Andrew Breitbart Offers To ‘Manscape,’ Anthony Weiner-Style, For The Troops

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by Frances Martel | 8:17 pm, June 23rd, 2011

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Andrew Breitbart is trying to cash in on Weinergate– for charity. The conservative web proprietor has taken to Twitter to promote Troopathon– a fundraising extravaganza that serves to collect money for care packages and other services to American soldiers. Breitbart, one of the event’s hosts, is offering in exchange for donations all sorts of “services,” including a roller-stake performance, a Weiner-style “manscaping,” and getting punched in the face by Alec Baldwin.

Troopathon, now in it’s fourth year, has become somewhat of a conservative staple charity event, this year featuring stars as varied as Sarah Palin, Bruce Jenner, Rush Limbaugh and Greg Gutfeld. As host, Breitbart has taken to his responsibility to raise funds with zeal, telling his audience circa 5PM PDT, “I am willing to do very weird things for the next six hours.”

Among those things? Apparently a manscaping operation (“I will wax my nether-regions a la a certain former NY congressman if someone donates $100k to #Troopathon!”) and a beating– well, a punch– from Alec Baldwin (“If @AlecBaldwin did or didn’t offer $1K to #Troopathon to punch my face, I will honor it either way. Bring it on, Modern Man!”). While the latter seems to be open exclusively to Alec Baldwin, a donation from any viewer may trigger the Weineresque situation– so perhaps someone will donate twice as much to make sure that event isn’t broadcast online.

Whatever Breitbart ends up doing to himself in exchange for raising money for American soldiers– a worthy cause if there ever was one– it will be happening in the below webcast live throughout the evening, which also gives instructions on how to donate.

Alec Baldwin, Andrew Breitbart, Anthony Weiner, Bruce Jenner, greg gutfeld, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Troopathon

http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

Now THAT, is comedy.

Breitbart, you magnificent BASTARD!
slickerwick

A charity event for soldiers? Damn those rightwingers!
Liberal Tormentor – tormenting liberals with logic and facts since 1972

slickerwick said:
A charity event for soldiers? Damn those rightwingers!

Don’t worry, the libbies will be along soon to bash it.
Liberal Tormentor – tormenting liberals with logic and facts since 1972

DavidKramer said:
Now THAT, is comedy. Breitbart, you magnificent BASTARD!

The man is a genius and I heart him a ittle bit.
hanoisteve

I hope it is not like Sean hanity’s concerts who’s production team took most of the cash and gave little to the troops. It’s the American way!
glenn113

Was he a cheerleader at Texas A & M ?
Group Hug

We just donated 25 Clams so Breitbart WOULD NOT say “manscaping” again. Its’s just, just so metro-sexual!
http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

Group Hug said:
We just donated 25 Clams so Breitbart WOULD NOT say “manscaping” again. Its’s just, just so metro-sexual!

Metrosexual, that is sooooo gay. Not there is anything wrong with that. Can you say manscaping?
OxyCon

Troopathon has exceeded their goal:
http://www.troopathon.org/
Nature Freak

If Andrew Brietbart ends up doing the manscaping I suspect America is really headed for all new adventures in an “Ambigously Gay Duo” sort of way.

The ghost of Edmund Muskie is very resentful right now.
glenn113

GO AGGIES !!!!!!
BatBoy

“I am willing to do very weird things for the next six hours.” This reminds me to those old Cal Worthington ad’s!

Good for you Brietbart…Thanks for doing this….

I see the “abnormal” lefties are already boo-hooing the event, but that is what those sad folks do.
Dummy_Thy Name is Chris Matthews

Great guests. Gutfeld, Levin and Larson would make the best hour. Larson’s home base has a gay mayor who had a 17 year old houseboy with the last name Breedlove. Gutfeld would have a hayday with that one.

Breitbart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Awesome
Armageddon T Thunderbird

Andrew Breitbart…what an idiot and a complete loser! Just like all right wing bloggers, this guy is just another loser who cannot find anything filthier than his own personal reflection. And just like with all right wingers, Andrew Breitbart has absolutely no personal integrity. However, there is a world full of stupid people who do not bother to do their home work and love being told exactly what to think about everything. You know the type…registered republicans and tea baggers. And for them, there will always be charlatans and smear merchants like Andrew Breitbart and his kind to dish out spin, smear and lies one spoonful at a time.
lane

Great charity, great event, fantastic!
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