The only people who would agree with Mr. Ablow’s ‘theory’ are people who have cheated on their spouses and need to justify their actions to themselves.

One wonders how this lunatic ever became a psychiatrist. Are there actual disturbed, troubled people who depend on him for psychiatri­c help? That’s a very scary thought. On the other hand, Fox News is the perfect venue for him to air his insane drivel…

Newt Gingrich, he argued, would make a great present

Could you fit him under the tree?

What would you wrap him with?

Newt Gingrich, he argued, would make a great present

Could you fit him under the tree?

What would you wrap him with?

Dr Ablow probably sleeps around a lot himself.

Newt is appalled he was asked about his infidelitie.
 Let’s elect a playboy President!

Who is the chick? 

The magic show continues

It’s kind of interesting how all of Fox News seems to have ganged up on Gingrich.  They’ve been bashing Gingrich almost as much as they usually bash Obama.

And people say the network isn’t a propaganda outlet.  I think even conservatives can see here how the top brass at Fox gives marching orders, and all its personalities then fall into line behind them (in this case the orders being “Romney will be the republican nominee”).

Apparently you don’t watch Fox much…..Gingrich is their presidential poster boy right now. 

I wonder how Glenn Beck feels about Dr. Ablow now….

“Pandering slop” Nice description of Faux News.

The Slimy Newt

A slimy neocon who calls himself Newt
Always plays the globalist skin flute
He gets on his knees
And does what they please
While lining his pockets with their loot.

With women, Newt’s always a smooth dancer
“Upgrade ‘em often!” is his standard answer
Which caused him, of course
To present his divorce
To his first wife as she lay dying of cancer.

Speaker Gingrich didn’t give a hoot
For his family when he gave ‘em the boot
He came up short,
Never paying child support
For the entire duration of the dispute.

Next Newt married a girl named Marianne
Whom he quickly decided to can
When she got a diagnosis
Of Multiple Sclerosis
Which threw a wrench in his political plan.

You see, Ol’ Newt was a hopin’
His marriage could be sexually open
But Marianne said “No way!
It’ll be a cold day
If you think i’ll OK your page gropin’”

Before Marianne announced she was sick
Newt was boning his aide, Callista Bisek
While Callista played Newt’s harmonica
He blasted Bill for gettin’ a Monica
‘Cause hypocrisy has always been Newt’s schtick
.______________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

remi spencer

Doubt it. No guy would find him attractive.

Remi Spencer is so hot.

Seems like you should be able to get your medical license removed for being stupid.

Ablow has always been a crank. An embarassment to Fox and psychologists. 

Damn, no teabaggers on this thread.  I love you guys, but it’s so much more fun when the baggers are on.

Dang, Remi is looking fine here. Wish I didn’t accidentally remove last night’s Red Eye from my DVR schedule.

Here is an old proverb:  A man who marries his mistress creates a job opening.

NEWT GINGRICH IS A PROVEN JOB CREATOR!

I guess Bill Clinton was a beter president because he cheated on his wife.

I think the shrink needs a shrink.

2008: Nominated silver fox who replaced older wife with Barbie doll.

2012: Nominate silver fox who replaced older wife with Barbie doll.

Sounds like a winning formula

If Lady Gaga can wrap herself with a meat dress, then the choice for the wrapping of Newt is obvious: pious bologna.

And no, he wouldn’t fit under the tree. He is so unique that he needs to be mounted on top of the tree where the star is supposed to go.

If he doesn’t, according to his logic, it is because he is incompetent.

Weren’t the Republicans the ones who claimed to be the party of morality and family values?

The same court filing in which Jackie Gingrich told the judge she did not want the divorce also accused Gingrich of failing to provide enough money for her and her two then-teena­ged daughters to live on during their separation­. Kathy was 17 at the time.

“Despite repeated notice to plaintiff and requests by defendant, plaintiff has failed and refused to voluntaril­y provide reasonable support sufficient to include payment of usual and normal living expenses, including drugs, water, sewage, garbage, gas, electric and telephone service for defendant and the minor children,” she said in court documents. “As a result, many of such accounts are two or three months past due with notices of intent to cut off service and gas and electricit­y.”

Whatever Darth Vader used on Hans Solo.  Carbonite?

Well, now they’re the outraged (“It doesn’t matter what I do”) if you even ask about it party.

i don’t want to swell your head to Newt like proportions

but you’re kind of a lyrical genius, in my opinion

keep up the good work

Why, Are you going to pull some more crazy shit out of your ass?

I thouhgt it was Romney? They switched?

Jaba’s work if I’m not mistaken.

Maybe out of yours

A new Fox News poll recently came out stating more people would rather have a hot needle shoved under their fingernail than watch ‘Red Eye’!!

I’d let you only if you really were that chick in your avatar. But your not. 

Red Eye (fox) is missing the point.  this guy is a Fox contributor.  In otherer words, he represents FOX!!!! The same station Red eye is on. 

They are totally missing it.

Screw Ablow. I saw him on the other day analyzing the Italian cruise ship captain. Now admittedly the captain appears to be total piece of shit but I don’t think he deserves to be psychoanalyzed by some asshole on tv that has never met him.

Fallowing that line of reasoning, “should Obimbo be wearing swaddling-cloth”?

It is ironic that conservative Republicans
consider that to allow committed gay couples to marry, is a threat to marriage,
but they will vote for New Gingrich.

Larry, you beat me to it!

Dr. Keith Ablow is a disgrace to everything, except to men who cheat on their wives and demand that  it be acceptable.

TV doctors offering analysis of headline grabbers has become an ugly trend. How many times has Nancy Grace asked some trumped up “expert” doctor to profile someone accused of a crime even though they have never met the accused?That’s like asking a doctor what he thinks of your friend’s stomach ache and having him recommend surgery. Phooey.

Newt “would make a great ‘present.’” 

What is he, a late Christmas gift?  Put a bow on him and wrap him up!

Does the writer of this mean “president?”

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Absolutely correct. Any member of the profession that would do that without a long rambling statement at the start pretty much saying it’s all just for fun and 100% NOT a proper analysis (which in tv world means you would have to turn it down) is not worth their salt. Really it’s prostitution what he’s doing. Selling his own professionalism for the big bucks. Other therapists are undeniably furious over him and morons like him (Dr Phil; who IS NOT a registered member of the profession and has had his license revoked in shame).