Poor Donald, trying to remain relevant.

I hope Trump endorses Rick Perry and finally end his campaign on the birther issue.

I agree with the Donald. For 2+ years we were told that the form Obama originally showed was all there was, that there was no long form birth certificate that not even Obama could get it. Then all it takes is a letter from Obama and 2 days later poof, a very poor looking long form appears that a lot of people that have photocopying/editing expertise says looks a little fishy. There is a lot of shady background with Mr. Obama, with his sealed school records, no accounting of how he paid for college, no classmates from college to talk about Obama and a SS# from Connecticut. Too bad the liberal media is so in the tank for him, no one wants to investigate him like they did Palin in Alaska when they sent dozens of reporters and then filed bogus charges against her which she had to defend with her own money, not of which were true.

Here we go again…another Trump birther story at Mediaite.  How many is this now?  A hundred?  A thousand?  We’ve all lost count.

Face it, the “journalists” here ardently defend the existence of Obama’s birth certificate because they are incapable of defending his failed policies.   But I have bad news for the Mediaite crew:  a US birth certificate may be a requirement to be President, but it isn’t a qualification.   

Faux News and Donald Trump……a perfect combination…a match made in heaven

There goes the liberal media again. Trying to keep the Birther issue alive as a distrac…wait, what?  This isn’t the liberal media?  Next meme STAT!

Donald says the birth certificate is not evidence that the mother was at the hospital.  Only Republicans are this stupid.

Donald says the birth certificate is not evidence that the mother was at the hospital.  Only Republicans are this stupid.

This is just sad.

That liberal outfit STILL promoting birtherism…eh Pablo? Felix? Michelle?
Guffaw.

Why did he lie about it so long?
Grades?
Thesis, IF he even wrote one?

Just because you’re embarrassed doesn’t mean it’s not news.  These are Republican frontrunners we’re talking about here.

I wonder if he still has people down in Hawaii looking for it. 

Sure, Trump.  Anyone who isn’t a birther is a gullible fool. 

Love the Fox News photo of Trump’s Cheshire Cat smile.  To awesome to be Photoshopped.

If he got high grades, conservatives will call him an aloof and inexperienced academic.
If he got low grades, conservatives will call him an affirmative action incompetent.

I think it’s better for conservatives to leave that cat in its box, so they can label him as both at the same time.

Why won’t he tell us what he found in Hawaii?
Taxes?
Hair, IF he even has any?

if he had high grades they would be posted on his website in bright red numbers

if he had high grades they would be posted on his website in bright red numbers

I don’t wanna talk about it, so let me first spend 80 percent of my time saying I don’t wanna talk about it and the other 20 percent of my time listing what I really wanna talk about and then that should pretty much wrap up this segment.

So whatya wanna talk about on jobs and China and stuff?

I wanna talk about how nobody wants to talk about those things, all they wanna talk about it how incredible I was in getting that out of him when for decades noone else could and how nobody wants to talk about jobs and China and stuff.

Well, fine, what is it you wanna tell us on jobs, or China, or anything other than the birth certificate.

You’re not listening, Greta dear, I just got through telling you nobody wants to talk about the fact I wanna talk about jobs, and China of course, and all kinds of stuff, anything, anything in the world except this birth certificate, all the real issues of importance to the American people, but they just wanna keep talking about the birth certificate and not all that other stuff, they just can’t seem to let it go.

Well why do you think they just wanna keep talking about this and not about jobs and China and all that other stuff?

I don’t really understand it, I think there’s gotta be somebody out there who’s fixated on it and just won’t let us all move on; it all just amazes me – I was talking to my good and dear friend Mayor Rudy Guiliani the other day, and all he said was September 11th, 2001, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again, so I really don’t think anyone knows, but really we have to stop talking about this and more on to the really important things like jobs and China and all that other stuff.

Well, that’s all we have time for with you today, Mr Trump, let’s talk soon, maybe next week

Always a pleasure Greta, because I have a lot more to say on all this, and we really should move on to the issues that really matter to the American people, not this birth certificate nonsense, even though I’m not a fan, things like jobs, and China, and whole host of vital issues.

Okay them, g’bye. Well there you have, Donald Trump just can’t get away from this issue, people just won’t let it go.

I don’t wanna talk about it, so let me first spend 80 percent of my time saying I don’t wanna talk about it and the other 20 percent of my time listing what I really wanna talk about and then that should pretty much wrap up this segment.

So whatya wanna talk about on jobs and China and stuff?

I wanna talk about how nobody wants to talk about those things, all they wanna talk about it how incredible I was in getting that out of him when for decades noone else could and how nobody wants to talk about jobs and China and stuff.

Well, fine, what is it you wanna tell us on jobs, or China, or anything other than the birth certificate.

You’re not listening, Greta dear, I just got through telling you nobody wants to talk about the fact I wanna talk about jobs, and China of course, and all kinds of stuff, anything, anything in the world except this birth certificate, all the real issues of importance to the American people, but they just wanna keep talking about the birth certificate and not all that other stuff, they just can’t seem to let it go.

Well why do you think they just wanna keep talking about this and not about jobs and China and all that other stuff?

I don’t really understand it, I think there’s gotta be somebody out there who’s fixated on it and just won’t let us all move on; it all just amazes me – I was talking to my good and dear friend Mayor Rudy Guiliani the other day, and all he said was September 11th, 2001, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again, so I really don’t think anyone knows, but really we have to stop talking about this and more on to the really important things like jobs and China and all that other stuff.

Well, that’s all we have time for with you today, Mr Trump, let’s talk soon, maybe next week

Always a pleasure Greta, because I have a lot more to say on all this, and we really should move on to the issues that really matter to the American people, not this birth certificate nonsense, even though I’m not a fan, things like jobs, and China, and whole host of vital issues.

Okay them, g’bye. Well there you have, Donald Trump just can’t get away from this issue, people just won’t let it go.

Donald, shouldn’t we be talking about China and how they’re cheating this great nation?

Hey Donald, most people are not major believers in you. I have more respect for the people who believe in shape-shifting reptilians secretly controlling the world.

Korean Trevor thinks that Donald Trump is the “Republican frontrunner.”  I would laugh at the idiocy of this claim — except that Mediaite is the guilty party.  Mediaite has given Trump more coverage than the real frontrunner — and has done so consistently all this year.   This is what happens when you live in a fantasy land, and only cover the candidates you think Obama can beat.   Too bad for the liberal media that Romney will actually be the nominee. 

No…if he has low grades, they can call him a Republican candidate for the White House. /rimshot

Donald Trump WAS the Republican frontrunner, moron.

Only in the imagination of idiots on the left.

LOL The head GOP buffoon back for an encore.

Only according to every single poll, moron.

If you really need someone to talk to about all this, I’m sure Mr. Trump would listen. 

You’d probably have to listen first to him on how everybody should just move on, because he Donald Trump forced out this certificate, even tho he’s not a fan, but we really should all move on to talking about jobs and China and stuff. He’s a busy guy, so don’t be discouraged that after he tells you all that and then says, Oh, sorry I’ve got a big business meeting I have to leave for now, it’s about my development idea for an offshoot of Apprentice where we mock the tendency of the main stream media to fixate on celebrities and how it’s all about them and what they want to talk about, so you’ll have to get me something in writing, tell you what, phone my office and ask for my business office mail address in the Caymans, and be sure to address it under Birth Certificate Stuff and mark it urgent and put enough postage on it and I’ll try to remember to have my people get back to you, gosh I’m pretty much booked now into 2023, okay by July 3, just not sure of the year right now, great to meet you just great big fan of your work.

zzzzzzzzzzzz

Technically he has a point: the certificate only shows the doctor delivered the baby at that hospital, and the name and home address of the mother and father. It doesn’t specify that either the father OR the mother was actually present at the birth moment. 

This is a critical shortcoming that I fully expect the Hawaii state legislature is struggling with right now, because it provides a potential weak spot for anchor babies to enter the U.S. at certain vulnerable spots before they’re actually born and then get born in the U.S. thus gaining automatic U.S. citizenship, only to sponsor their mothers for subsequent entry up from the coffee plantations of Peru for entry and to apply for citizenship and social security benefits, while all along their mothers have never actually left those plantations. The order in all this is critical, so I’m hoping Senator Marco Rubio can look into all this, set us all all straight and sponsor the necessary amendments. 

I think I know why Trump doesn’t believe the birth certificate is really Obama’s.  It’s just a plain, boring piece of paper.  If it is Obama’s, shouldn’t he put his name on it with giant golden letters?

I don’t think it’s that he’s trying to remain relevant… he’s just off his rocker.

Ugh. I used to be a big fan. I love The Art of the Deal. So when Trump first started dabbling early this year, I was excited. Then came this bullshit. My god. It’s so embarrassing! 

The salt to the wound is him consistently showcasing such a humiliating thin skin. The guy comes across as such a baby when he lashes out at anyone and everything.

sigh

Trump is the Orly Taitz of real estate.

Isn’t it obvious: He FLUNKED. He was on a super-secret Hesbollah Take Over the Future scholarship and he COULDN’T CUT IT. So they secretly arranged to have all his professors given him minimal passing grades and to cover THAT up they bribed all those entitled to vote for the editor of the Harvard Law Review to get him that positio, and to cover THAT up they arranged to get him a permanent teaching position at U of Chicago Law where he got paid MILLIONS for teaching like one class a week in Redistribution: Constitutionally Allowed or WTF?, and then they destroyed all the UofC records and then went back to Harvard and killed all his professors and the archivists and a larger number of janitors and summer students because of the risk those people might TALK and blow the whole thing sky high.

Plus they had to get Bill Ayers to swear to secrecy on his writing Obama’s thesis, even though law schools don’t require theses for the bachelor’s degree so it was all a colossal screw-up and even though Bill Ayers doesn’t know the first thing about writing a thesis in law, which worked out in a way because he was too stupid to know no such thesis is even required to get your degree, so at least it got done and provided the basic outline of the first “Obama” (OH Yeah) book, before they changed the title from Dreams My Father Had for World Domination by Sharia Law and Shiite He Said.

Folks, look at this: maybe the first quantum birtherism joke.

Or, in dull blue cyrillic; it all depends on the position they were in in at the moment the marks were awarded. Whatever they are, it sure seems to have generated a lot of waving and pointing. 

I thought he said it wasn’t HIM going to Hawaii, he had private detectives doing all that.

You want to know something? If Donald Trump hired me on an unlimited expense account to go to Hawaii and take all the time I needed to “get to the bottom of this thing with Obama’s birth certificate”, I would take that as an open-ended invitation to spend the rest of my life there hanging out on the beaches, playing golf, going to luaus, drinking my face off, getting into the waheenies’ teenies, and sending La Donald once a month a bill and confirmation that, Ya, Don baby, still here looking, and you’re free to go on Fox News and say so.

Hey, that’s not bad, because Taitz, among other things, practices real estate law.

Holy wow your right! And a dentist to boot.

Here Frances, let me help you out by turning your phrase:

“Three years ago Obama comically became President”  There…there is much better.

 Still waiting on the promised tax returns from Donald the Liar. And when do we get to hear about the ‘amazing things’ in the findings of this dipshit’s Super Secret Hawaiian Birther Tax Force?

This guy’s still sour that he was humiliated and owned at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

But keep doing down this road of ignorance, Republicans. Make Birthers like Donald and Perry the face of your party. All it does is show you have nothing to run on, and independents will abandon you in droves.

 You lost in 2008. Get over it. There isn’t a magic document that will undo that and put your beloved Sarah in the the White House.

Are you people really this deluded and consumed by Obama Derangement Syndrome?

Graders are as stupid as birthers.

 If only there was some kind of official document maintained in the Hawaii state archives that documented the name of a child, who the parents were and the date, time and place of birth.  Hold on! 

I think your tin foil hat is ready for an adjustment. 

Donald Trump …. the Republicans best friend.  Keep up the good word Donald.

That’s right!  I’d all but forgotten Trump said that Obama’s mother only claimed he was born in Hawaii so they could get some of that free gubment stuff.

He’s joking.

Of course you would.  Your mistake is thinking Obama should be this shallow.  He graduatedfrom Harvard with honors.

Good times!

You are one funny dude.

They found OJ’s bloody knife.
Gonna sell it on ebay.

He smells of fart and Jade East.

Greta Van Spitoon is in love with Palin.

On another note, it looks like Greta the Scientologist finally found someone who believes something even more stupid than her faith in L. Ron Hubbard

I see that now. You have to forgive me. The right’s moved so far beyond parody that it’s hard to tell anymore.

Here are few classmates from Colombia University speaking about attending with President Obama.

http://www.factcheck.org/2010/02/obama-at-columbia-university/

Donald Trump is Obama’s covert weapon against the republicans, eevryone know it, expect the presstitutes

Many laughs today.  They sure know how to deliver.

“the certificate only shows the doctor delivered the baby at that
hospital, and the name and home address of the mother and father. It
doesn’t specify that either the father OR the mother was actually
present at the birth moment”

Wait the baby was delivered at the hospital, but the mother was not present at the birth moment? WTF!!
Kal-El and Jesus would have nothing on that baby! I can see the comic strips now for the Baby Born From a Rip in the Time-Space Continuim

Don’t blame Mediaite, Dingbat. The story was inspired by Rupert and presented by Greta O’Van Susteren. That’s the problem.

FWIW, my mom has a birth certificate that lists her mother and father, hospital, a time of birth, etc. but she was adopted – and has never seen her real birth certificate. It is sealed, and she has to hire a lawyer to get it. She has never bothered, because she found out who her birth parents are through old relatives. But the birth certificate she has had her whole life does not list her real parents, but represents her adopted parents are her birth parents.

(i don’t think obama was born in kenya – i’m just saying that i know for a fact my mom’s birth certificate is *fake*)

I don’t think it’s reciprocal. The only thing O’Van susteren can slam dunk is a rice cake in a cup of herbal tea.

Mock the Dummy
When Dummies Forget Why They Have Handlers
http://mockthedummy.com/2011/04/13/when-dummies-forget-why-they-have-handlers/

And, has enough sense to wear a wig. If only Trump ….

Greta O’Van Susteren is a marvekous journalist, isn’t she?

Obama had the long form but would only show the Hawaiian short form.  That thing was run on a laser printer.  It’s most certainly not a photocopy of the original.  Two things happened before they released the long form.  First, media people began calling Birthers and others racist.  (I was called a racist for noting that the Hawaiian short form doesn’t look anything like my non-Hawaiian birth certificate which was issued the same year.) 

And second, people began noting that each state determines what is a valid document for inclusion on its ballots.  The Hawaiian short form standard is not automatically the Alabama standard for ballot access purposes.  That truth falls into an emerging theme of intergovernmental issues like marriage licenses, immigration enforcement, and health care, too.

Witholding the long form while other citizens were being called racists for demanding to see it was not necessary.  It’s true that part of the American experience is to be wrongly called a racist, but we’re trying to end that.  The White House seems perfectly happy to allow it.

Rick Perry’s grades did surface.  He got an F in economics.

Iddiots on the left and all the polls, that is.

When you support a bigoted campaign like the birther movement, you will be called a racist. Now the same people want to demand his grades, while Trump implies The President only got where he is because of AA. Stop engaging in racist causes.

Felix you calling anyone an idiot is like spit denying that its wet. As Rick Perry already admiited yesterday. this is merely “fun” and a way to rib the President. Kind of like swift boating, which after being used is now considered negative campaigning by both sides.

Are you a Stradivarious? Because you shoooooo’ bein’ played like a fiddle by Trump, who only wants you to watch his TV show, you moron.

Damn, I’ve seen stupid. But never stupid like Felix. Never. He can’t be a real person. He’s paid by
Mediaite staffer thats supposed to get us to respond to his stupid posts. I say we ignore. If a tree falls on him in the woods, would anyone care?

As I said above, being wrongly called a racist is part of the American experience, but it is a regrettable legacy of our nation’s past.  The Hawaiian short form looks nothing like my non-Hawaiian birth certificate from the same year.  Just tell me your birth certificate (state and year too please) looks like the Hawaiian short form so we know you’ve reached your mistaken conclusion about me in good faith.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/BarackObamaCertificationOfLiveBirthHawaii.jpg/280px-BarackObamaCertificationOfLiveBirthHawaii.jpg

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but because his mother was an American citizen, he would be an American by birth even if he was born on the friggin’ moon. She never renounced her American citizenship don she? So actual place of birth is moot anyway. Dummies!

I know ya’ll don’t cotton to book learnin’ and cipherin much down Texas way. But you don’t become editor of Harvard Law Review — and attending Harvard with bad grades or low GRE scores. There is an exception — and only one that I know of–and that’s for legacy students (who’s parent attended the schools and have continued to donate to the school.  To wit, George Bush didn’t have good enough grades to get into University of Texas, so he opted for Yale because Herbert Walker Bush had gone there classifying him as a high profile legacy student. Now that’s what I call affirmative action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

ok, sybil.

You support the birther movement. That is a racist driven movement designed to paint the first black president as the other. Someone earlier said “graders” are the new “birthers.” No they are not. Graders are birthers who were forced to deal with the truth that President Obama was born here, so they have moved on, led by Donald Trump, to the next racist conspiracy, challenging whether the first black president worked hard enough, and earned the right, to achieve what he has achieved. I was going to say something about birth certificates, government agencies, security clearance background checks, etc., but we’re not going to play that game. You idiots are the ones trying to overturn what has already been established, so you don’t get to ask sane people questions, and make sane people defend what is already established, to you. That’s gone on for far too long, and it is partly the medias fault for humoring you dirt bags through false equivalency standards of coverage. Notice I said partly the media’s fault. It is still mostly on you ignorant, racist campaign supporting, lunatics. You don’t prove, or disprove, something through constant questioning. You questioned the birth certificate. You got the short form. You questioned that. You got the long form. Now you want to question that. The questions never cease with you fools. You can try to represent Hawaii all you want (and why should I trust your word on that any more than you claim to regarding President Obama’s birth certificate?), but I’ll take the word of the Republican governor, at the time, over yours. If you have a case, present the evidence to the appropriate authorities, and YOU answer their questions to PROVE your allegations.

Racist, racist, racist, bla bla bla.  Is that all you people can come up with when someone criticizes this idiot of a president?

How about this point:  95% of the blacks in the United States voted for Obozo.  Wouldn’t this be racist?  Answer:  You’re damn right it would be! 

He is a fraud, no matter what the heck color he is.  Get it?  And YES…the birth certificate IS a fake and you that are believers in this jerk are all fools.  He is destroying this country.  He is a dictator with his executive orders.  Open your eyes.

“Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate”  Read it:  http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm

What is the reasonable rationale argument for believing anything donald trump says?

P.S. Donald, I’m still waiting to hear what those people in Hawaii

Found

So the Hawaiian BC doesn’t look like yours from another state and this is reason to think it’s fake?  My drivers license doesn’t look like the DL from Hawaii, but that fact alone doens’t lead a reasonable person to think that it is any less valid than my DL.  Weaksause argument.  Oh, and please note, I have not called you a racist, I just think your argument is weak beyond belief.

 Actually, I don’t know how she got her own show…she has no speaking skills.

You are right..Hes from Kenya and everyone who is in the know-knows it! He has duped us all no one from college can remember him–OH MY GOD ! If no one remembers him he couldnt have been on the Harvard Law Review–I am scared now. We are all going to hell because of it. I am praying to the Lord that he is found out for what he is and then maybe the Lord will forgive the USA and be kind enough to put someone like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh in as our Savior.
We need their guidance on alcoholism, drug addiction, un-Christian like teachings to place us on the path to Righteousness. They are the true leaders of today..F*CK the poor and the down trodden. We have to make sure we have wars, anger, inequality, and a damn fine American White President..
Lets all pray together..No more fake Presidents, no more Lamestream Media.. Just good ol Americans!

Don’t feed the Trump Troll, Greta.

I’m confused.  Is Obama American?

You’re still a racist.  Huh, how about that?

SD – You’re an idiot, a racist, and a probably ugly too.

…and even sillier….Global warming freakos….who think Al Gore is from Earth and not Uranus.

I do not believe that concerned citizen understand sarcasm. But I liked the above.

Played well. There are some people who actually believe you!!!!

“95% of the blacks”

You sound just like your leader, Trump. ‘The blacks are the real racists because they voted for the black guy.” How about this point: 100% of white voters voted for white male candidates in 55 straight presidential elections. You’re such an idiot. How about this point: People tend to vote for people they think will most sympathize with their views. Someone from your own culture is more likely to hold a similar view. It is not guaranteed. Look at Herman Cain. He’ll be the first to tell you the black community doesn’t support black conservatives. If it were just an issue of race, they would. It’s a matter of the candidates views and policies. How about this point: The effect of having one of their own running for office for the first time did little to change the percentage of the black vote the Democrat’s presidential nominee usually gets. It is especially enlightening when compared to other groups voting patterns involving candidates from their respective groups, e.g. Catholic voting patterns up until the Kennedy election.

Lastly, I’m not wasting my time with your link. I usually don’t go to links people post if I do not specifically request it, because you never know what it could link to. I want to make it clear that is not the reason I’m not clicking on your link. I’m not clicking on your link because your birther crap is stupid and “you people” have wasted enough of our time.

she became a lawyer so she could defend herself in all those court cases that have been brought against her.

Play the game on his level. Don’t just assume Ralph actually has a BC, or was born in this country, just because he said so. Make him prove it. When he produces one, we can scrutinize and determine if we find it legitimate.

You are so sad and pathetic. See a doctor. You need medications.

I doubt also that the BC is Real, but I look at the man and what he has acomplished – NOTHING!  Obama has done not one thing to help America or Americans, only helping himself and his ugly Skank spending half a million on her African vacation, and the Left wonders why America is going down the drain?  Next time, don’t vote for BS and Lies, vote for a persons Record and Acomplishments.  Can anyone name any, any at all, acomplishments that benifited America?  Waiting………still waiting……..hmmmm!