‘Malicious Fecal Distribution’: Security Video Shows Young Woman Repeatedly ‘Pooping’ On Man’s Home

This slow news day break comes straight from New Mexico’s ABC affiliate KOAT, who reported on a man who finds himself the victim of what he describes as “malicious fecal distribution.”

According to security footage from the unidentified man’s home, a female jogger has stopped at his home to defecate on the building at least four times since April. What a crappy thing to do.

Surveillance footage provided to KOAT shows the woman taking a break from her jog to take a big ol’ dump in an alley next to the man’s home. “She drops her pants and let’s go and pulls her shorts up without wiping or anything,” the man described the video to KOAT. “She’s come back multiple times.”

Having trouble envisioning such a deed? Here’s a helpful GIF image, via Gawker:

The homeowner has yet to call police, fearing they won’t take him seriously, but he has a warning for this prairie-doggin’ jogger: “If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’”

Watch below for the report from KOAT-TV, in which a news reporter repeatedly says the word “poop”:

[h/t FTVLive]

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