Want a Ted Cruz Engraved Shotgun? The Cruz Campaign is Holding a Gun Raffle…
When he’s not too busy fighting with the Washington Post over whether or not his daughters are “fair game” for political commentary, Ted Cruz occupies himself with his presidential campaign’s gun raffle.
Cruz for President is hosting a raffle for a shotgun engraved by the Republican presidential candidate, and all you have to do is give the campaign your information.
That’s right, folks! No campaign contributions, no promised funds at a later time — just your first and last name, email address, zip code and phone number. Essentially, all you have to do is give away your freedom not to be bothered by campaign emails and dinnertime phone calls.
But think of the trade off! A TED CRUZ ENGRAVED SHOTGUN. It’s not just any shotgun… it’s a SHOTFUN.
Obviously, there’s 2,124 words of official rules and regulations one must consider before signing up for the gun raffle, but who actually reads all that crap anyways?
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