Charlie Sheen: “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning”

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by Mark Joyella | 5:39 pm, February 28th, 2011

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With every new interview, it becomes harder to decipher what Charlie Sheen thinks he’s saying. Because simply listening to the words and watching his face, it’s easy to conclude this guy needs somebody to step in and help him out–fast. On ABC’s Good Morning America, Sheen explained his behavior may be hard for non-Sheens to understand. “You borrow my brain for five seconds, and just be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard.’ Because it fires in a way that’s you know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

At the suggestion that Sheen might have a psychiatric issue, such as bipolar disorder, Sheen reacted with a bizarre breed of ridicule:

Wow, what does that mean? What’s the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

Now what does seem to be the question, as Sheen, in the ABC interview says the last time he did drugs–which he says was probably four to six weeks ago–he took “more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven gram rocks because that’s how I roll.”

Watch it here, from ABC:

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notsofast

You are multi-untalented, son.

You made more sense when you were on crack.
Garth

This is what happens when you watch/listen to The Rodeo Clown on a regular basis.
Helix

Electroshock therapy: Because sometimes 10,000,000 volts applied repeatedly to the head can’t make things any worse.
Pablo

Sheen, in the ABC interview says the last time he did drugs–which he says was probably four to sex weeks ago

Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud!

Was that you or Charlie? :)
Color Me Badd

Leave Charlie Sheen alone, you losers are jealous because he is winning and you aren’t.
BFD

Charlie Sheen: “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning.

No, you are Bi-Bye.
Pablo

How long has his nose been all busted up like that? With the enormous right nostril and the collapsed left one? Is that new?
Pablo

Color Me Badd said:
Leave Charlie Sheen alone, you losers are jealous because he is winning and you aren’t.

If that’s winning, I don’t mind losing.
notsofast

Color Me Badd said:
Leave Charlie Sheen alone, you losers are jealous because he is winning and you aren’t.

Comments like that show why you are a loser, son.
notsofast

Pablo said:
With the enormous right nostril

A family of 4 is renting the right one!
timzank

Color Me Badd said:
Leave Charlie Sheen alone, you losers are jealous because he is winning and you aren’t.

You’re kidding right?
notsofast

timzank said:
You’re kidding right?

No- he’s your typical lib supporting your typical lib drug addict and 9/11 Truther.
OxyCon

The more I see Sheen talking, the more he reminds me of Rachael Maddow…winning.
OxyCon

Pablo said:
How long has his nose been all busted up like that? With the enormous right nostril and the collapsed left one? Is that new?

What is “deviated septum”.
I’ll take “Illegal Drugs” for $800.
TrollJuice

The more I see Sheen talking, the more he reminds me of Rush Limbaugh on OxyCon!
Liberty_Hound

Charley says he’s clean.. What he really means is that he just got out of the shower. Just like he confused the term “using” with using household appliances. He won’t be clean until he’s 6 feet under. But hey, what do you except from a guy who sees eye to eye with Alex Jones.
Garth

TrollJuice said:
The more I see Sheen talking, the more he reminds me of Rush Limbaugh on OxyCon!

Of course that probably explains the recent behavior of the Anal Cyst and the urgency in which he needs to get to the Dominican Republic asap. The Cyst makes perfect sense to Charlie – that’s really all you need to know.
OxyCon

TrollJuice said:
The more I see Sheen talking, the more he reminds me of Rush Limbaugh on OxyCon!

You gotta admit that Madcow and Spleen are two arrogant and smug jerks who speak in the same “diarrhea mouth” style…winning beotches!
Garth

OxyCon said:
You gotta admit that Madcow and Spleen are two arrogant and smug jerks who speak in the same “diarrhea mouth” style…winning beotches!

Still, Sheen does remind one of the Anal Cyst. He’ll be fine after his long weekend in the Dominican Republic. Certainly you can relate.
LeviCoultify

Pablo said:
I don’t mind losing.

Obviously.
ImNotBlue

He say’s he’s been clean for 4 to 6 weeks?

Here’s a sign… when you can’t remember if you were clean or not for 2 weeks… you weren’t.
Annie Oakley

Liberty_Hound said:
Charley says he’s clean.. What he really means is that he just got out of the shower. Just like he confused the term “using” with using household appliances. He won’t be clean until he’s 6 feet under. But hey, what do you except from a guy who sees eye to eye with Alex Jones.

Some addicts just wind up dying. What a waste of a life and a fortune.
http://www.zazzle.com/talkingpoints NORBIT Jr.

Yea, Chuck,

Your girl, your ex, and a gorgeous porn star on an island paradise!

Do you really care what they’re saying?
LOL!
Ajolily

Color Me Badd said:
Leave Charlie Sheen alone, you losers are jealous because he is winning and you aren’t.

Winning what? A one way ticket to 6 feet under?
GlennBovineKoldys

“I was banging seven gram rocks because that’s how I roll.

I remember a similar quote from the Baboon Beck.

But he was talking about dudes.

Not that there is anything wrong with him.
notsofast

TrollJuice said:
The more I see Sheen talking, the more he reminds me of Rush Limbaugh on OxyCon!

LOL

you are a typical lib who just refuses to address the post at hand and blubbers on about Rush or FOX.

Sheen is emblematic of liberalism- full of crap and lost.
Garth

notsofast said:
LOL

you are a typical lib who just refuses to address the post at hand and blubbers on about Rush or FOX.

Sheen is emblematic of liberalism- full of crap and lost.

You’re full of crap and lost. You libs make me sick.
notsofast

Garth said:
You’re full of crap and lost. You libs make me sick.

Suck a nut, son!
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
LOL

Sheen is emblematic of liberalism- full of crap and lost.

But the Fox gNOpig Propaganda Network is “fair and balanced”?

Stop drinking the Kool Aid.
Garth

notsofast said:
Suck a nut, son!

You are “emblematic” of right wing douche bags. Son.
notsofast

Garth said:
You are “emblematic” of right wing douche bags. Son.

Hey, microcephalic, go back to your coma.
notsofast

GlennBovineKoldys said:
But the Fox gNOpig Propaganda Network is “fair and balanced”?

Stop drinking the Kool Aid.

Son, please stay on topic- Charlie Sheen!- or get back on your crack pipe with Charlie!
Garth

notsofast said:
Hey, microcephalic, go back to your coma.

Only if you and your mullet scurry back to your double-wide.
ImNotBlue

@ Bovine

Did you explain the “gNOpig” thing, yet?

Can anyone explain it… Please?!
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:40 pm Garth(Quote)
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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:38 pm Garth(Quote)

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people, son.
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Please stop telling us about your mom.
Garth

notsofast said:
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

You take your mullet out on a date to the county fair? I wish you and your mullet all the best.
Garth

GlennBovineKoldys said:
Please stop telling us about your mom.

Truth is he has no idea who his mother is. Obviously.
notsofast

GlennBovineKoldys said:
Please stop telling us about your mom.

Weak, weaker and weakest, pulp brain!
Garth

notsofast said:
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people, son.

That would mean you but you are probably are too dumb to know that. Son.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:43 pm Garth(Quote)

I love how you lib losers support your fellow 9/11 Truthers and crackheads!

Listen,son, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:45 pm Garth(Quote)
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Look above me son, and then , below me! Below me!
Garth

notsofast said:
Weak, weaker and weakest, pulp brain!

Quick – what is your mother’s name? Fido doesn’t count.
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
Weak, weaker and weakest, pulp brain!

Like you eating my Elvis bait yesterday?

I was totally powned when you and the other racist took it.

Try again.
Garth

notsofast said:
Look above me son, and then , below me! Below me!

Now you’re just babbling. That is, still babbling.
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
Look above me son, and then , below me! Below me!

Yes. You need another diaper change.
notsofast

Libs are defending their fellow crack addicted libs!

Is this a great country?
notsofast

GlennBovineKoldys said:
GlennBovineKoldys says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:47 pm GlennBovineKoldys(Quote)

You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:47 pm Garth(Quote)

Your father said you would not amount to a pile of shit and you proved him wrong,son.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:46 pm Garth(Quote)

You will never be the man your ma is son.
Garth

notsofast said:
Libs are defending their fellow crack addicted libs!

Is this a great country?

It is because it enables total nit wits like you to say whatever bullshit comes to your small pea sized brain and pointy little head.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:50 pm Garth(Quote)
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You and Bovine do the work of two men: Abbott and Costello, son!

LOL
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!

You left a trail.

As you crawled out under the bed when your mom was conducting business.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:50 pm Garth(Quote)
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STFU fatface!

LOL
notsofast

GlennBovineKoldys said:
GlennBovineKoldys says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:51 pm GlennBovineKoldys(Quote)
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The flatulence released from your head is staggering, son!
Garth

notsofast said:
You and Bovine do the work of two men: Abbott and Costello, son!

LOL

And you are simply a lone asshole. Son.
bayroad22

I don’t wanna be a movie star anymore.
Latin2

Daily affirmations by Charlie Sheen
Garth

notsofast said:
STFU fatface!

LOL

Isn’t it about time for you to tuck your tail (literally) and pay some attention to generic “blow up doll?”
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
The flatulence released from your head is staggering, son!

Really.

Please don’t tell us anymore details about you and your dad.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:54 pm Garth(Quote)

God, where is Berkowitz when you really need him?
Garth

notsofast said:
God, where is Berkowitz when you really need him?

notsofast said:
God, where is Berkowitz when you really need him?

Living in your trailer park.
notsofast

GlennBovineKoldys said:
GlennBovineKoldys says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm GlennBovineKoldys(Quote)

Mom jokes?

Lame-lame-lame son!

You are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

And son, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.
notsofast

Garth said:
Garth says:
February 28, 2011 at 7:57 pm Garth(Quote)

What? who do you think you are son? Colin Firth?

bawahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation, son?
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
God, where is Berkowitz when you really need him?

You learned that from your mom’s whines.
Garth

notsofast said:
Mom jokes?

Lame-lame-lame son!

You are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

And son, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

You are like a topless dancer in the double-wide…on a Friday night….toothless, in the meth lab. That’s about as delicate as I can put it.
Garth

Given that his post clearly give the impression of a drug overdoes, one has to wonder if in fact nutsofast is Charlie Sheen or perhaps the Anal Cyst. Makes sense when you think about it.
OxyCon

Ajolily said:
Winning what? A one way ticket to 6 feet under?

6th and Green.
Garth

notsofast said:
What? who do you think you are son? Colin Firth?

bawahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation, son?

Truth is you can’t really tell the difference between your ass and your fact so what difference would it make? Son.
Bawahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! aaaaaa!!!
GlennBovineKoldys

notsofast said:
Mom jokes?

Lame-lame-lame son!

You are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

And son, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

You must have a stall with your name at the Fox gNOpig Propaganda Network restrooms.
Garth

Looks like the dip shit, nutsofast, finally took his balls (or what’s left of them) and went back to the double -wide for a little meth fix.
WillP

I really hope children aren’t watching this interview.
Dem4Ever

It is interesting and quite telling that non of the LSM has asked Charlie about the Union’s thuggary in Madison, WI. They certainly have had every chance in the world to do so! Everyone knows that Chuckles is a left wing (nut) and violent progressive activist like is dear ‘ol dad. Why don’t the Liberal/Progressive press want his ideas and opinions on the happenings in “Cheeser Land”? Could it be that he might just hold the same whacked out ideas true to his crack damaged heart as they do and that scares the liberal right out of them? Let’s ask ‘em!
http://www.usefilm.com/photographer/27661.html IIWII

I have been without network TV for years… what show is he on????
chicgoods4

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roman1654

PLEASE SHUT UP…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-Adler/1420650301 Jay Adler

Would it be ethical to interview Charlie Sheen if he were an epileptic in the middle of his enduring a Petits Mal Seizure? Many people have commented that he is b polar. Charley has all the symptoms. He is manic with racing thoughts. He has grandiose thoughts such as suing CBS which is not being in reality .Charlie belongs in a hospital and with modern medication the stay may be very light. Britney Spears was diagnosed bipolar and her time in the hospital was minimal. Today she seems to me to be doing okay and has great recent success. It is important to realize that bipolar requires a reasonable life style after leaving the hospital. If his family takes him in, they will counsel him not to go 100mph in his life. The worst is this, if he does not get treatment now he could shoot up to a high mania. His adrenalin flow may triple making a fit and fairly strong man like himself dangerous as far as punching someone out or worse. If this happens there will be a lot of blood on those hands who delayed Charlie from beating his illness.