Kathy Griffin’s Goal Is To Get Anderson Cooper Fired This New Year’s Eve By Exposing Herself On CNN

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by Nando Di Fino | 9:45 am, December 15th, 2011

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Kathy Griffin was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night, and she dished on some of her adventures with Anderson Cooper, her co-host for CNN’s New Year’s Eve celebration, revealing that she walks around Cooper’s house in the Hamptons naked most of the time, and saying she wants to hog-tie Ryan Seacrest and put him in a can of peanut brittle at some point thie New Year’s Eve.

Speaking on her experience as a controversial New Year’s Eve hostess — she jokes that she gets fired every year — Griffin noted that she’s successfully “beaten down” CNN to the point where, “last year, they honestly said, ‘If you could just not say [expletive]” (we couldn’t really tell what the word was). She then whipped out a list of goals for this year’s broadcast:

-”My first goal is to get Anderson fired. Literally before midnight, somebody from CNN just says, ‘That’s it buddy, you’re out.’”
-She wants to expose a breast during the broadcast. “If I can just whip one out on CNN…”
-”I’m going to probably drunk dial Wolf Blitzer.”
-”I’m going to give Anderson what’s called a rohypnol.”
-”I’m going to hog-tie Ryan Seacrest and hide him in a can of peanut brittle.”

Watch a clip of Griffin’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel below, courtesy of ABC:

anderson cooper, Kathy Griffin, New Years Eve, Ryan Seacrest

Gloves F. Donahue

Kathy Griffin’s Goal Is To Get Anderson Cooper Fired This New Year’s Eve By Exposing Herself On CNN

Note to Gloves’ housekeeper:

Get CNN channel blocked immediately.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KSH52GTU7ATNOTCD52RAL3P6XA Jon

Is Kathy exposing herself on New Year’s Eve part of that world apocalypse the Mayans foretold for 2012?
Anonymous

She’s such a useless tool and her worst crime, she’s not funny.
The Real Royal Emperor

There is a cure for this. Get a life. Go out. Have a nice evening at home – a few nibbles, a cozy fire, the Bradenburg Concertos on the old Bose, a bit of Oloroso, a purring cat, the soft click of my wife changing pages on her Kindle. Who needs Griffin? I guess if you go to such lengths to avoid her, the answer is you need her.
Anonymous

Kathy’s face gets her fired.
Anonymous

Yeah I don’t think my plans include watching CNN on New Years. And if that happens something went terribly wrong.
Anonymous

I guess if you go to such lengths to avoid her, the answer is you need her.”

Typical nonsensical liberal logic. If you support Cain, you are a racist. If you support Israel, you are an anti_Semite. If you get a graduate degree, you hate education.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VK7U6RFTAUIPW2JR2NGPBP2IYA super

expose what?? shes kinda flat…hard to see whats not there ;)
The Real Royal Emperor

Well, you have certainly giving all of us something to think about, Nutsofast. Like: Why do you get up in the morning?
Anonymous

non-responsive- and you could not refute what I posted, son.
The Real Royal Emperor

It would be rather like refuting the statement “Big Petty likes the taste of library paste.”, wouldn’t it.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs322.snc3/28695_104339339610961_100001046869519_36793_4471129_n.jpg COB™

All due respect Ms. Griffin, but there is nothing left for you to expose. Your repeated foolish behavior and inappropriate language have grown tiresome. -You’re just not funny.

Perhaps the ones who should be fired are the producers for putting you back on the air.

-Time for a new schtick.
Anonymous

The soft click of your wife cocking the pistol.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs322.snc3/28695_104339339610961_100001046869519_36793_4471129_n.jpg COB™

Very well said indeed.
Anonymous

Instant FLACCID !!!!
Hout Bosques

You really are worth bringing back that old chestnut, ‘Your posts are a waste of bandwidth.’
Anonymous

another non-responsive trivial snipe from an inconsequential, no-brained, irrelevant liberal.

When I want your opinion, son, I will give it to you!

bye, bye- go back to your toys.
Moderate

Some people will go to any extreme for a little attention. Never neglect your children, they could turn out like Kathy Griffin.
Anonymous

KATHY GRIFFIN,
You couldn’t get Anderson Cooper fired. He is outstanding! If you show a breast, it’s possible you can get non-drinkers to VOMIT. I am a non-drinker.
Delores Smith
Delores109@cox.net
12voltman1

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read?
Everyone plonked you long ago.
Anonymous

CNN should not let her on air again. She’s literally saying that she wants to screw up their coverage of New Years Eve. If they allow this on, then they want it to happen so that they get ratings. If that is so, then I will lose whatever respect I have for them.
Anonymous

Agreed.
Anonymous

What’s she going to expose, her Whoopie, I mean, pudenda! That suppose to excite us? Now, that’s a laugh!
Gloves F. Donahue

Hey Robert. Haven’t tasted any school supplies, but didn’t the schoolmarm get exercised at you when you did? Did your paw have to hitch up the wagon and come getcha at the schoolhouse?
Anonymous

Do the world a favor and leave the boob in the dress.
Anonymous

I bet Kathy Griffin will say F-bomb on new years CNN wants to be in headlines the next day LOL. I will be watching New Years Rock’in Eve as always.
Anonymous

The problem with reading things online and skimming headlines too fast.
I swear, I read this as:

“Kathy Griffin’s Goal Is To Get Fired This New Year’s Eve By CNN.”

Oops. Read too fast and missed the “Anderson Cooper” part.
Damn, there go my hopes that this unfunny hack will never be on CNN again.

And I think my brain PURPOSEFULLY skipped over and left out the part about her exposing herself because that was just too horrific to contemplate!