Twitter Stunned by Report John Kelly Shared Weird Tillerson Toilet Anecdote: ‘Really Classy’

Of all the news people were expecting to drop this Friday, John Kelly sharing a weird anecdote about Rex Tillerson was nowhere near anyone’s radar.
And yet, that’s what The Daily Beast is reporting tonight. Kelly told reporters Tillerson was on the toilet when he broke the news of his firing.
Twitter reacted with a mix of puns (because of course) and genuine questions about why in God’s name Kelly would say this:
Friday news dump https://t.co/swvEmIezO2
— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) March 16, 2018
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 16, 2018
Fired via Twitter while on the shitter https://t.co/FKRUOkFOwv
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) March 16, 2018
well if the Daily Beast has this exclusively who's gonna be the No. 2 to report it https://t.co/WHfUuFayqb
— Mark Berman (@markberman) March 16, 2018
You’re Rex Tillerson. You’re the most powerful man in the world’s most powerful industry. You decide to leave it all to perform an act of public service. You are tormented by your new boss and humiliated during your time at State.
And then, on the way out, this is done to you. https://t.co/A5FSlYpi4m
— Sam Stein (@samstein) March 16, 2018
Seriously, what is wrong with these people. How much lower can our standards get? https://t.co/4XgMUyjkvq
— Amy Siskind (@Amy_Siskind) March 16, 2018
Why would Rex Tillerson have told John Kelly he was on the toilet? I would not be shocked if Kelly made up that detail, much as he did with Frederica Wilson.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 16, 2018
Just when you think the humiliation of senior Trump officials can't get any worse… https://t.co/rcHsFvfGAN
— Julie Davis (@juliehdavis) March 16, 2018
Wow. It's an entire administration of sociopaths, psychopaths and grifters.https://t.co/3QPWELbDKk pic.twitter.com/MSbebiESOf
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 16, 2018
shitcanned.
thanks in advance for all the likes and retweets https://t.co/K5vSKvPDx1
— andy levy (@andylevy) March 16, 2018
Remember this when Kelly tries to go on his post-Trump reputational redemption tour. https://t.co/nDQAOCUzVH
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) March 16, 2018
Really classy from Kelly. https://t.co/DANDgvzyFb
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) March 16, 2018
Why would Kelly share this knowing the potential for it to further piss off Tillerson and make him an enemy? Had to know it would likely leak https://t.co/tqCSQObZDe
— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) March 16, 2018
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