Star Athlete Named Jesus Holds #AskJesus Q&A, Which Goes Hilariously Wrong
There is a footballer who plays for Manchester City named Jesús Navas. Yesterday the team’s official Twitter account thought it would be fun to have him do an online Q&A. Just one problem there. Look at the hashtag they used:
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) July 28, 2014
How could that go wrong?!
Well, whether or not this was their intent, Manchester City set off a flurry of tweets with people asking all sorts of questions to Our Lord and Savior.
Can you forgive me as i have sinned #ASKJESUS
— Mk (@AlFadhel75) July 28, 2014
WAS YOUR MAM REALLY A VIRGIN? #ASKJESUS
— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) July 28, 2014
— Clamour Kid (@Clamour_Kid) July 28, 2014
— i.am.dicklaw™ (@AsTallAsHerEyes) July 28, 2014
— Tottingham Hotspurs (@Lane_Chat) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus back in the day, did you take part in prehistoric banter?
— The Football Front (@ReviewFootball) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Given that you trashed a temple for commercial activity are you angry that the Catholic Church amassed a fortune in your name?
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) July 28, 2014
Can you explain why you walk on water but dive on Grass? #AskJesus
— Heisenberg (@gaffnr) July 28, 2014
Who's God's preferred winger, you or Moses? #askjesus
— The Stebie (@ThoseScouseLads) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Is it annoying that – despite the fact you made 48 appearances last season – Richard Dawkins still doesn't believe you exist?
— Aidan JR (@mcandidate) July 28, 2014
Now, look! He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy! (Sorry, I had to.)
[h/t Herald Sun]
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