You know lots of people really respect the Donald. He gets calls everyday, emails, tweets, sometimes thousands, sometimes more, and a lot of people are saying “Donald, we really respect you and we’re glad you took the high road with staying with The Apprentice, but we really wish you’d run for office.” Millions of people are thinking that, maybe two or three billion.  

Wow what a classy guy! Miss Universe there looks like she wants to throw up – we all know the Donald was referring to himself. Yuck. I’m glad she has her head on straight and owned him with just a look.

Hehehe…..yea,he’s great…all “the blacks” tell me so…

The Miss Universe contest is the best in the galaxy. A lot of people are giving Don the credit for that.
The other contests are all disasters. Strictly for losers.

By the way, Dayana only won because Miss Mars couldn’t make it.

That’s Romney’s backer. He has the right to be proud (He’s Rich), but he doesn’t have to be a dick about it.

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American People”
H.L. Mencken
I wonder where the Donald is gong to run when his economic world comes crashing down? One thing is for sure – Mr “Too Broke to Fail”‘s  guarantees aren’t worth a Trump casino token.

A possum head bankrupt who’s too broke to fail
Thought the electoral process was for sale
He wanted to moderate
His own personal debate
So the candidates could kiss under his tail!
________________________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

*Air Ball*

That’s right baby! You’ll be better off on the arm of a fat, pompous jerk with a double combover.

I  LMAO when I read the headline WOW 

Nice. with the H.l. Mecken quote 

He is probably right on this one.  The boyfriend is done – finished.  Blame Don, blame women blame the world but its the truth…

There he is the biggest douche in the universe.

Trump is an air head in anybody’s book.  Are his guys still searching in Hawaii?  I think President Obama busted his bubble at that dinner and made him look so small, the person he really is….loser. 

This guy is hilarious. A walking ratings machine.

President Obama showed this fool to be the true rude obnoxious individual he is, he doesn’t care about America, he is all about himself and his wealth…Why can’t someone find something to bring this sorry man  down, once and for all….I just don’t get why his show is still on the air, waste of air time….

The donald is just telling it like it is.  No super hot chick is gonna marry a poor guy. Of course he’s just his typical jack ass self doing it.

Look at that face!

If this broad is Miss Universe, the bar has been set at limbo levels.

Trump saying something intelligent would be an interesting story, however he makes these idioctic statements on a regular basis so I see nothing new here.

jkasjaskajkladd

Stay classey Donald

I really hope Donald’s savings and his real estate go bankrupt.

Lovely message for the young audience while entertaining whole families. ;) 

 Being really rude is not cool no matter who you are.  In my average life, I have noticed that money can’t buy everything, especially class.

How can anyone love someone with no money? I mean, everyone knows that love can only be measured by the amount and the monetary value of the gifts you receive. That’s why the only people who ever find true love and happiness in this life are people with millions or billions of dollars, you never hear of rich people like Donald Trump divorcing multiple times or anything.

Oh wait. :)

The blacks love him. The blacks are always stopping him on the street and saying “You know who’d make a great black president? You would, Donald.” The blacks, the minorities–they practically swoon when he walks in the room because they see an ordinary guy who really has the business knowledge, the real-life hands-on knowledge of how to make this country great again. 

Money didn’t seem to help Trump, he has been divorced a few times.  

What he really ment was do you think i would have a women if I didn’t have money? I’m bald, plump, obnoxious, and my breath stinks!

Also,he’s got an airplane with his name on it.

An ordinary guy eh?  Either you are a master at sarcasm or deluded.

Donald Trump is an old balding fart who just wants the latest armband for his own trophy case so it can end in divorce and he can pay her, too. She should take him up on it. Some people are just that shallow, but Trump doesn’t know that everybody isn’t looking for a rich boyfriend, and especially not his elephant a r s e.

Money wasn’t supposed to help him stay married, they married him so they could divorce him and take it.

What’s love got to do with it?

It’ll be the third time in his life. He’s about a rich white man, though, he’ll sell all of his properties and recover quickly.

If I looked like her, I’d roll his a r s e for his money too. All them other upscale ho-ho’s did it, why not her?

Yeah, well he’s gonna have to get past all the voters who hate his butt first; me for one. He won’t be president of a country I live in, not if I can help it.

Sounds to me like “The Donald” wants to get into her pants!  I am sure her boyfriend can afford a chastity belt!  It might be a good investmnent.

What’s love but a second hand emotion?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken, LOL!

Oh yes he does; without that, he’s nothin’ but an ultra-weird ‘do.

Your wish has already been granted at least twice.

How do you come to know his breath stinks?

I HOPE TRUMP DIES SOON of a heart attack

 That must be why you chose to write such a long homage to him. He’s totally irrelevant to you.

Also, water is wet.

 Did you just make fun of women? Wouldn’t surprise me.

Sarcasm

I should like for it to be permanent.

I’ve always thought Trump has been much more of an egotistical clown than anything else, but comments like this show you what an ass he really is.  Who cares if the boyfriend is rich or not? 

How many wives has Trump had, now?  Weren’t his previous (and current) wives “rich?”   Why didn’t his first few marriages work out?  Looks like it wasn’t because his previous wives were not poor.

What a jerk.

I take back every nasty thing I’ve written about Trump. Now I just want to fly to New York, seek out the Donald, and protrate myself at his feet. If I can get a few other like-minded people we can form a human carpet so he doesn’t soil his shoes on the filthy city sidewalks.

Hey Trump, just because you bought your wives doesn’t mean that all women think like high class hookers!

Trump is exactly that. A big dick, obviously with a little dick. His ego is totally compensating.

Now I know where Andy Kaufman got the source material for his Tony Clifton character.

I just want her sweater!!  love it.

I just want her sweater!!  love it.

Not if shes worth her salt!

Not if shes worth her salt!

 Obama the socialist fraud is the real fool!