Millennial Outreach Photo from Trump Children Gets Instant Twitter Mockery

This is apparently what counts for millennial outreach now:

This election is not about Republican vs Democrat it's about insider vs outsider. It's time for a change in DC! # pic.twitter.com/0wYBx8DOsp

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) September 2, 2016

THESE ARE WHAT OUTSIDERS LOOK LIKE, PEOPLE.

After Donald Trump Jr. posted that photo on Twitter and Instagram, everyone had a field day:

Eric Trump wasn't asked to be in this photo – he just quietly rose into it. pic.twitter.com/7G29VO6py2

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 3, 2016

On the Trump family Purge team, Ivanka favors the chainsaw, Junior the machete, and Eric wearing victim flesh-masks. pic.twitter.com/2HP7no6PxD

— Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) September 3, 2016

Cylons for Trump pic.twitter.com/C9yDo3XMJG

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 3, 2016

Have you been injured in a workplace accident? Call the law offices of Trump, Trump, and Trump today! pic.twitter.com/6VIYOZ2pnO

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 3, 2016

When you come to in the bathtub without a kidney pic.twitter.com/WWBwMq1Ndn

— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) September 3, 2016

They really look like outsiders. I mean FFS she's wearing a Donna Karan from LAST SEASON. ????? pic.twitter.com/AkzgLTy6vI

— Jay Cost (@JayCostTWS) September 3, 2016

pic.twitter.com/3aFlWbIAx5

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 3, 2016

I love dystopian YA novels pic.twitter.com/OXUTJTrL9z

— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 3, 2016

He's been on the fringes of—well, of everything in L.A., for about twenty years. Look at my LP's. Under "Autobahn." pic.twitter.com/IVlQ1rKMFb

— Big Sepsis Jeb Lund (@Mobute) September 3, 2016

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?" pic.twitter.com/ZuKpVNTWtj

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 3, 2016

oh, they KNOW what happened to Barb pic.twitter.com/xoN6ngEAdf

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 3, 2016

Millennials = really into being kidnapped by creepy banker guys and their sister and then being stared at like food pic.twitter.com/0zHckRqSdB

— John Hodgman (@hodgman) September 3, 2016

Where is the money, Lebowski? pic.twitter.com/9O2dP6fbdY

— jake beckman (@jakebeckman) September 3, 2016

Really wasn't ready for the AMERICAN PSYCHO Extended Universe: pic.twitter.com/7nO8xhovFv

— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) September 3, 2016

Unable to get a rez at Dorsia ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/rD4nsv7Lf8

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) September 3, 2016

What if this whole election is happening just bc Don Jr, Ivanka, & Eric are mad they still live at home? #millenials https://t.co/fou8vhA0qm

— The Gregory Brothers (@gregorybrothers) September 3, 2016

It's my favorite band, Ivanka and the Gordon Gekkettes. pic.twitter.com/cua9w0cXKR

— Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh) September 3, 2016

jr: this is gonna be awesome
ivanka: this is dumb you guys
eric: shut up its my turn to pick
jr: cmon e
eric: DO eet pic.twitter.com/BG1mwQgFhr

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) September 2, 2016

pic.twitter.com/EneCCVx5Mn

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 3, 2016

The new Children of the Corn movie looks terrifying. pic.twitter.com/12CkPi6tB4

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 3, 2016

fixed it pic.twitter.com/NejaqyI3CF

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 3, 2016

We have some really bad news about your cat. pic.twitter.com/okGc5InUrf

— Mike Sager (@msager) September 3, 2016

This looks like the last thing you'd see as the chloroform took effect. pic.twitter.com/ThqN4pgz7s

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 3, 2016

Worst. Elysium. Ever. pic.twitter.com/EyJLYPuDt2

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) September 3, 2016

"Guys, there's enough room for us all to stand shoulder to shoulder."
"ERIC YOU WILL STAND IN THE BACK."
"…" pic.twitter.com/9X1ovfDnwd

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 3, 2016

Is there a danger they might be TOO likeable? pic.twitter.com/mDJwjvLWSL

— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) September 3, 2016

They look like they work at a law firm that secretly kills its clients. pic.twitter.com/JPtl5FsMXz

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 3, 2016

pic.twitter.com/67xufVir1f

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) September 3, 2016

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