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Dancing With The Stars Promo Photos Are Here, But Sadly Missing A Situation

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The promotional photos for what promises to be the most exciting season of Dancing With the Stars for media junkies since Tucker Carlson‘s one-hit wonder performance are out– time to speculate over why MikeThe Situation” Sorrentino missed the photo shoot and get outraged about the length of Bristol Palin‘s dress!

As with all seasons of Dancing with the Stars, it’s a bit difficult looking at the below pictures sometimes and finding the stars. On the other hand, this is one of the excitingly diverse sets of public figures we’ve seen assembled for rhythmic movement purposes in quite some time. As a nation, we’ve already gasped collectively at the idea of Bristol Palin being a star, and her sharing a stage, even if not simultaneously, with David Hasselhoff. But even through that, we missed some key gems in this group. For example, did you know that famous elevator music singer Michael Bolton is on this season, or “Baby” from Dirty Dancing*? Check out the whole crew (sans Situation– he was busy “fulfilling his commitments” to Jersey Shore) below!

*Baby’s real name in the movie is Frances, and I resent that this isn’t brought up in the public sphere nearly enough.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Jones/1384303476 Chris Jones

    How amazing is it that “The Situation” has other engagements more pressing that Dancing With The Stars. A guy who’s famous for nothing more than his abs has to find time in his schedule for a national television show in prime time. What a country.

  • sarainitaly

    “As a nation, we’ve already gasped collectively at the idea of Bristol Palin being a star, and her sharing a stage, even if not simultaneously, with David Hasselhoff.”

    I don’t know half of the people in that lineup… Bristol is probably more famous than half of them, too. Although, that doesn’t really make her a *star*, but I think it is fun for her to do. I was very impressed with her performance on Jay Leno the other night. She seems comfortable, and funny and a little sassy. I would be SO nervous! I hope she does well, and doesn’t get nasty criticisms just because people hate her mother. And I hope she isn’t voted off the first night, like Brenda Walsh was. hehe

  • The Real Royal King

    I’m sure we’re all surprised that Brisket dressed slutty. Did the Drop Out Governor/Drop Out Mother pick out the outfit?

  • The Real Royal King

    sarainitaly said:
    “As a nation, we’ve already gasped collectively at the idea of Bristol Palin being a star, and her sharing a stage, even if not simultaneously, with David Hasselhoff.” I don’t know half of the people in that lineup… Bristol is probably more famous than half of them, too. Although, that doesn’t really make her a *star*, but I think it is fun for her to do. I was very impressed with her performance on Jay Leno the other night. She seems comfortable, and funny and a little sassy. I would be SO nervous! I hope she does well, and doesn’t get nasty criticisms just because people hate her mother. And I hope she isn’t voted off the first night, like Brenda Walsh was. hehe

    It has less to do with the Drop Out Governor that it does Brisket’s own Continental morality.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Lamb/1085325013 Andy Lamb

    The Real Royal King said:
    I’m sure we’re all surprised that Brisket dressed slutty. Did the Drop Out Governor/Drop Out Mother pick out the outfit?

    If you think that the former Alaska Governor is slutty, you’d think that you would want to see her in the White House, King. Another slut in the White House. Think of it – Sarah could give speeches while having a young intern on his knees behind the podium, pleasuring her while she speaks. Just like it was back in the ’90′s.

  • DonnaK

    For someone that already put out a statement that she would be the most covered up, this is a pretty slutty pose isn’t it?Just like the Palins–say one thing do another–just to get publicity. This is going to be a disaster for the half governors daughter. I would have struck another pose with thighs that size!!

  • The Real Royal King

    Andy Lamb said:
    If you think that the former Alaska Governor is slutty, you’d think that you would want to see her in the White House, King. Another slut in the White House. Think of it – Sarah could give speeches while having a young intern on his knees behind the podium, pleasuring her while she speaks. Just like it was back in the ’90’s.

    Yes, indeed. The typical Dimwit Retort.

    I am enough old school that I admit I tend to find loose women more troubling than bad boys. A character flaw, to be sure. However, I found President Clinton’s conduct adequately loathsome. So, go toot the Numbskull Trombone someplace else.

  • The Real Royal King

    DonnaK said:
    . I would have struck another pose with thighs that size!!

    I am pleased we have a woman to say that. I was rather repulsed.

    Of course, now, this will cue some moron’s comment on our First Lady.

  • TfT

    LOL at DonnaK and TRRK. Yeah, dancing is now slutty if it involves a Palin.

    You people need to get a life and get over your hatred of all things Palin.

  • Anne 1

    The Real Royal King said:
    I am enough old school that I admit I tend to find loose women more troubling than bad boys

    Ahhh yes . Mr. Ki(n)g “cruisin down the street in his six-fo”, jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes.”

  • JimBob

    Real Royal Queen you are not very tall, are you??
    I detect LMS “Little Man Syndrome” ! Severe case !

  • DonnaK

    There really is no hate for the Palins, just disgust that they are so overtly hypocritical and classless. They seem to have no class or ethics, and will do or say anything for money–yet try to act so religious and judgemental of everything other people do. My wish would be for them to just disappear, and I don’t think I’m alone in that feeling!!

  • Rogue-Comic

    Come on guys, compared to most of the other outfits, Bristol’s costume was . . . well, conservative.

  • Rogue-Comic

    DonnaK said:
    There really is no hate for the Palins, just disgust that they are so overtly hypocritical and classless. They seem to have no class or ethics, and will do or say anything for money–yet try to act so religious and judgemental of everything other people do. My wish would be for them to just disappear, and I don’t think I’m alone in that feeling!!

    Definitely no hate there, DonnaK.

  • Puter Boi

    Amazing..

    Jennifer Grey turned 50 years old in March….ya wouldn’t know it by looking at that picture.

    WOW!

  • niniqw12

    It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn’t love you were in. There are no ‘exit’ signs in love, there is only an ‘on’ ramp. (( B_l_a_c_k_w_h_i_t_e_C_u_p_i_d . c_0_m ))
    Lots of my friends found their lovers through the service. You may have a try… ;)

    bella you j

  • SWWT

    The Real Royal King said:
    I’m sure we’re all surprised that Brisket dressed slutty. Did the Drop Out Governor/Drop Out Mother pick out the outfit?

    Do you even watch the show, or even look at the other dresses? Are you kidding me?

  • sarainitaly

    well, that didn’t take long… slutty, fat thighs, classless.
    Nice. You must be so proud of yourselves.

  • sarainitaly

    The Real Royal King said:
    DonnaK said:
    . I would have struck another pose with thighs that size!!

    I am pleased we have a woman to say that. I was rather repulsed.

    Of course, now, this will cue some moron’s comment on our First Lady.

    Nope, you were the first and only here to make the connection between fat thighs and Michelle Obama.

    But, considering how you and Donna have no problem mocking a young woman (who has done absolutely NOTHING to deserve it) and her thigh size, there is no reason anyone should hold back in commenting on Michelle, according to your *cough cough* standards.

  • Sunnyr

    Bristol is a beautiful young woman. I hope she wins.

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