Man Gets Back at Ex-Wife in the Most Amazing Way Possible

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but closeness apparently makes you a cheeky bastard. One Detroit man, identified as strip club tycoon Alan Markovitz, decided, for some reason, to buy a house next to his ex-wife and erect a giant statue on his back porch just for her. But lest you think he did it out of the goodness of his heart, the statue is a giant middle finger.

The statue was noticed by Lenka Tuohy, the ex-wife’s daughter, who complained about the display on Twitter and called him psychotic, and it does not get any easier to look at during the nighttime hours. Because there a giant spotlight drawing very significant attention to it.

Vengeance: strip club tycoon style.

[h/t The Blaze]

[photos via screengrab]

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