it’s enemy action. Not that there is an enemy. But I would really like to know who is putting glass walls in the sky for the birds to hit.

  • Atticus Draco

    Helix said:
    Once is happenstance. Twice is concidence. But three times, it’s enemy action. Not that there is an enemy. But I would really like to know who is putting glass walls in the sky for the birds to hit.

    THREE TIMES!!!
    WHAT?! We’re gonna scratch the “STRESS” angle in this huh?!
    lol

    I am more shocked that the “stress” angle was brought forward as a “legitimate” reason than i am of all these birds fallin’ out of the sky!

  • skyfet

    Someone needs to check out any of those chemical/biological company in those areas. Something fishy is going on here.

  • http://twitter.com/SailRabbits Magister

    The clip says that more than a 1000 of this particular species has dropped dead at the same time 16 times over the past 30 years, so it’s just another time.

    My initial instinct when the story first broke is that the Arkansas town is on the Mississippi flyway and you can draw a straight line on Google Maps from Beebe to Labarre. Of course, it could be a little late for red-winged blackbirds to be migrating, but that may be a factor, plus I’m on the same flyway and I saw a flock of type of some small birds easily numbering in the tens of thousands just last week.

  • notsofast

    Yeah, must have been those damn fireworks again.

    Why hasn’t this occurred ever July 4, Labor Day and New Year’s eve in the past?

  • The Real Royal King

    notsofast said:
    Why hasn’t this occurred ever July 4, Labor Day and New Year’s eve in the past?

    Perhaps, burn bans were in effect?

  • Big Eddie

    skyfet said:
    Someone needs to check out any of those chemical/biological company in those areas. Something fishy is going on here.

    skyfet is right . This bird thing IS fishy .

  • Grammie

    Helix said:
    Once is happenstance. Twice is concidence. But three times, it’s enemy action. Not that there is an enemy. But I would really like to know who is putting glass walls in the sky for the birds to hit.

    Steven King?

  • notsofast

    Big Eddie said:
    This bird thing IS fishy .

    It’s that bloody spaceman, I tell ya.

  • The Real Royal King

    Magister said:
    The clip says that more than a 1000 of this particular species has dropped dead at the same time 16 times over the past 30 years, so it’s just another time.

    My initial instinct when the story first broke is that the Arkansas town is on the Mississippi flyway and you can draw a straight line on Google Maps from Beebe to Labarre. Of course, it could be a little late for red-winged blackbirds to be migrating, but that may be a factor, plus I’m on the same flyway and I saw a flock of type of some small birds easily numbering in the tens of thousands just last week.

    That’s interesting. The ruby throated hummingbirds and purple martins seems to have kept to their usual migratory patterns along the Central Flyway, but otherwise many of the birds seem to have simply remained in place. This has been particularly noticeable with the scissor-tails. I don’t think we have had a day yet in which the temperature didn’t rise above freezing, although I understand that is coming next week.

  • Tony the Fist

    Arkansas: I raise 500 dead birds.
    Louisiana: I call your 5OO dead birds
    Washington D.C.: I see your 500 dead birds and raise you a lame duck.
    United States: I fold.

  • http://twitter.com/SailRabbits Magister

    notsofast said:
    Why hasn’t this occurred ever July 4, Labor Day and New Year’s eve in the past?

    Climate change?

    (ducks and covers)

  • The Real Royal King

    Grammie said:
    Steven King?

    Did you mean Steve King, the nutty Representative from Iowa, Stephen King, the author, Steven King the ARF baller or Steven King, the guitarist?

  • http://twitter.com/SailRabbits Magister

    @TRRK: My wife went on a quest for ducks last weekend and though she probably put close to 200 miles on the car, she really just found a few mallards.

    As you might expect, she’s the bird-watcher in the family; my usual job is to drive her wherever the birds have been reported and man the book, so I never really get to look at the birds unless they’re something super-special, but I did notice those huge flocks last week because they were so large.

  • milynily

    Anybody remember the movie “The Core”? Just another theory.

  • The Real Royal King

    Magister said:
    @TRRK: My wife went on a quest for ducks last weekend and though she probably put close to 200 miles on the car, she really just found a few mallards.

    As you might expect, she’s the bird-watcher in the family; my usual job is to drive her wherever the birds have been reported and man the book, so I never really get to look at the birds unless they’re something super-special, but I did notice those huge flocks last week because they were so large.

    Most interesting. We’re on a bunting path, and we have a pair of painted buntings each year, in the summer. But, we have several pair of green buntings this winter. Never before. We also have large numbers of finches. I, too, have noticed the large flocks. One day at sunset the week of Christmas, our fence line was covered. My wife thought them a type of swallow. Something odd.

  • Pokerdude777

    Tony the Fist said:
    Arkansas: I raise 500 dead birds.Louisiana: I call your 5OO dead birdsWashington D.C.: I see your 500 dead birds and raise you a lame duck.United States: I fold.

    I guess being a professional poker player makes this quote extra funny….. that’s some funny shit dude. LOL

  • notsofast

    Magister said:
    Climate change?

    (ducks and covers)

    That is as believable as the theory behind climate change.

  • Helix

    Atticus Draco said:
    THREE TIMES!!!
    WHAT?! We’re gonna scratch the “STRESS” angle in this huh?!
    lol

    I am more shocked that the “stress” angle was brought forward as a “legitimate” reason than i am of all these birds fallin’ out of the sky!

    Three times, one fish and two birds so far. The fish might be unrelated, would like to see the autopsy report on that one. Look at the timing, three incidents in a relatively close area with a small number of days between each incident. Then, look at the lame official explanations so far, compare with the evidence, and eliminate each one as a possibility. When all those fail, start looking elsewhere.
    1. Fireworks/Stress. LOL. The rate of bird killl is far too high and the birds are spaced out over a mile. Fireworks would leave detectable traces(black powder on the feathers) and kill the birds in the tree, not up in the air, and not kill all the birds. Only airburst shells would do that, and why is the U.S Army shelling birds with heavy AA anyway, and they still wouldn’t kill enough birds.
    2. LIghtning. FAIL. Birds don’t have copper feathers, there was no weather system in the area to produce this, and it wouldn’t hit the whole flock midair, and leave the bodies intact. It would miss most of the birds and leave burn marks or vaporize the bird. Would also be detectable in the autopsy.
    3. Hailstorm. FAIL. See point 2 for the lack of the weather system. Also lack of hailstones on the ground immediately afterwards, hail big enough to kill birds would hit the ground on a cold New Year’s Eve, and the photo shows no hailstones. And, hail wouldn’t kill all the birds either, they know about storms and would have landed.
    So much for the official explanations. The autopsy report of the Arkansas birds showed massive physical trauma. Well duh, they hit the ground from altitude, what did you expect? What we need to know if there were TWO physical impacts or one. A fall would injure the bird from one side, an impact (think window) from one side, a pressure wave(air overpressure) would be all over the body. Two impacts makes the explanation much easier, one impact means something else happened to the birds midair.

  • Helix

    Grammie said:
    Steven King?

    It would certainly make some good writing material, but he is going to need to have a plot first. We also need some believable characters which is his weak point IHMO. Some of his characters are pretty wimpy. I do like the gunslinger, but no way to tie him into this one. All we have right nowwith the birds is just the introduction with the first couple of pages, the main body of the story is yet to be written.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maliheh-Banoo/100001527498988 Maliheh

    “There is some sort of wave or something in the atmosphere zapping these birds with lasers..maybe aliens. There must be. Birds don’t just rain from the sky.” it’s just too strange for this number of birds to fall at one time and to happen twice. We have had worse weather, we’ve had poisons in the environmen­t for years, and birds have been flying for an millenia; something unique occurred to caused this.”

  • Ivan in Phoenix

    I think it is from Global Cooling and I’m not trying to be funny or snide. It’s been pretty damn cold lately and a bird falling 1000′s of feet to the earth will leave a mark. Sudden drops of temperature from the jet stream could drop the temperature faster than birds and fish are able adjust to it.

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