Pastor Manning Takes On The Young Turks: Cenky Uygur Might Be Arab, Ana Kasparian Is A ‘Twit’ With Boobs

The most frequently sent email tip we get here at Mediaite, other than fan mail meant for Geraldo Rivera, are pleas to feature MORE of Pastor James David Manning. You ask, we withhold. Then grudgingly oblige.

Last week, we told you about some very important, highly exclusive intel Manning had obtained about Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney‘s black ancestors. They were porters, Pastor Manning informed us, who worked on trains and made love to bored, lonely white ladies in secret.

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The Young Turks happened to be one of countless media outlets that ran the story, but got on Manning’s bad side when one of their contributors, Ana Kasparian, called him “ignorant.”

An incensed Manning criticized The Young Turks, saying that no one watches Current TV. Not even spotted owls, who much prefer The Manning Report. Possible Arab Cenk Uygur really must have some cojones, Manning assessed, to go on TV and call him “Uncle Ruckus.”

He also addressed Kasparian specifically, calling her a “little twit” and making note of her “boobs.”

Now, my absolute favorite part of the segment below, other than the fact that Manning is always correct, is how he interrupted the clip he showed by visually swooping over it. If a high school Power Point presentation made love to a unicorn inside George Washington’s wig, the majestic offspring they’d create would be Pastor Manning’s show. Take a look:

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