Twitter Skewers Ann Coulter Over Sad Tweet About Dying Alone
Ann Coulter courts controversy better than just about anyone, having almost invented the “say crazy things that get people to hate you” mode of attaining fame.
Still, despite the occasional loony things that spew from her poison pen and mouth, she is a person, a living being with feelings.
Her latest tweet has people wondering, is this person, this living being with feelings, broken?
Here it is and, beware, it’s a doozy. Coulter took Sen. Marco Rubio to task for momentarily withholding his “yes” vote on the tax bill in the strangest way possible.
The words are so sad, and yet so anti-child, that it’s hard for this media writer to even replicate them, but I shall shoulder this burden.
“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone,” she wrote. “Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.”
The tweet did not fall on deaf ears. Media Twitter immediately took her to task, both for her seeming dismissal of needy children and quiet cry for help.
“Quiet”? https://t.co/cpjPqbMtMZ
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) December 15, 2017
Carrie Sadshaw over here https://t.co/iKqcLnwEC5
— Ira Madison III (@ira) December 15, 2017
Ann Coulter apparently believes single people have no children in their lives and are happier when children suffer.okay.
— Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat) December 15, 2017
lol Ann Coulter is basically Morrissey. Old lonely xenophobe who talks absolute shit to get attention, and will never marry. pic.twitter.com/der4zbOD3E
— luke o’neil (@lukeoneil47) December 15, 2017
Could swear you wrote “shingles.” Because that would be an accurate self assessment.
— D.C. Douglas? (@DC_Douglas) December 15, 2017
Not all singles. But you? Yeah, I can see that.
— David Hobby (@strobist) December 15, 2017
Intentionally, consistently choosing to be a toxic, horrible person doesn’t give you the right to undermine others. As awful, spiteful and disgusting as you behave, I don’t wish you pain. You karmically slather yourself in it every day.
— Steve Blum (@blumspew) December 15, 2017
:: Incredible Hulk theme playing :: pic.twitter.com/yPInMcJGFe
— Tom Durante (@TomDurante) December 15, 2017
It’s a tax credit. It’s not your money ffs.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 15, 2017
Ann, next time i would listen to the Ghosts of Past, Present and Christmas yet to come. @AnnCoulter https://t.co/6gBYKkdyjL
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) December 15, 2017
Starbucks cashier: “hi, ma’am, how are you this mor…”
Ann Coulter: pic.twitter.com/v518Ir9UtQ
— Brooke Rogers ? (@bkerogers) December 15, 2017
Has anybody checked on Ann Coulter lately? https://t.co/5nhbysfQW1
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) December 15, 2017
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but I’m worried Ann Coulter isn’t doing okay. https://t.co/sFBI4TsujE
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) December 15, 2017
Ann Coulter just became relatable. https://t.co/asGm8GkQg2
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) December 15, 2017
*Reads Cat Person one time* https://t.co/Tk5v047LaP
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 15, 2017
I’d love to see a campaign run with this message https://t.co/Wai8d381Q7
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) December 15, 2017
— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) December 15, 2017
After her bout with existential dismay, Coulter posted a video of a beagle playing the piano.
Who the heck knows anymore? Seasonal affective disorder is messy. Also, Ann, only 17 days until the holidays are officially over. You got this.
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