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Mediaite Historical Society: Terry McAuliffe Drinks Away Clinton Campaign Sorrows On Morning Joe

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Here at Mediaite, we believe we have a responsibility of passing down our colorful history to the next generation. We do it for the children. So as we approach the second anniversary of our founding, we will be regularly taking a look back at the moments that made us laugh, cry, and throw things at our television set– but probably just made us roll our eyes at the time. Herein is the eighth installment of Mediaite Historical Society Presents:

In many ways, the 2012 election is shaping up to be a far more tedious operation than its predecessor, partly due to the absence of good-natured political trolling. No one mastered the art of defying reality during the 2008 elections quite like Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe, who insisted well past the realm of possibility that Clinton would be the Democratic nominee, until eventually drowning his sorrows in Puerto Rican rum. On live television.

It is difficult to remember so far back into the past, especially with the same presidential election process dangling menacingly over the news cycle like a dagger ready to strike, but the Democratic primaries continued all the way into June 2008, partly due to Clinton and McAuliffe refusing to concede the primary despite Sen. Barack Obama acquiring the necessary number of primary delegates. At the time it was obnoxious and inexplicable, but there is something warm and endearing about McAuliffe’s unshakable faith in retrospect (and some, like Jon Stewart, gave that charm even more of a platform at the time).

Welcomed to the soothing sounds of Ricky Martin, McAuliffe shouted various things about Clinton’s inevitably victory in Puerto Rico and the upcoming celebration. A concerned Mika Brzezinski did the honors of breaking the news to McAuliffe, that his dreams of a Clinton once again in the general election had been shattered long ago. McAuliffe responded to the fact that his candidate would very likely lose this primary and had already for all intents and purposes lost the nomination by brandishing a Bacardi bottle and promising it to the host. “You and I are going to share this together to celebrate another big win for Hillary Clinton,” he told Brzezinski, who shook her head grimly. He then proceeded to make some sort of case for Clinton winning (she had, in fact, won the popular vote– which has no impact on the primaries), clad in a vibrant green Hawaiian shirt that made the already dubious claims that much harder to take seriously.

Needless to say, Clinton did not win the nomination, but McAuliffe made good on his promise to do shots with the Morning Joe crew anyway a few days later, in what is arguably the most memorable cable news clip of the 2008 election. Seated beside Brzezinski and Pat Buchanan (who complained the Bacardi smelled “like ether”), McAuliffe finally admitted to Joe Scarborough that Sen. Obama had gotten the delegate count he needed, but that nonetheless Clinton’s campaign was victorious in metaphorical ways that got more elaborate as the alcohol flowed. He does not quite admit at the end of the clip that the election “is over.”

The segment is an instant classic, and serve as a reminder of the kind of excitement that’s just around the corner for us in 2012. We can only hope next election will live up to the last. McAuliffe at his best via MSNBC below:

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  • Anonymous

    I think a lot of Democrats are wishing right now that they had backed Hilary over Barack.  Believe it or not, they just might get another chance in the very near future.

  • Howard

    “No one mastered the art of defying reality during the 2008 elections quite like Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe…”

    McAuliffe sounds like the perfect GOP nominee for 2012!

  • Howard

    This may be a Republican wet dream, but, like most of their beliefs, it’s pure fiction.

  • Anonymous

    I heard the same grandiose predictions from the Left before they got destroyed in the 2010 midterm elections — where they lost more Congressional seats than any party in modern American history. 

    So come back after the 2012 election and THEN tell me how brilliant it was to nominate Barack Obama for a second term.  This is all Jimmy Carter revisited.

  • gajack

    McAuliffe is only trying to drink Mika pretty!

  • Sha brown

    Don’t go there. I supported Hillary and remember how Obama won red state after red state while she kicked his ass in all the democratic states. Now liberals are unsure if he us one of them. Dumbasses. Hell yes she would have made a better president!

  • Brentlabeau

    McAuliffe looks like he more fun then I would have image, and Mika, she’s hot, just get some drinks in her and she looks like a huggy, kissing drunk.

  • Brentlabeau

    McAuliffe looks like he more fun then I would have image, and Mika, she’s hot, just get some drinks in her and she looks like a huggy, kissing drunk.

  • gajack

    Okay,then maybe he’s just trying to drink her smart!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V6W3ZY4TWCMCPFTI4TZLQJXX3E kill kristian kannibals

    8/25/11: The Crimes of Christianity

    If Jesus did descend to the earth in the current state his depraved, corpse-eating followers have left him in; partially-eaten and bled-out, that would be one phucked-up, macabre, Stephen King moment. Jesus will soon descend to the earth and NOT so you Muslim-murdering, blood-drinking, corpse-eating, Christian ghouls can KILL him again for the sole purpose of bleeding him out, so you can take your much talked about blood baths to wash your sins away. Jesus will return, but only for the purpose revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (“By Him [Allah] in Whose Hand my soul is, surely, the son of Mary [Isa {Jesus}] will shortly descend amongst you people [Muslims], and will judge mankind justly by the Law of the Qur’an {as a just ruler}, and will break the Cross and kill the pigs and abolish Jizyah [a tax taken from the people of the Scriptures [Jews and Christians], who are under the protection of a Muslim government. This Jizyah tax will not be accepted by Isa [Jesus] and all mankind will be required to embrace Islam with no other alternative.] Then there will be an abundance of money and nobody will accept charitable gifts.)

    Know this! Jesus does NOT live in you stupid Christians because you eat a symbolic piece of “real” bread; your vertical pig masters forgot one critical piece of information when forging your Holy book, everything that is eaten, including the corpse of Jesus and the blood of Jesus, does not linger and live in you, it goes through the digestion process ending in defecation aka $HIT. Eating Jesus’ corpse and drinking Jesus’ blood, only reduces Jesus to a pile of Judeo/Christian swine $HIT. I wonder if Jesus’ flesh is as tender as the song Silent Night indicates; “…Holy infant so tender and mild…”? I also wonder if Christians can worship and pray to the pile of Judeo/Christian swine $HIT that once was Jesus? The belief that Jesus is the savior of mankind, when he couldn’t save his own A$$ from the perpetual mob of murdering Jew’s now occupying Palestine and the U.S. Government, is not faith, it is brutal stupidity. Let it be known! You Christians have NOT been eating Jesus’ flesh under the pretense of “Holy” Communion, as Jesus NEVER died. You infidel dogs have been performing depraved and inhumane acts of cannibalism on a man Allah refers to as “That Man” as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (And because of their saying (in boast), “We killed the Messiah Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), the Messenger of Allah,” — but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but it appeared so to them [the resemblance of Isa (Jesus) was put over another man (and they killed that man)], and those who differ therein are full of doubts. They have no (certain) knowledge, they follow nothing but conjecture. For surely; they killed him not [i.e. Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary)].

    Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an what Christian Cannibals are really eating when they symbolically eat the “real” Host of what they believe to be Jesus’ corpse. I have included the definition of host for those Christian’s who are too stupid to comprehend the meaning of their criminal actions. Host-any organism on or in which a parasitic organism lives for nourishment or protection.

    (And the whole hosts of Iblis [Satan] together.)

    Christian’s will be served the same food in the Hell-fire that they ate under the pretense of “Holy” Communion as disclosed in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (Verily, the tree of Zaqqum)

    (Will be the food of sinners.)

    (Which will neither nourish nor avail against hunger.)

    (Verily, it is a tree that springs out of the bottom of Hell-fire,)

    (The shoots of its fruit-stalks are like the heads of Shayatin [devils];)

    (An exact recompense [according to their evil crimes].)

    Reality check! Satan aka Israel aka Iblis is NOT a serpent. Satan is a jinn and was created from a smokeless flame of fire as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an. This means that every time you Christian Cannibals light a candle on the Altar, you invoke your god, Israel aka Satan in his original form, a smokeless flame of fire. The rotting corpse of “That Man” thought to be Jesus, hanging off of two phucking sticks is only a carnival distraction, it brings in the crowds, but the corpse is only for eating and desecrating, not worship. The “smokeless flame of fire” coming from the candle on the Altar is the object of Christian devotion.

    (“And [remember] when We said to the angels: “Prostrate yourselves unto Adam.” So they prostrated themselves except Satan. He was one of the jinn; he disobeyed the Command of his Lord. Will you then take him [Iblees] and his offspring as protectors and helpers rather than Me while they are enemies to you? What an evil is the exchange for the Zaalimoon [polytheists, and wrongdoers, etc.].)

    ([Iblis [Satan] said: “See this one whom You have honoured above me, if You give me respite [keep me alive] to the Day of Resurrection, I will surely seize and mislead his offspring [by sending them astray] all but a few!)

    (And the jinn: He created from a smokeless flame of fire.)

    On the Day of Resurrection, you demon-possessed, Christian ghouls will be reminded of your invoking your god, Satan in his original form as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (On the Day when the torment [Hell-fire] shall cover them from above them and from underneath their feet, and it will be said: “Taste what you used to do.”)

    Disbelievers in the Oneness of Islamic Monotheism will spend eternity in prison, because Allah has made Hell a prison, but it won’t be all bad because Allah will provide entertainment as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an:

    ([And We said in the Taurat (Torah)]: “It may be that your Lord may show mercy to you, but if you return (to sins), We shall return (to Our Punishment). And We have made Hell a prison for the disbelievers.)

    (Then for him is an entertainment with boiling water.)

    You dream chasing, America cannibals should stop the bragging about your super power status, because Allah reveals in the following Verses of the Qur’an that you are only being tried and tested with power, and clearly you have failed the test. Instead of bragging about how you have decimated the world’s population and resources, you should ask yourselves, “Why did Allah, my Lord and Creator, write me in the script of life as the bad guys, destined for the Hell-fire?” You are ONLY acting out a script and Allah Alone knows the outcome of His Script aka the Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz. You dream chasing, American cannibals have NO power and only enough weapons to play out your own destruction and you will come to know that ALL power belongs to Allah Alone.

    (Everyone is going to taste death, and We shall make a trial of you with evil and with good. And to Us you will be returned.)

    (We created them not except with truth [i.e. to examine and test those who are obedient and those who are disobedient and then reward the obedient ones and punish the disobedient ones], but most of them know not.)

    (And everything, small and big, is written down (in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz already beforehand i.e. before it befalls, or is done by its doer.)

    (No calamity befalls on the earth or in yourselves but it is inscribed in the Book of Decrees (Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz) before we bring it into existence. Verily, that is easy for Allah.)

    The end result of the Pig Poachers of Palestine and their American slave’s evil efforts to contain aka subjugate the only free nation in the world, the unstoppable, nuclear capable and Islamic super power that is Iran, is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (Say (O Muhammad to those who disbelieve: “You will be defeated and gathered together to Hell, and worst indeed is that place of rest.)

    Reality check! Satan aka Israel aka Iblis is NOT a serpent. Satan is a jinn and was created from a smokeless flame of fire as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an. This means that every time you Christian Cannibals light a candle on the Altar, you invoke your god, Israel in his original form, a smokeless flame of fire. The rotting corpse of “That Man” thought to be Jesus hanging off of two phucking sticks is only a sideshow distraction, “That Man’s” corpse is only for eating and desecrating, not worshipping. Eating the rotting corpse of “That Man” is not the worst crime Christian Cannibals commit in the name of their god, Satan. Evangelical’s transgress all bounds by inviting demons to possess their bodies so they can communicate with their god Satan by speaking in tongues. The fools believe demon possession is acceptable because the demons are “Holy” Ghosts and “Holy” Spirits. It appears that all it takes for a Christian to perform blasphemous acts of rebellion against his Lord and Creator, Allah, is to preface all of their evil with the word “Holy”. Also, Santa is an anagram of Satan.

    (“And [remember] when We said to the angels: “Prostrate yourselves unto Adam.” So they prostrated themselves except Satan. He was one of the jinn; he disobeyed the Command of his Lord. Will you then take him [Iblees] and his offspring as protectors and helpers rather than Me while they are enemies to you? What an evil is the exchange for the Zaalimoon [polytheists, and wrongdoers, etc.].)

    ([Iblis [Satan] said: “See this one whom You have honoured above me, if You give me respite [keep me alive] to the Day of Resurrection, I will surely seize and mislead his offspring [by sending them astray] all but a few!)

    (And the jinn: He created from a smokeless flame of fire.)

    On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will remind you Christian Cannibals of your diabolical act of invoking Satan in his original form as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (On the Day when the torment [Hell-fire] shall cover them from above them and from underneath their feet, and it will be said: “Taste what you used to do.”)

    Allah reveals Israel to be the Jew’s father and NOT a country. The following Verses of the Qur’an also reveal the Jew’s to be lying about dietary/food restrictions they claim to justify their eating “Kosher” food. The Kosher label is quite evil, as it alerts Jew’s to the foods they have not POISONED. Kosher food labeling ONLY ensures the Jew’s a continuous and untainted food supply anywhere in the world, as the Jew’s have been poisoning the Arabs aka Children of Adam’s food since the beginning of time. Kosher is the equivalent of NOT POISONED, just as Zion is the equivalent of Hell and Goyim is the equivalent of slave. It was the Pig Poachers of Palestine who produced the E. Coli laden tomato seeds, which produced poisonous tomatoes, which ultimately killed 15 German citizens and sickened 365 and this is par for the course for the murdering devils.

    (All food was lawful to the Children of Israel, except what Israel made unlawful to himself before the Taurat (Torah) was revealed. Say (O Muhammad) “Bring here the Tauratt (Torah) and recite it, if you are truthful.)

    (And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely, “This is lawful and this is forbidden,” so as to invent lies against Allah. Verily, those who invent lies against Allah will never prosper.)

    Christians might want to reconsider their unconditional support for their pig poaching, organ-thieving masters. The vertical pigs aren’t harvesting organs for the mere purpose of extending their evil lives for say 10 years, nor for 50 years, not even for 500 years. Our Lord and Creator, Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an, the Pig Poachers of Palestine want to live to be 1,000 years old and stealing organs won’t accomplish this goal. Organ theft is only a facade for something far more sinister. The Pig Poachers of Palestine know they cannot extend their lives to 1,000 years from stolen organs, as such, the vertical pigs are working on a Fountain of Youth type serum that would enable them to live for 1,000 years and they are using the pituitary glands of their victims to develop this serum. The obvious theft of organs is only a cover for the theft of the pituitary gland and if the victims were to be exhumed, it would be discovered that ALL of the victims had their pituitary glands removed, the vertical pigs use the opening in the chest cavity to remove the pituitary gland.

    (And verily, you will find them [the Jews] the greediest of mankind for life and [even greedier] than those who ascribe partners to Allah [and do not believe in Resurrection-Majus {Magians}, pagans and idolators]. Everyone of them wishes that he could be given a life of a thousand years. But the grant of such a life will not save him even a little from due punishment. And Allah is All-Seer of what they do.)

    The Pig Poachers of Palestine were NEVER meant to have their own country because of the chaos they would cause, and the current state of world affairs does attest to the world chaos caused by them vertical pigs. Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an that He never gave the Jew’s any parcel of land to call a country by any name, including the name of their father Israel aka Satan. By virtue of the following Decrees, Israel will cease to exist before the Day of Resurrection and so will the Christian slave nations who are betraying their Muslim brothers and sisters to protect the hostile, perfidious pigs and their well-calculated crimes against human beings, which the Jew’s are NOT.

    (And We said to the Children of Israel after him: “Dwell in the land, then, when the final and the last promise comes near [i.e. the Day of Resurrection or the descent of Christ, Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary) on the earth, We shall bring you altogether as a mixed crowd (gathered out of various nations).

    (And We have broken them [i.e. the Jews] up into various groups on the earth; some of them are righteous and some are away from that. And We tried them good [blessings] and evil calamities in order that they might turn to Allah’s Obedience.)

    The Jews are NOT Allah’s “Chosen People” nor are they Allah’s “Chosen Animals”, as it is revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an that Allah Cursed the Jews several times, as a result, the Jews aka jinn, monkeys, and swine are all related and from this monkey mix the Christians have taken for themselves a god, albeit a dead god, but he makes for good snacking.

    (And when there came to them (the Jews) a Book (this Qur’an) from Allah confirming what is with them [the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel)], although aforetime they had invoked Allah (for coming of Muhammad {pbuh}) in order to gain victory over those who disbelieved, then when there came to them that which they had recognized, they disbelieved in it. So let the Curse of Allah be on the disbelievers.)

    (Say [O Muhammad to the people of the Scripture): “Shall I inform you of something worse than that, regarding the recompense from Allah? Those [Jews] who incurred the Curse of Allah and His Wrath, and those of whom [some] He transformed into monkeys and swines, and those who worshipped Taghut [false deities]; such are worse in rank [on the Day of Resurrection in the Hell-fire], and far more astray from the Right Path [in the life of this world]”.)

    Allah reveals that Christian’s are worshippers of the jinn in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (And [remember] the Day when He will gather them all together, then He will say to the angels: “Was it you that these people used to worship?”)

    (They [the angels] will say: “Glorified are You! You are our Wali [Lord] instead of them. Nay, but they used to worship the jinn; most of them were believers in them.”)

    Allah will reward Christian’s with a new body for their lifelong devotion to the jinn aka Pig Poachers of Palestine. On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will transfigure ALL disbelievers in the Oneness of Islamic Monotheism into “…the lowest of the low…” as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (We have decreed death to you all, and We are not outstripped,)

    (To transfigure you and create you in (forms) you know not.)

    (Verily, We created man in the best stature (mould).

    (Then We reduced him to the lowest of the low.)

    The following Ahadith describes the huge torso of the resurrected disbeliever:

    Narrated by Abu Hurairah: The Prophet said: “The width between the two shoulders of a kafir (disbeliever) will be equal to the distance covered by a fast rider in three days.”

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an and the following Ahadith, the resurrected disbeliever will NOT walk upright.

    (Is he who walks prone (without seeing) on his face, more right guided, or he who (sees and) walks upright on a Straight Way (Islamic Monotheism)?)

    (Narrated Anas bin Malik: A man said, “O Allah’s Prophet! Will Allah gather a disbeliever (prone) on his face on the Day of Resurrection?” He said, “Will not the One Who made him walk on his feet in this world, be able to make him walk on his face on the Day of Resurrection? (Qatadah, a subnarrator, said: “Yes, By the Power of Our Lord!”)

    The following Verse of the Qur’an describes the leg (s)? of the resurrected disbeliever.

    (And one leg will be joined with another leg (shrouded).)

    The hairless head of the resurrected disbeliever is described in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (Taking away [burning completely] the head skin!)

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an that many resurrected disbelievers will be blind.

    (“But whosoever turns away from My Reminder (i.e. neither believes in this Qur’an nor acts on its teachings.) verily, for him is a life of hardship, and We shall raise him up blind on the Day of Resurrection.”)

    The color of the resurrected disbelievers is disclosed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (And on the Day of Resurrection you will see those who lied against Allah (i.e. attributed to Him sons, partners)—their faces will be black. Is there not in Hell an abode for the arrogant?)

    The skins of the resurrected disbelievers are described in detail in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (Surely! Those who disbelieved in Our Ayat [proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc], We shall burn them in Fire. As often as their skins are roasted through, We shall change them for other skins that they may taste the punishment. Truly, Allah is Ever Most Powerful, All-Wise.)

    It is revealed the heart will not be in the chest cavity of the resurrected disbelievers and the following Verse of the Qur’an reveals the heart’s location will not alter.

    (And warn them (O Muhammad {pbuh} of the Day that is drawing near (i.e. the Day of Resurrection), when the hearts will be choking the throats, and they can neither return them (hearts) to their chests nor can they throw them out. There will be no friend, nor an intercessor for the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers), who could be given heed to.)

    Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an that He will change the nature of the resurrected disbelievers, rendering them unable to cry, scream or hear.

    (Therein they will be breathing out with deep sighs and roaring will be their portion and therein they will hear not.)

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an that resurrected disbelievers will be branded like cattle:

    (We shall brand him on the snout (nose)!

    Living in the Hell-fire won’t be all bad, as our Lord, Allah will provide entertainment for the dwellers of the Hell-fire, which has been made into a prison for disbelievers according to the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    ([And We said in the Taurat (Torah)]: “It may be that your Lord may show mercy to you, but if you return (to sins), We shall return (to Our Punishment). And We have made Hell a prison for the disbelievers.)

    (Then for him is an entertainment with boiling water.)

    Let it be known! Christians, pagans and vertical pigs, are ALL disbelievers through no fault of their own, but by the Decree of Allah. If Allah found any good in any of you, you would be one of the Chosen People aka Muslims destined for Paradise, as opposed to the Hell-fire; the final destination of Christians, vertical pigs, pagans, etc. as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an

    (Turned aside therefrom (i.e. from Muhammad {pbuh} and the Qur’an) is he who is turned aside (by the Decree and Preordainment of Allah).

    (It is not for any person to believe, except by the Leave of Allah, and He will put the wrath on those who are heedless.)

    (“And my advice will not profit you, even if I wish to give you good counsel, if Allah’s Will is to keep you astray. He is your Lord! And to Him you shall return.”)

    (Had Allah known of any good in them, He would indeed have made them listen, and even if He had made them listen, they would but have turned away with; (A brief enjoyment in this world! And then to Us will be their return, then We shall make them taste the severest torment because they used to disbelieve [In Allah, deny his Messengers, deny and challenge His Ayat-proofs, signs, verses, etc.)

    Regarding “God Bless America”, Allah reveals the blessing He has bestowed upon the American dream chasers in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (They were pursued by a curse in this (deceiving life of this world) and (so they will be pursued by a curse) on the Day of Resurrection. Evil indeed is the gift given [i.e. the curse (in this world) pursued by another curse (in the Hereafter)].)

    ([This is the] Revelation sent down from the Lord of the Alamin [mankind, jinn and all that exists].)

    ([He is Allah] Owner of High Ranks and Degrees, the Owner of the Throne. He sends the revelation by His Command to any of His slaves He wills, that he (the person who receives revelation) may warn (men) of the Day of Mutual Meeting [i.e. the Day of Resurrection].

    (And We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make [the Message] clear for them. Then Allah misleads whom He wills and guides whom He wills. And He is the All-Mighty, the All-Wise.)

    (“And if you deny, then nations before you have denied [their Messengers]. And the duty of the Messenger is only to convey [the Message] plainly.”)

    (And never will your Lord destroy the towns [populations] until He sends to their mother town a Messenger reciting to them Our Verses. And never would We destroy the towns unless the people thereof are Zalimun [polytheists, wrong-doers, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah, oppressors and tyrants.)

    (And We sent to the them a Messenger from among themselves [saying]: “Worship Allah! You have no other Ilah [God] but Him. Will you not then be afraid [of Him i.e. of His punishment because of worshipping others besides Him]?”)

    (Then We sent Our Messengers in succession. Every time there came to a nation their Messenger, they denied him; so We made them follow one another [to destruction], and We made them as Ahadith [the true stories for mankind to learn a lesson from them]. So away with a people who believe not!)

    (Say to them (O Muhammad {pbuh}) “Travel in the land and see how has been the end of the Mujrimun (criminals, those who denied Allah’s Messengers and disobeyed Allah.)

    (Then [in the end] We save Our Messengers and those who believe! Thus it is incumbent upon Us to save the believers.)

    (Your Ilah [God] is One Ilah [God-Allah, none has the right to be worshipped but He])

    (“And indeed, We created man from dried [sounding] clay of altered mud. And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.”).

    (And I have created the jinn and men only to worship Me).

    (And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers.”)

    (So leave them [alone] to speak nonsense and play until they meet the Day of theirs which they have been promised.)

    (So leave them alone till they meet their Day, in which they will sink into a fainting [with horror].)

    (Surely, what you are promised must come to past.)

    Jameela
    Messenger of Allah
    & Defender of Islam
    19 July 2011

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V6W3ZY4TWCMCPFTI4TZLQJXX3E kill kristian kannibals

    8/25/11: The Crimes of Christianity

    If Jesus did descend to the earth in the current state his depraved, corpse-eating followers have left him in; partially-eaten and bled-out, that would be one phucked-up, macabre, Stephen King moment. Jesus will soon descend to the earth and NOT so you Muslim-murdering, blood-drinking, corpse-eating, Christian ghouls can KILL him again for the sole purpose of bleeding him out, so you can take your much talked about blood baths to wash your sins away. Jesus will return, but only for the purpose revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (“By Him [Allah] in Whose Hand my soul is, surely, the son of Mary [Isa {Jesus}] will shortly descend amongst you people [Muslims], and will judge mankind justly by the Law of the Qur’an {as a just ruler}, and will break the Cross and kill the pigs and abolish Jizyah [a tax taken from the people of the Scriptures [Jews and Christians], who are under the protection of a Muslim government. This Jizyah tax will not be accepted by Isa [Jesus] and all mankind will be required to embrace Islam with no other alternative.] Then there will be an abundance of money and nobody will accept charitable gifts.)

    Know this! Jesus does NOT live in you stupid Christians because you eat a symbolic piece of “real” bread; your vertical pig masters forgot one critical piece of information when forging your Holy book, everything that is eaten, including the corpse of Jesus and the blood of Jesus, does not linger and live in you, it goes through the digestion process ending in defecation aka $HIT. Eating Jesus’ corpse and drinking Jesus’ blood, only reduces Jesus to a pile of Judeo/Christian swine $HIT. I wonder if Jesus’ flesh is as tender as the song Silent Night indicates; “…Holy infant so tender and mild…”? I also wonder if Christians can worship and pray to the pile of Judeo/Christian swine $HIT that once was Jesus? The belief that Jesus is the savior of mankind, when he couldn’t save his own A$$ from the perpetual mob of murdering Jew’s now occupying Palestine and the U.S. Government, is not faith, it is brutal stupidity. Let it be known! You Christians have NOT been eating Jesus’ flesh under the pretense of “Holy” Communion, as Jesus NEVER died. You infidel dogs have been performing depraved and inhumane acts of cannibalism on a man Allah refers to as “That Man” as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (And because of their saying (in boast), “We killed the Messiah Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), the Messenger of Allah,” — but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but it appeared so to them [the resemblance of Isa (Jesus) was put over another man (and they killed that man)], and those who differ therein are full of doubts. They have no (certain) knowledge, they follow nothing but conjecture. For surely; they killed him not [i.e. Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary)].

    Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an what Christian Cannibals are really eating when they symbolically eat the “real” Host of what they believe to be Jesus’ corpse. I have included the definition of host for those Christian’s who are too stupid to comprehend the meaning of their criminal actions. Host-any organism on or in which a parasitic organism lives for nourishment or protection.

    (And the whole hosts of Iblis [Satan] together.)

    Christian’s will be served the same food in the Hell-fire that they ate under the pretense of “Holy” Communion as disclosed in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (Verily, the tree of Zaqqum)

    (Will be the food of sinners.)

    (Which will neither nourish nor avail against hunger.)

    (Verily, it is a tree that springs out of the bottom of Hell-fire,)

    (The shoots of its fruit-stalks are like the heads of Shayatin [devils];)

    (An exact recompense [according to their evil crimes].)

    Reality check! Satan aka Israel aka Iblis is NOT a serpent. Satan is a jinn and was created from a smokeless flame of fire as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an. This means that every time you Christian Cannibals light a candle on the Altar, you invoke your god, Israel aka Satan in his original form, a smokeless flame of fire. The rotting corpse of “That Man” thought to be Jesus, hanging off of two phucking sticks is only a carnival distraction, it brings in the crowds, but the corpse is only for eating and desecrating, not worship. The “smokeless flame of fire” coming from the candle on the Altar is the object of Christian devotion.

    (“And [remember] when We said to the angels: “Prostrate yourselves unto Adam.” So they prostrated themselves except Satan. He was one of the jinn; he disobeyed the Command of his Lord. Will you then take him [Iblees] and his offspring as protectors and helpers rather than Me while they are enemies to you? What an evil is the exchange for the Zaalimoon [polytheists, and wrongdoers, etc.].)

    ([Iblis [Satan] said: “See this one whom You have honoured above me, if You give me respite [keep me alive] to the Day of Resurrection, I will surely seize and mislead his offspring [by sending them astray] all but a few!)

    (And the jinn: He created from a smokeless flame of fire.)

    On the Day of Resurrection, you demon-possessed, Christian ghouls will be reminded of your invoking your god, Satan in his original form as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (On the Day when the torment [Hell-fire] shall cover them from above them and from underneath their feet, and it will be said: “Taste what you used to do.”)

    Disbelievers in the Oneness of Islamic Monotheism will spend eternity in prison, because Allah has made Hell a prison, but it won’t be all bad because Allah will provide entertainment as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an:

    ([And We said in the Taurat (Torah)]: “It may be that your Lord may show mercy to you, but if you return (to sins), We shall return (to Our Punishment). And We have made Hell a prison for the disbelievers.)

    (Then for him is an entertainment with boiling water.)

    You dream chasing, America cannibals should stop the bragging about your super power status, because Allah reveals in the following Verses of the Qur’an that you are only being tried and tested with power, and clearly you have failed the test. Instead of bragging about how you have decimated the world’s population and resources, you should ask yourselves, “Why did Allah, my Lord and Creator, write me in the script of life as the bad guys, destined for the Hell-fire?” You are ONLY acting out a script and Allah Alone knows the outcome of His Script aka the Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz. You dream chasing, American cannibals have NO power and only enough weapons to play out your own destruction and you will come to know that ALL power belongs to Allah Alone.

    (Everyone is going to taste death, and We shall make a trial of you with evil and with good. And to Us you will be returned.)

    (We created them not except with truth [i.e. to examine and test those who are obedient and those who are disobedient and then reward the obedient ones and punish the disobedient ones], but most of them know not.)

    (And everything, small and big, is written down (in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz already beforehand i.e. before it befalls, or is done by its doer.)

    (No calamity befalls on the earth or in yourselves but it is inscribed in the Book of Decrees (Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz) before we bring it into existence. Verily, that is easy for Allah.)

    The end result of the Pig Poachers of Palestine and their American slave’s evil efforts to contain aka subjugate the only free nation in the world, the unstoppable, nuclear capable and Islamic super power that is Iran, is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (Say (O Muhammad to those who disbelieve: “You will be defeated and gathered together to Hell, and worst indeed is that place of rest.)

    Reality check! Satan aka Israel aka Iblis is NOT a serpent. Satan is a jinn and was created from a smokeless flame of fire as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an. This means that every time you Christian Cannibals light a candle on the Altar, you invoke your god, Israel in his original form, a smokeless flame of fire. The rotting corpse of “That Man” thought to be Jesus hanging off of two phucking sticks is only a sideshow distraction, “That Man’s” corpse is only for eating and desecrating, not worshipping. Eating the rotting corpse of “That Man” is not the worst crime Christian Cannibals commit in the name of their god, Satan. Evangelical’s transgress all bounds by inviting demons to possess their bodies so they can communicate with their god Satan by speaking in tongues. The fools believe demon possession is acceptable because the demons are “Holy” Ghosts and “Holy” Spirits. It appears that all it takes for a Christian to perform blasphemous acts of rebellion against his Lord and Creator, Allah, is to preface all of their evil with the word “Holy”. Also, Santa is an anagram of Satan.

    (“And [remember] when We said to the angels: “Prostrate yourselves unto Adam.” So they prostrated themselves except Satan. He was one of the jinn; he disobeyed the Command of his Lord. Will you then take him [Iblees] and his offspring as protectors and helpers rather than Me while they are enemies to you? What an evil is the exchange for the Zaalimoon [polytheists, and wrongdoers, etc.].)

    ([Iblis [Satan] said: “See this one whom You have honoured above me, if You give me respite [keep me alive] to the Day of Resurrection, I will surely seize and mislead his offspring [by sending them astray] all but a few!)

    (And the jinn: He created from a smokeless flame of fire.)

    On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will remind you Christian Cannibals of your diabolical act of invoking Satan in his original form as revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (On the Day when the torment [Hell-fire] shall cover them from above them and from underneath their feet, and it will be said: “Taste what you used to do.”)

    Allah reveals Israel to be the Jew’s father and NOT a country. The following Verses of the Qur’an also reveal the Jew’s to be lying about dietary/food restrictions they claim to justify their eating “Kosher” food. The Kosher label is quite evil, as it alerts Jew’s to the foods they have not POISONED. Kosher food labeling ONLY ensures the Jew’s a continuous and untainted food supply anywhere in the world, as the Jew’s have been poisoning the Arabs aka Children of Adam’s food since the beginning of time. Kosher is the equivalent of NOT POISONED, just as Zion is the equivalent of Hell and Goyim is the equivalent of slave. It was the Pig Poachers of Palestine who produced the E. Coli laden tomato seeds, which produced poisonous tomatoes, which ultimately killed 15 German citizens and sickened 365 and this is par for the course for the murdering devils.

    (All food was lawful to the Children of Israel, except what Israel made unlawful to himself before the Taurat (Torah) was revealed. Say (O Muhammad) “Bring here the Tauratt (Torah) and recite it, if you are truthful.)

    (And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely, “This is lawful and this is forbidden,” so as to invent lies against Allah. Verily, those who invent lies against Allah will never prosper.)

    Christians might want to reconsider their unconditional support for their pig poaching, organ-thieving masters. The vertical pigs aren’t harvesting organs for the mere purpose of extending their evil lives for say 10 years, nor for 50 years, not even for 500 years. Our Lord and Creator, Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an, the Pig Poachers of Palestine want to live to be 1,000 years old and stealing organs won’t accomplish this goal. Organ theft is only a facade for something far more sinister. The Pig Poachers of Palestine know they cannot extend their lives to 1,000 years from stolen organs, as such, the vertical pigs are working on a Fountain of Youth type serum that would enable them to live for 1,000 years and they are using the pituitary glands of their victims to develop this serum. The obvious theft of organs is only a cover for the theft of the pituitary gland and if the victims were to be exhumed, it would be discovered that ALL of the victims had their pituitary glands removed, the vertical pigs use the opening in the chest cavity to remove the pituitary gland.

    (And verily, you will find them [the Jews] the greediest of mankind for life and [even greedier] than those who ascribe partners to Allah [and do not believe in Resurrection-Majus {Magians}, pagans and idolators]. Everyone of them wishes that he could be given a life of a thousand years. But the grant of such a life will not save him even a little from due punishment. And Allah is All-Seer of what they do.)

    The Pig Poachers of Palestine were NEVER meant to have their own country because of the chaos they would cause, and the current state of world affairs does attest to the world chaos caused by them vertical pigs. Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an that He never gave the Jew’s any parcel of land to call a country by any name, including the name of their father Israel aka Satan. By virtue of the following Decrees, Israel will cease to exist before the Day of Resurrection and so will the Christian slave nations who are betraying their Muslim brothers and sisters to protect the hostile, perfidious pigs and their well-calculated crimes against human beings, which the Jew’s are NOT.

    (And We said to the Children of Israel after him: “Dwell in the land, then, when the final and the last promise comes near [i.e. the Day of Resurrection or the descent of Christ, Isa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary) on the earth, We shall bring you altogether as a mixed crowd (gathered out of various nations).

    (And We have broken them [i.e. the Jews] up into various groups on the earth; some of them are righteous and some are away from that. And We tried them good [blessings] and evil calamities in order that they might turn to Allah’s Obedience.)

    The Jews are NOT Allah’s “Chosen People” nor are they Allah’s “Chosen Animals”, as it is revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an that Allah Cursed the Jews several times, as a result, the Jews aka jinn, monkeys, and swine are all related and from this monkey mix the Christians have taken for themselves a god, albeit a dead god, but he makes for good snacking.

    (And when there came to them (the Jews) a Book (this Qur’an) from Allah confirming what is with them [the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel)], although aforetime they had invoked Allah (for coming of Muhammad {pbuh}) in order to gain victory over those who disbelieved, then when there came to them that which they had recognized, they disbelieved in it. So let the Curse of Allah be on the disbelievers.)

    (Say [O Muhammad to the people of the Scripture): “Shall I inform you of something worse than that, regarding the recompense from Allah? Those [Jews] who incurred the Curse of Allah and His Wrath, and those of whom [some] He transformed into monkeys and swines, and those who worshipped Taghut [false deities]; such are worse in rank [on the Day of Resurrection in the Hell-fire], and far more astray from the Right Path [in the life of this world]”.)

    Allah reveals that Christian’s are worshippers of the jinn in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (And [remember] the Day when He will gather them all together, then He will say to the angels: “Was it you that these people used to worship?”)

    (They [the angels] will say: “Glorified are You! You are our Wali [Lord] instead of them. Nay, but they used to worship the jinn; most of them were believers in them.”)

    Allah will reward Christian’s with a new body for their lifelong devotion to the jinn aka Pig Poachers of Palestine. On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will transfigure ALL disbelievers in the Oneness of Islamic Monotheism into “…the lowest of the low…” as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (We have decreed death to you all, and We are not outstripped,)

    (To transfigure you and create you in (forms) you know not.)

    (Verily, We created man in the best stature (mould).

    (Then We reduced him to the lowest of the low.)

    The following Ahadith describes the huge torso of the resurrected disbeliever:

    Narrated by Abu Hurairah: The Prophet said: “The width between the two shoulders of a kafir (disbeliever) will be equal to the distance covered by a fast rider in three days.”

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an and the following Ahadith, the resurrected disbeliever will NOT walk upright.

    (Is he who walks prone (without seeing) on his face, more right guided, or he who (sees and) walks upright on a Straight Way (Islamic Monotheism)?)

    (Narrated Anas bin Malik: A man said, “O Allah’s Prophet! Will Allah gather a disbeliever (prone) on his face on the Day of Resurrection?” He said, “Will not the One Who made him walk on his feet in this world, be able to make him walk on his face on the Day of Resurrection? (Qatadah, a subnarrator, said: “Yes, By the Power of Our Lord!”)

    The following Verse of the Qur’an describes the leg (s)? of the resurrected disbeliever.

    (And one leg will be joined with another leg (shrouded).)

    The hairless head of the resurrected disbeliever is described in the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    (Taking away [burning completely] the head skin!)

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an that many resurrected disbelievers will be blind.

    (“But whosoever turns away from My Reminder (i.e. neither believes in this Qur’an nor acts on its teachings.) verily, for him is a life of hardship, and We shall raise him up blind on the Day of Resurrection.”)

    The color of the resurrected disbelievers is disclosed in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (And on the Day of Resurrection you will see those who lied against Allah (i.e. attributed to Him sons, partners)—their faces will be black. Is there not in Hell an abode for the arrogant?)

    The skins of the resurrected disbelievers are described in detail in the following Verse of the Qur’an.

    (Surely! Those who disbelieved in Our Ayat [proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc], We shall burn them in Fire. As often as their skins are roasted through, We shall change them for other skins that they may taste the punishment. Truly, Allah is Ever Most Powerful, All-Wise.)

    It is revealed the heart will not be in the chest cavity of the resurrected disbelievers and the following Verse of the Qur’an reveals the heart’s location will not alter.

    (And warn them (O Muhammad {pbuh} of the Day that is drawing near (i.e. the Day of Resurrection), when the hearts will be choking the throats, and they can neither return them (hearts) to their chests nor can they throw them out. There will be no friend, nor an intercessor for the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers), who could be given heed to.)

    Allah reveals in the following Verse of the Qur’an that He will change the nature of the resurrected disbelievers, rendering them unable to cry, scream or hear.

    (Therein they will be breathing out with deep sighs and roaring will be their portion and therein they will hear not.)

    It is revealed in the following Verse of the Qur’an that resurrected disbelievers will be branded like cattle:

    (We shall brand him on the snout (nose)!

    Living in the Hell-fire won’t be all bad, as our Lord, Allah will provide entertainment for the dwellers of the Hell-fire, which has been made into a prison for disbelievers according to the following Verses of the Qur’an.

    ([And We said in the Taurat (Torah)]: “It may be that your Lord may show mercy to you, but if you return (to sins), We shall return (to Our Punishment). And We have made Hell a prison for the disbelievers.)

    (Then for him is an entertainment with boiling water.)

    Let it be known! Christians, pagans and vertical pigs, are ALL disbelievers through no fault of their own, but by the Decree of Allah. If Allah found any good in any of you, you would be one of the Chosen People aka Muslims destined for Paradise, as opposed to the Hell-fire; the final destination of Christians, vertical pigs, pagans, etc. as revealed in the following Verses of the Qur’an

    (Turned aside therefrom (i.e. from Muhammad {pbuh} and the Qur’an) is he who is turned aside (by the Decree and Preordainment of Allah).

    (It is not for any person to believe, except by the Leave of Allah, and He will put the wrath on those who are heedless.)

    (“And my advice will not profit you, even if I wish to give you good counsel, if Allah’s Will is to keep you astray. He is your Lord! And to Him you shall return.”)

    (Had Allah known of any good in them, He would indeed have made them listen, and even if He had made them listen, they would but have turned away with; (A brief enjoyment in this world! And then to Us will be their return, then We shall make them taste the severest torment because they used to disbelieve [In Allah, deny his Messengers, deny and challenge His Ayat-proofs, signs, verses, etc.)

    Regarding “God Bless America”, Allah reveals the blessing He has bestowed upon the American dream chasers in the following Verse of the Qur’an:

    (They were pursued by a curse in this (deceiving life of this world) and (so they will be pursued by a curse) on the Day of Resurrection. Evil indeed is the gift given [i.e. the curse (in this world) pursued by another curse (in the Hereafter)].)

    ([This is the] Revelation sent down from the Lord of the Alamin [mankind, jinn and all that exists].)

    ([He is Allah] Owner of High Ranks and Degrees, the Owner of the Throne. He sends the revelation by His Command to any of His slaves He wills, that he (the person who receives revelation) may warn (men) of the Day of Mutual Meeting [i.e. the Day of Resurrection].

    (And We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make [the Message] clear for them. Then Allah misleads whom He wills and guides whom He wills. And He is the All-Mighty, the All-Wise.)

    (“And if you deny, then nations before you have denied [their Messengers]. And the duty of the Messenger is only to convey [the Message] plainly.”)

    (And never will your Lord destroy the towns [populations] until He sends to their mother town a Messenger reciting to them Our Verses. And never would We destroy the towns unless the people thereof are Zalimun [polytheists, wrong-doers, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah, oppressors and tyrants.)

    (And We sent to the them a Messenger from among themselves [saying]: “Worship Allah! You have no other Ilah [God] but Him. Will you not then be afraid [of Him i.e. of His punishment because of worshipping others besides Him]?”)

    (Then We sent Our Messengers in succession. Every time there came to a nation their Messenger, they denied him; so We made them follow one another [to destruction], and We made them as Ahadith [the true stories for mankind to learn a lesson from them]. So away with a people who believe not!)

    (Say to them (O Muhammad {pbuh}) “Travel in the land and see how has been the end of the Mujrimun (criminals, those who denied Allah’s Messengers and disobeyed Allah.)

    (Then [in the end] We save Our Messengers and those who believe! Thus it is incumbent upon Us to save the believers.)

    (Your Ilah [God] is One Ilah [God-Allah, none has the right to be worshipped but He])

    (“And indeed, We created man from dried [sounding] clay of altered mud. And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.”).

    (And I have created the jinn and men only to worship Me).

    (And whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him, and in the Hereafter he will be one of the losers.”)

    (So leave them [alone] to speak nonsense and play until they meet the Day of theirs which they have been promised.)

    (So leave them alone till they meet their Day, in which they will sink into a fainting [with horror].)

    (Surely, what you are promised must come to past.)

    Jameela
    Messenger of Allah
    & Defender of Islam
    19 July 2011

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-M-Beaumont/100002386764490 James M Beaumont

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