Life & Style Is Anxiously Awaiting The Arrival Of Katie Holmes’ Nonexistent Baby
The writers at Life & Style are back with more of their truth stretching antics. First, they speculated a story about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James getting back together, and now, they are claiming that Katie Holmes is expecting her second child. Luckily, Gossip Cop was there to call out both stories as big fat phonies.
The cover of this week’s publication declares: “A glowing Katie opens up about her joy of being a mom. She can’t stop touching her bump and has cravings for ice cream.” These statements are technically accurate, but as most journalists are taught, accuracy and truth are two very different things.
The truth is that Holmes did “open up” about being a mother, but solely regarding the child she already has rather than the imaginary one Life & Style has impregnated her with. And she has been touching her baby bump a lot lately – her prosthetic belly, which she has been wearing for her role as a pregnant Jackie Kennedy.
A representative for Holmes told Gossip Cop that the story is “unbelievable,” and that she and husband Tom Cruise are definitely “not pregnant.”
Can’t wait to see the Life & Style headline in nine months when Holmes doesn’t give birth to her fictional child.
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