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Wolf Blitzer Welcomes Erin Burnett To CNN: ‘You’ll Have No Life, Ever’

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The premiere of CNN’s new show Erin Burnett: OutFront is only a few days away and one of the big dogs at the network, Wolf Blitzer, has recorded a video message for his new colleague. In it, Blitzer tells Burnett just what someone would want to hear right before starting a new job; namely that she’s not going to ever leave the office.

How fun!

“It’s going to be a great adventure for you, your producers, all of us. I hope to see you once in a while because, as you know, at CNN the news never stops. So you’re going to have no life, ever. You’re just going to be working all the time, for years to come.”

Huh. OutFront premieres next Monday which means Burnett still has plenty of time to listen to Blitzer’s warning and run far, far away.

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  • Anonymous

    Or just wait until her show flops,not her fault,it’s just that CNN can’t really come up with anything that works in prime time.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3VUFTUN5223ITCWO7CHS2CI44A David

    CNN doesn’t do research, what could keep her from having a life. 

  • Anonymous

    And no audience, either.

  • Lloyd C

    if they came up with content besides how much to go to university in the harry potter films, they might have an audience.

  • Anonymous

    When did CNN ever report news? They work their collective buttocks off trying to spin/avoid news!

  • http://hotair.com/ StewartIII

    ChickaBOOMer| Erin Burnett: “Vague. Ethereal. Glamourously Disruptive.”
    http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2011/09/erin-burnett-vague-ethereal.html

  • Michael T.

    The dour somewhat humorless Wolf Blitzer should avoid attempts at humorous sarcasm. He is quite bad and unnatural at it.

  • mario

    Erin is a very misinformed woman regardless of whether or not she works for cnn or the man on the moon.  Today for instance she told the wall street protestors that they were unaware by telling them that the american tax payers made a ‘whopping’ 10 billion dollars from the bank bailouts.  WOW, really erin, 10 billion dollars after trillions of dollars in stimulus money?  By trillions I am talking about the real amount the banks have gotten from a long line of bailouts starting way back who knows when?  BofA alone has gotten around 2 trillion.  WOW erin to tell those protestors that they are ignorant is just out and out sell out crap.  You suck!

  • Fasdfa

    Erin Burnett IS AN IDIOT!!! Her show is a piece of s h i t !!!!!!!

  • Neal Gold

    Right, Mario.  You nailed it.  Erin’s a useful idiot for sociopathic plutocrats to f#ck and chuck.  She’s engaged or married to an exec at a very large bank–one of the criminals who held our Congress hostage and took an $800B ransom from our Treasury.  At least prostitutes leave no doubt what their objective is.  OWS will outlast Erin’s show.  Now about Blitzer…isn’t he a boring pisser?

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