Appearing on CBS’s Late Show on Tuesday evening, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) delivered David Letterman‘s humorous “Top Ten” list, closing it out with a shot at the tea party movement.
Below is the entire list — “Top Ten Things You Never Knew About the House of Representatives” — as she presented on the late-night show:
#10 — 19 representatives have gone on to become president, 10 have gone on to manage a Sizzlers.
#9 — Members may vote “Yea,” “Nay,” or “Whatever.”
#8 — When we water the capitol lawn, we use the hose of representatives.
#7 — Our cafeteria chef created the original house salad.
#6 — Every month we’re tested for steroids.
#5 — Steny Hoyer’s middle name? Also “Steny.”
#4 — Thanks to corporate sponsorship, Majority Whip now known as Miracle Whip.
#3 — Members tap silverware againist water glasses to encourage the House leaders to kiss.
#2 — We have the power to impeach talk show hosts.
#1 — The tea party isn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds.
Watch below, via CBS:
Have a tip we should know? email@example.com