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Report: Bristol Palin To Compete On Dancing With The Stars

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Who needs a silly Alaskan reality show when you can compete on Dancing With The Stars. E! is reporting that Bristol Palin is the latest person to be signed to compete on the upcoming season of the popular dance-off reality show.

We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin‘s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20.

As for the reports that David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, The Situation and Brandy will also be part of the cast, here’s the real deal: All true, according to sources.

All true according to sources! Phew. It is going to be a banner year. Maybe this is Bristol’s revenge on Levi for his philandering — the two were rumored to be starring together in their own reality show, up until they split and it became a Levi solo project. One thing I can say with assurance is that Steve Krakauer will be excited, ideally this line-up will result in Levi getting into a jealous feud with The Situation over Bristol.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Dupuy/1194612935 Antony Dupuy

    Good luck? I don’t see how this is news.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Dupuy/1194612935 Antony Dupuy

    just an addition to the additional post:

    glynnis, I often read your post and the tone you take in regard to Sarah Palin is reminiscent of those taken by her detractors, that is a snarky, stabbing, seemingly visceral glee in what you probably perceive as misfortune on the side of former Governor Palin.

    The truth is, Glynnis, is that this will indeed be a banner year for the Governor, but not for her personal family life which you seem to get a thrill gabbing about. Her de facto leadership of the Tea Party, and tacit command of the GOPs opposition to President Obama will be credited for the probable takeover of BOTH chambers of Congress AND state governorships. That, plus her millions from speeches and her program on TLC will, at the least, put her the short list for Time’s POTY.

    And you’ll still be here, snarking and fuming…

    …or you won’t. I here Slate’s hiring.

  • Chudi

    I see liberal heads exploding all over the country…

  • mikepower

    More antics from the Hatfields. This is one of the many reasons Palin will never be Pres. Family is out of control.
    The Repubs need a serious candidate.

  • The Real Royal King

    I trust we all know that if we critique Brisket’s dancing we’ll be admonished for bringing the Drop Out Governor’s child into a discussion. Let’s all be very careful.

    Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,
    If there be murder, assault or riot ,
    What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,
    Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

  • The Real Royal King

    Chudi said:
    I see liberal heads exploding all over the country…

    I don’t think that many liberals watch “Dancing With the Stars”.

    Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,
    If there be murder, assault or riot ,
    What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,
    Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

  • shootfromthehip

    Will Sarah Palin take to her Facebook page about how the evil Hollywood show is exploiting her daughter?

    They MADE her sign the contract!

  • Nachi

    Murcuhns do love their hillbillies, hayshakers, and woodchucks. Yup!

  • Tony the Fist

    “More antics from the Hatfields. This is one of the many reasons Palin will never be Pres. Family is out of control.” Help! My family is dancing!!! They’re out of control! What is that, The Running Man? Nobody does that anymore! Out of control I tells ya! Where’s the cast of Hairspray when you need them?

  • timzank

    The Real Royal King said:
    I don’t think that many liberals watch “Dancing With the Stars”. Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,If there be murder, assault or riot ,What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

    Liberals don’t dance? Or like dancing? Or like watching dancing? Kind of thought dancing would have been a non partisan activity.

  • writer

    Why watch that when we can watch the Royal King dancing here?

  • timzank

    mikepower said:
    More antics from the Hatfields. This is one of the many reasons Palin will never be Pres. Family is out of control.The Repubs need a serious candidate.

    I guess that’s the same reason Biden can’t be Prez too, what with that video of his daughter snorting the coke off of the mirror? Well, of course is the is the fact he’s a fucking idiot too.

  • gottosay

    I COULD HEAR THE CHORUS IN MY HOUSEHOLD PUSH THE BOTTLE AWAY FROM THAT CHANNEL THEY LOST ME! wHO F**K CARES! is SHE LOOKING FOR A FUTURE JOB AS A CRACK ADDICT LET US MOVE ON FROM THIS STORY—SHE SOMETHING THERE WHEN SHE DECIDED TO MARRY HER BABY’S DADDY —NOW —I –AM—NOT—INTERESTED :(

  • gottosay

    MY BLACK HILLS FRIENDS JUST DO NOT GET THE INTEREST IN THIS FAMILY AND ARE CONFUSED AT THE REASON WHY INTEREST IS IN THIS PALIN FAMILY—IN OTHER NATIONS FAMILIES THAT WISH TO CAUSE MAYHEM ARE LOCKED UP AND GIVEN MEDICATION—THE MINISTER THAT GAVE THIS FAMILY A BLESSINGS NEEDS TO BE HELP RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HELL ENTERING OUR AMERICAN SOCIETY -OFF FOCUSED WHAT THE FU** MAN CHU—WHY ARE WE FORCED FEED THIS FAMILY WHY CRYING OUT LOUD WHYYYYYYYYY

  • MediaWhore

    You really gotta hand it to those hillbillies, they know how to make a buck. Funny how much the Palins now love being CELEBRITIES, after big dumb Momma Grizzly Palin made such a stink about Obama being nothing but a CELEBRITY during the 08 campaign.

    She and her clan of rednecks got a taste of CELEBRITY life and realized Hollywood aint so bad.

    Big dumb hypocrites.

    Yeeeeeehaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

  • Tony the Fist

    How are we feeding the Palin family. Are they on welfare or something?

  • The Real Royal King

    timzank said:
    Liberals don’t dance? Or like dancing? Or like watching dancing? Kind of thought dancing would have been a non partisan activity.

    No, tacky fat people dancing is very Republican.

    Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,
    If there be murder, assault or riot ,
    What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,
    Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

  • writer

    You can always tell when someone isn’t interested in an article. They use all caps.

  • writer

    “Tacky fat people dancing is very Republican.”

    Does Michelle Obama know that?

  • Tony the Fist

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WRITER? THIS IS NEWS ON HOW THE PALINS ARE ON A ONE-TRACK TICKET TO DISFUNCTION TOWN! DOESN’T THE WALTZ SHOCK YOU?! AND WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE KNOWN LAMBADA? THE FORBIDDEN DANCE?!! FORBIDDEN!!!!!

  • writer

    Sarah Palin is the only person in recorded history to ever have a rebellious teenage daughter. It’s never happened to anyone else, and proves what a horrible parent Palin is. Oooooh, I just hate her. I’m clenching my fists and stomping my feet right now!

  • lonestar77

    “Gottosay” – You’re not fooling anybody. Get back to work, Ed Shultz.

  • in my humble opinion

    Leave the young mom alone. Don’t blame her. Her role model is flawed. Her Mom was pregnant with her before her own wedding. Family values and teaching it and living it is hard, RIGHT SARAH?
    I wish Bristol much good luck. She was not brought up with real values and how and what behavior could lead to unfortunate consequences.

  • The Real Royal King

    in my humble opinion said:
    Leave the young mom alone. Don’t blame her. Her role model is flawed. Her Mom was pregnant with her before her own wedding. Family values and teaching it and living it is hard, RIGHT SARAH?I wish Bristol much good luck. She was not brought up with real values and how and what behavior could lead to unfortunate consequences.

    You are wise.

    Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,
    If there be murder, assault or riot ,
    What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,
    Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

  • The Royal Court Jester

    Royal King is just so scared of Palin
    When she speaks he starts whining and whalin’
    When he lays down at night
    And turns out the light
    It’s her he wishes he was nailin’

  • writer

    Whatever you do when you’re younger, it should follow you the rest of your life and you should be chastised for it endlessly. Well, unless you’re Robert Byrd or Ted Kennedy. Some youthful indiscretions are more forgivable than others.

  • Tony the Fist

    “Some youthful indiscretions are more forgivable than others.” Only if you’re trying to get elected.

  • Tony the Fist

    “She was not brought up with real values…” Like aborting her offspring.

  • writer

    Leaving a woman under water eight hours before reporting it. Having sex before marriage. Yep, that’s a toss up.

  • notsofast

    Don’t ya just love seeing the pure hatred of libs toward a teen-age single-mother?

    They prove each day that they are nothing but soulless haters.

  • notsofast

    in my humble opinion said:
    Family values and teaching it and living it is hard,

    Ask the Kennedy brothers, FDR, LBJ and John Edwards who got a woman pregnant while his wife was fighting cancer, asked a staffer to lie and claim he was the father and then lied to the nation about it.

    Great family values, you libtard. You have great role models!

  • murf

    In My Humble Opinion :

    Off Topic : Doesnt Michelle Obama look like a Emily’s List Ewok ?

    One of her daughters has a FAT face too.. Where’s the proper dieting in this household ?
    Always eating ice cream. … Disgusting

    Ha ha start playing by their standards

  • shootfromthehip

    “They prove each day that they are nothing but soulless haters.”

    Wow that’s rich coming from you “NotSoFast!”

  • The Real Royal King

    writer said:
    Leaving a woman under water eight hours before reporting it. Having sex before marriage. Yep, that’s a toss up.

    Giddyup!

    Keep the pot boiling and turn up the heat,
    If there be murder, assault or riot ,
    What of it, that’s simply our fans red meat ,
    Of course, it’s not news, but they’ll still buy it.

  • writer

    But King, I’m agreeing with you! Sex before marriage is much worse than drowning a woman.

  • Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers

    Yes we know Bristol is an attention whore just like Levi and like her Mom.

  • notsofast

    shootfromthehip said:
    Wow that’s rich coming from you “NotSoFast!”

    And TRUE!!!

  • paulmdoro

    It’s hard to ask the media to leave your kids alone when they refuse to go away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Flinner/1438330220 Mark Flinner

    “The Real Royal King”…Why are you so mean? Why is there so much hate coming from your posts.
    I think you may need to do a reality check and find out what is really important in life. Take a vacation from this site for a week. It may save your life. (This is not a slam, just an observation)

  • DonnaK

    That is so true about asking the media to leave your kids alone, when they have no intention of going away. What have they got 4 more waiting in the wings? This doesn’t surprise me in the least, they are a family of grifters that have had their supporters conned from the beginning, it’s all about the publicity & the benjamins with this family. I can’t imagine that anyone would even want these people close to the White House, but I’m sure she keeps having her family do this kind of stuff so she won’t ever have to worry about getting elected. She knows she is not intelligent enough or even has the temperament to be President, but she wants the constant adoration!!

  • MediaWhore

    I will give Bristol credit. Being a teenage slag means you know she likes to play ball.

  • JamesA1102

    So is Briston still off-limits for criticism?

  • gottosay

    timzank I HAVE YET I MEAN YET TO MEAN A REPUBLICAN BLACK OR WHITE THAT COULD DANCE LOOK AT COLLIN POWELL—NAW MUSIC IS A LIBERAL THANG—A LIBERAL AMERICAN THANG—CAN YOU DIGG IT!

    sO bRISTOL NEEDS A LITTLE SOUL AND LITTLE NATIVE TO MOVE WITH THE GROOVE…WATCH HOW SHE REACTS TO MUSIC THAT INCLUDES SOUL THERE WILL BE A HISSY FIT OR MORE COMING —JUST LIKE MOMMY ALLLL

  • gottosay

    NO BRISTOL IS NOW AN ADULT REMEMBER SHE HAD BABY

  • gottosay

    ask Bristol HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT TEACHERS HM MM THEN TELL ME SHE SO SWEET—THE MESSAGE IS BEEN SENT TO THOSE CHALLENGED CHILDREN —MOMMY IS AN OPPORTUNIST AND WILL USE THE FAMILY FOR WHAT EVER PURPOSE —TELL MOMMY TO BE A GOOD MAMA GRIZZLY AND FOCUS ON TOPICS THAT FIT THE FAMILY—YES i CAN GO THERE BUT i WILL USE IT ON THE NEXT Palin SIGHTING

  • gottosay

    mICHELLE HAS BABIES —THE PALIN HAS AN ADULT THAT WAS UNDER 18 IN 2008 THIS IS 2010 DONOT JUSTIFY YOUR BIGOT—KEEP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR YOU GET FED UP SOON

  • Big_F-ing_Deal

    The whole family is a bunch of second rate reality stars who will eventually end up on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here.

    Then they shall die various lonely deaths of drug addiction, suicide and snow mobile accidents.

  • Hugo Daun

    She’s gonna have a difficult time dancing considering she can’t seem to keep her legs together.

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