Ben Carson Says God Sent His Friend a Dream About Trump, Hillary is Of The Devil

Thank you, Lord! The Ben Carson we all knew and loved, the one who said all kinds of weird sh*t, is back! At a press conference Friday to announce his endorsement of Donald Trump, Carson was asked what part God played in his decision to back the real estate titan-turned-presidential frontrunner. Carson replied that there had been all sorts of signs from God, including a vision that came to an unidentified friend, then added that Hillary Clinton is of the devil:

Reporter: You said throughout your life God has led you to your most important decisions. This truly is an important decision. Did God lead you to Donald Trump?

Carson: I prayed about it a lot, and I got a lot of indications, people calling me that I haven’t talked to for a long time saying, I had this dream about you and Donald Trump — I mine, just amazing things…

Hillary Clinton was a great friend of Saul Alinsky. On a first-name basis with him as a student. He wrote the book “Rules for Radicals” and if you haven’t read it, I recommend that you read it, and see the kinds of things that are recommended to change, fundamentally change, this nation from the great success we have to a socialist country. And the dedication page of that book says, dedicated to Lucifer, the original radical who gained his own kingdom. I don’t want anything to do with anything like that.

It’s unclear why God, after directly sending an angel to tutor him when he was a student, elected to communicate via bank-shot this time, but whatever the reason, he has now created the single most disturbing genre of slashfic known to man.

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