Mediaite Guesses the TV Media’s New Year’s Resolutions

Ah, it’s that time of year again. People make New Year’s resolutions in the hopes of becoming a better person in the following year. They join a gym, they buy NicoDerm patches, they lay off the sauce. And then they return to normalcy a few days into the year.

New Year’s resolutions ultimately mean nothing because there’s really no reason to change your life because of some arbitrary date on a calendar. But, regardless, Mediaite wonders: If individuals can make resolutions, why can’t entire media outlets make their own?

Below are our best guesses for what each TV network (cable and broadcast) would likely make as their New Year’s Resolution:

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