Libs are mad that it wasn’t “Aqua Velva ” because they sure could use it.

Weren’t velvas the topic of another thread?

I want to go on record saying that the Free Exercise provision of Amendment I to the Constitution makes it perfectly legal for Ayn Rand Paul to worship Aqua Buddha, although it does not authorize him to kidnap and restrain women to force them to worship Aqua Buddha.

notsofast said:
Libs are mad that it wasn’t “Aqua Velva ” because they sure could use it.

How terribly witty. Har! Har!

I’ve been trying not to comment on specific Congressional races, but though I think there may be a strong likelihood that Paul might win, I wouldn’t call him heavily favored in any of the polls I’ve seen and anecdotally, I haven’t seen enthusiastic, across-the-board support.

Still and I realize that I may be helping his campaign, but if the dude would just come out and explain that “Aqua Buddha” was his club’s bong, a lot of the controversy would go away.

…and for the record, my college bong was made from Jack Daniel’s bottle.

Magister said:
…and for the record, my college bong was made from Jack Daniel’s bottle.

I dated a girl in college who made designer roach clips using semi-precious stones. Made a fortune!

Magister said:
…and for the record, my college bong was made from Jack Daniel’s bottle.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

If this thread transforms completely into readers listing the names and makeups of their college smoking paraphernalia, I promise to use my meager editorial powers to name it the Best Mediaite Comment Thread Ever.

Jon Bershad said:
If this thread transforms completely into readers listing the names and makeups of their college smoking paraphernalia, I promise to use my meager editorial powers to name it the Best Mediaite Comment Thread Ever.

HAHAHHAHHA I agree.

@Rocksteady: We alternated between calling it “Jack” and “Mr. Black” depending on the setting.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA To funny.

Come on Notsofast what was yours called .HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

@Jon: My dealer next door in college, he had the regular large-sized Buddha that so many people have owned and it was neat, but the highlight of my memories from his house was watching a fellow — who later became an international pop star — get toasted, then light his farts.

Ah, the intellectual pursuits of those in college…

Since I have never smoked anything and have never taken ANY illegal drugs, your comments are not funny. I did work with police to bust drug sellers and users. I loved watching them taken away in handcuffs. Two people I busted were found hanging naked in their garage. They claimed it was suicide but I never believed it.

gordonbloyershow said:
Since I have never smoked anything and have never taken ANY illegal drugs, your comments are not funny. I did work with police to bust drug sellers and users. I loved watching them taken away in handcuffs. Two people I busted were found hanging naked in their garage. They claimed it was suicide but I never believed it.

Bur marijuana isn’t illegal is it, Marceaux, I mean Blower?

notsofast said:
Libs are mad that it wasn’t “Aqua Velva ” because they sure could use it.

Evidence #1854 why there is no such thing as a funny conservative.

Geez gordon your a bummer. hahhaha this has been very funny. Life is short.

The Real Royal King said:
Bur marijuana isn’t illegal is it, Marceaux, I mean Blower?

You must be smoking some now. It is illegal where I live. Are you attempting humor? I am sure you meant “But” not Bur. Get that smoke out of your eyes.

ROCKSTEADY said:
Geez gordon your a bummer. hahhaha this has been very funny. Life is short.

Ha, Ha, there is NOTHING funny about drugs or drug use. You are very confused if you think the majority of the people in this country think like YOU. You will find out on Nov. 2nd won’t we?

gordonbloyershow said:
You must be smoking some now. It is illegal where I live. Are you attempting humor? I am sure you meant “But” not Bur. Get that smoke out of your eyes.

In the People’s Republic of Texas one can conceivably get a ticket for possession. I think it happens. Rarely. Of course, if you rode around with APD, I’m sure they’d be more vigilant.

How many busts did you do on people doing your legal drugs Gordon.How many car accidents did you scrape people out of using your legal drugs gordon. Alcohol is far worse.Geez we all were tripin down memorie lane and you threw a wet blanket in the mix. I bet you were a blast at parties.

gordonbloyershow said:
Ha, Ha, there is NOTHING funny about drugs or drug use

My parents had ass kickin parties when i was growing up and i mean the kind they had in the 60′s.No not free love hippie dippie people.All of them drank to their hearts content,laughing and having a ball.They all wore pearls and suits. I rember how much fun they all had. I never once thought bad about them,i just remember how much fun they were having.To each generation their own.

Magister said:
We alternated between calling it “Jack” and “Mr. Black” depending on the setting.

Interestingly, I once owned a bong that we affectionately called, “Jack the Ripper”.

Jon Bershad said:
If this thread transforms completely into readers listing the names and makeups of their college smoking paraphernalia, I promise to use my meager editorial powers to name it the Best Mediaite Comment Thread Ever.

Well mine was called “blue”, after me and my roommates fav CD by 311. One of them always spilled in on his foot because we kept it with the pots and pans. Aqua Buddha does have a better ring.

ROCKSTEADY said:
How many busts did you do on people doing your legal drugs Gordon.How many car accidents did you scrape people out of using your legal drugs gordon. Alcohol is far worse.Geez we all were tripin down memorie lane and you threw a wet blanket in the mix. I bet you were a blast at parties.

Box of Rocks, I don’t drink and I have called the police on my cell phone to get those weaving drivers. I have no use for “Parties”. You need to quit hiding behind that phony name, you coward. Put your crayons away and quit bothering the adults here.

Hey, where’s the report about Maddow’s claim that a republican congressman had prior knowledge to the Oklahoma City bombings and did nothing to stop it?

That was Monday.

“In 1994, in the first mid-term election after the last Democratic president was elected, we got a slate of candidates that included Helen Chenoweth of Idaho and Steve Stockman of Texas. These two were so close to the militia movement in this country that Mr. Stockman actually received advance notice that the Oklahoma City bombing was going to happen.”

This is a false accusation.

Will Mediaite go against their MSNBC boss and report that? Did I miss that?

You are a bitter old man. But my your good at name calling.

littleboybloyer said:
I have no use for “Parties”.

Translation: “No one ever invites me”.

Hugo Daun said:
Interestingly, I once owned a bong that we affectionately called, “Jack the Ripper”.

NICE! :)

The Real Royal Knig said:
Hey, where’s the report about Maddow’s claim that a republican congressman had prior knowledge to the Oklahoma City bombings and did nothing to stop it?

That was Monday.

Turned out the source was Rosie O’Donnell!!!

bawaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

In this election cycle, the leftwing media will give more coverage to AQUA BUDDHA than to unemployment, the deficit, the war on terror, etc. A sad spectacle….

Hugo Daun said:
Translation: “No one ever invites me”.

Excellent.

The Real Royal King said:
Excellent.

To be invited to a party they have know your REAL name. So we know both you and Hugo never get invited.

By the way, for all you druggies, here are the arrests in my paper today.

POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA | Alex Cullotta, 19, 236 Alumni Hall, Valparaiso
POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA, DRUG PARAPHERNALIA | Thomas Bell Jr., 22, 71 E. U.S. 6, Valparaiso; Ashley Bell, 20, 71 W. U.S. 6, Valparaiso

Magister said:
…and for the record, my college bong was made from Jack Daniel’s bottle.

That just reminds me of a song: “I’d Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me Than Have a Frontal Lobotomy.” (By the way, I never drank or did drugs. I have suffered and am still suffering the consequences of somebody else driving while stoned.)

Anyway, it’s just sad to see how the Democrat has turned a serious race into something that belongs in a kindergarten recess!

Heck, EVERYONE knows the problem has ALWAYS been those darned Presbyterians.