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Burned! News Anchor Insults Sports Reporter About His “Small Thing”

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In this local news clip, there is clearly a backstory to explain the awkward and hilarious tension between anchor Belinda Heggen and sports correspondent Mark Aiston. After Aiston finishes his report and discusses his amazement with a small trophy, Heggen icily declares he shouldn’t be so shocked because he has experience with small things.

The conversation:

Aiston: And Belinda, I just can’t understand how something so small can be so impressive?
Heggen: Well Mark, you would know about that. Thank you very much.

It’s hard to interpret her feisty retort as anything but that of an angry co-worker who was once possibly much more. However, if this is over-analyzing the clip, it’s still amusing to watch the sports guy’s stunned silence after she delivers the “small” low blow.

Check out the video below from Australia’s Network Ten:

(h/t Buzzfeed)

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  • RunSarahRun

    Why do I picture Lady Palin uttering those same words to a defeated looking Capt. Schneider????

  • http://crpa.co Ron C. de Weijze

    I like her triumphant, ‘bity’ smile after that.

  • WCinWI

    Hello Lawsuit!

  • WildMan

    And we’re supposed to be impressed with her tiny breasts or should I say NONexistant breasts…thank you very much!

    Elvis P…………………

  • jason

    This is a fake story. The audio doesn’t match up at the end – it was taken from another segment and edited in. This is what happens when you just take something from Reddit and post it.

  • WCinWI

    WildMan said:
    And we’re supposed to be impressed with her tiny breasts or should I say NONexistant breasts…thank you very much!

    Elvis P…………………

    Hi sexist!

  • WildMan

    And she isn’t? You must be gay as a $3 bill to not get the TIC joke. If I am sexist then you are quite stupid. Thank you very much!

  • WCinWI

    WildMan said:
    And she isn’t? You must be gay as a $3 bill to not get the TIC joke. If I am sexist then you are quite stupid. Thank you very much!

    It must be really hard to be a liberal. Such a lack of morals.

  • WildMan

    wcinw…

    Dudette you need to lay off the juice. You sound almost as wacky as Chrissy ‘Tingles & Thrills’ Matthews and all of her sisters that come on PMSnbc after his failed show. But, you keep watching those wackos and maybe Comcast will keep the loser crew together for another week or two to keep you happy. Good nite, dudette…!

  • WCinWI

    WildMan said:
    wcinw…

    Dudette you need to lay off the juice. You sound almost as wacky as Chrissy ‘Tingles & Thrills’ Matthews and all of her sisters that come on PMSnbc after his failed show. But, you keep watching those wackos and maybe Comcast will keep the loser crew together for another week or two to keep you happy. Good nite, dudette…!

    Only one doing any drinking is you. And that would be a lot of woman-hater juice. I don’t care if you’re liberal or conservative, disrespecting women is shameful.

  • WildMan

    wcJOKEinW,

    Gal all you do is get on everyone of these blogs and start arguments with everyone, calling everyone names and claiming they are racist, sexist or ???. You are nothing more than a joke and a simpleton troll to everyone. I guess you are about 8, maybe 9 years of age and only get to use mommy’s computer while she is working to support your sorry rosey red rear. Go get a life and leave the good folks here alone. I will not waste anymore time on someone who is as ignorant as you. You don’t have the slightest clue as to what you are responding to as evidenced by all the posters you have gone after on Mediate and everyone sees you in the same light. Look up idiotic, moronic, imbecilic, ignoramus in Webster’s and you’ll see that picture your mommy took of you as a 6 month old in your Birthday Suit. ‘Nuff said and Eeeenuff time wasted on you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Manny-Laureano/562418598 Manny Laureano

    What an incredible bitch to say something like that. By the way, NONE of the dialogue is in sync, not just her line.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Childs/100000030376837 Pat Childs

    LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Childs/100000030376837 Pat Childs

    FAKE OR PLANNED. This not the Ron Burgundy hour. LOL

  • Nobodys_Stooge

    I happen to like small breasts. I’m also hung like a lightswitch. I don’t see a problem with any of this!

  • Sean68

    That struck me as scripted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Merritt/100000196301299 John Merritt

    I’d respond “Most things are directly proportional to the stimulus it receives. Taking a look at your mug, most things would run and hide as well”. Think on your feet, guy.

  • StewartIII
  • njoy-d-ride

    I don’t know if I believe this one or not yet… Lips don’t sync, and the guy doesn’t have that much reaction time…

    If it is for real, I agree that it sounds like she has first hand knowledge of his size… Looking at both of them, I can see them dating, she’s not exactly a big trophy either…

    So, she burned him really good, but threw away all professionalism doing it.

  • holyscience

    I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING WHATSOEVER ABOUT ANY TINIEST ASPECT OF Belinda Heggen’s PSYCHE / NATURE (or that of anyone else mentioned below:)

    The license to do that comes from the culture of making straight guys afraid of being wrongly
    ferreted out as gay.

    From Jane Norton impuning Ken Buck’s, Sharron Angle’s impuning Harry
    Reid’s,
    and Anne Coulter’s impuning John Edwards’ (de fact self-absorption
    aside) and
    Al Gore’s masculinity, it is now obvious
    the heterosexual instinct was the original hook for scapegoating for
    profit.

    Associate any political foe with the demonized (and so most barbaric
    today,
    simply make someone afraid of being wrongly ferreted out as gay–

    indeed,
    some in Montana want it to be a status crime, just as in the Arab
    states.

    Until nations were integrated, it was then only the Jews. Today
    immigrants.

    It caused the propagation of gays, so Hitler was feminine, the
    religious
    right’s leaders routinely prove being gay, virtually all murderers of
    gays
    have proved being conflicted gays.

    The scapegoating for profit part is simultaneously supported most
    simply
    by the supposed once called “gay Ivy” also having been generally an
    elite’s school.

    It ironically confirms religion, doesn’t condemn it. Even regardless
    of similarity as to anthology, city-layout, or calendar, regardless
    of
    who may have copied whom, from Cairo, to Rome, to the Mayan and Aztec
    capitals, those on the opposite side of the ancient world, they all
    tell the same simultaneously astronomic and historical tale.

    The moral stories are today proved meaningful by history as it can
    only now be understood.

    IT PROVES SCIENCE: gay fascists, bad gays in the business of
    scapegoating gays and making straights afraid of being wrongly
    ferreted out as gay: GENETIC.

    The “nice” gays, (homosexuality provided a genetic numerical
    advantage to the human species as a group by way of such things
    as extra time for creativity. The Spartans applied the gay
    population as their warrior class, the reproductively dispensible
    class. DEVELOPMENTAL.

    The drinkers scapegoat the pot smokers. The fat people scapegoat
    the drinkers. The obnoxious paranoids and self-ego-defenders scapegoat
    the fat people, and on and on. There’s an infinity of unhealthful
    behaviors, including not supporting affordable health care that
    doesn’t have
    now you see it, now you don’t built into it. Destroying one’s climate
    is
    not healthful behavior. Fishing an edible fish species to extinction
    is
    not healthful behavior.
    In fact, the latter examples are failures at an anthropologic level.
    It’s the proof of generations of scapegoating for profit, that
    simply the denial of egalite, fraternite, liberte.

    As the scapegoaters for profit are at the core genetically
    gay profiteers and they run their domain by way of demonizing
    and hypocritically scapegoating for profit, it would not
    surprise me to learn if in fact some of them are the smugglers
    of illicit substances.

    All of Asia is scientific control.
    Today, suddenly: science proves history and morality.

    Morality proves science and history.
    History proves morality and science.

    But Confucianism and Western religion are actually one and the same.
    China once possessed a morality that was not co-opted.
    America’s civil war is being played again. Funny, the Bahrain
    government has alway played it cool, never threatening. But the
    $2,700 offer to each citizen to sell out their freedom and equality
    proves it’s still a system of scapegoating for profit.
    The story matters, regardless of whether the information is living.

    Moses: freedom. Christ: love. Mohammed: equality.
    Mohammed actually educated by a woman who would become
    his wife. Co-opted?
    Liberte. Egalite. Fraternite.

    America’s founders believed in the plurality of worlds. Thomas Paine
    understood both the similarity of Western religion as we know it and
    the ancient Egyptian religion. He did not believe that could be the
    basis of a free people. In one passage of “Age of Reason,” though,
    he mainly refers essentially to the co-opting of the promise of
    religion. Thomas Jefferson, also a believer in the plurality of
    worlds, guarded America from any particular religion, was a brilliant
    scientist, and, like Newton most definitely, like Nostradamus most
    definitely, and likely like Copernicus and Mendell, thought the
    religions still contained information revelational.

    I propose that Jews, Christians and Moslems immediately visit each
    others’ churches, mosques, and synagogues, as I believe their
    religions
    are one, with Moses, Christ and Mohammed informationally mattering,
    if not alive.

    History proves a revelational tale foretold by the Story of Isaac.
    It is clear if there should be beings on other worlds (obviously
    there are innumerable solar systems and thus innumerable peoples)
    that at least one of them is moral, believes we should be allowed
    to travel in a manner afforded by the universe being something like
    a computer (something proposed by some of the scientists who
    invented computers,) and I believe is related to us as may possibly
    be proved by way of something like matched mitochondrial DNA.
    It is possible they share with us, and even may be trying to tell us
    they share this: a universal mathematical fabric.

    http://sites.google.com/site/holychanges

    Especially to follow my steps at http://www.YouTube.com :

    sites.google.com/site/holychanges

    (FORMERLY ATHEIST)

  • Nobodys_Stooge

    holyscience said:
    I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING WHATSOEVER ABOUT ANY TINIEST ASPECT OF Belinda Heggen’s PSYCHE / NATURE (or that of anyone else mentioned below:) The license to do that comes from the culture of making straight guys afraid of being wronglyferreted out as gay. From Jane Norton impuning Ken Buck’s, Sharron Angle’s impuning HarryReid’s,and Anne Coulter’s impuning John Edwards’ (de fact self-absorptionaside) andAl Gore’s masculinity, it is now obviousthe heterosexual instinct was the original hook for scapegoating forprofit. Associate any political foe with the demonized (and so most barbarictoday,simply make someone afraid of being wrongly ferreted out as gay– indeed,some in Montana want it to be a status crime, just as in the Arabstates. Until nations were integrated, it was then only the Jews. Todayimmigrants. It caused the propagation of gays, so Hitler was feminine, thereligiousright’s leaders routinely prove being gay, virtually all murderers ofgayshave proved being conflicted gays. The scapegoating for profit part is simultaneously supported mostsimplyby the supposed once called “gay Ivy” also having been generally anelite’s school. It ironically confirms religion, doesn’t condemn it. Even regardlessof similarity as to anthology, city-layout, or calendar, regardlessofwho may have copied whom, from Cairo, to Rome, to the Mayan and Azteccapitals, those on the opposite side of the ancient world, they alltell the same simultaneously astronomic and historical tale. The moral stories are today proved meaningful by history as it canonly now be understood. IT PROVES SCIENCE: gay fascists, bad gays in the business ofscapegoating gays and making straights afraid of being wronglyferreted out as gay: GENETIC. The “nice” gays, (homosexuality provided a genetic numericaladvantage to the human species as a group by way of such thingsas extra time for creativity. The Spartans applied the gaypopulation as their warrior class, the reproductively dispensibleclass. DEVELOPMENTAL. The drinkers scapegoat the pot smokers. The fat people scapegoatthe drinkers. The obnoxious paranoids and self-ego-defenders scapegoatthe fat people, and on and on. There’s an infinity of unhealthfulbehaviors, including not supporting affordable health care thatdoesn’t havenow you see it, now you don’t built into it. Destroying one’s climateisnot healthful behavior. Fishing an edible fish species to extinctionisnot healthful behavior.In fact, the latter examples are failures at an anthropologic level.It’s the proof of generations of scapegoating for profit, thatsimply the denial of egalite, fraternite, liberte. As the scapegoaters for profit are at the core geneticallygay profiteers and they run their domain by way of demonizingand hypocritically scapegoating for profit, it would notsurprise me to learn if in fact some of them are the smugglersof illicit substances. All of Asia is scientific control.Today, suddenly: science proves history and morality. Morality proves science and history.History proves morality and science. But Confucianism and Western religion are actually one and the same.China once possessed a morality that was not co-opted.America’s civil war is being played again. Funny, the Bahraingovernment has alway played it cool, never threatening. But the$2,700 offer to each citizen to sell out their freedom and equalityproves it’s still a system of scapegoating for profit.The story matters, regardless of whether the information is living. Moses: freedom. Christ: love. Mohammed: equality.Mohammed actually educated by a woman who would becomehis wife. Co-opted?Liberte. Egalite. Fraternite. America’s founders believed in the plurality of worlds. Thomas Paineunderstood both the similarity of Western religion as we know it andthe ancient Egyptian religion. He did not believe that could be thebasis of a free people. In one passage of “Age of Reason,” though,he mainly refers essentially to the co-opting of the promise ofreligion. Thomas Jefferson, also a believer in the plurality ofworlds, guarded America from any particular religion, was a brilliantscientist, and, like Newton most definitely, like Nostradamus mostdefinitely, and likely like Copernicus and Mendell, thought thereligions still contained information revelational. I propose that Jews, Christians and Moslems immediately visit eachothers’ churches, mosques, and synagogues, as I believe theirreligionsare one, with Moses, Christ and Mohammed informationally mattering,if not alive. History proves a revelational tale foretold by the Story of Isaac.It is clear if there should be beings on other worlds (obviouslythere are innumerable solar systems and thus innumerable peoples)that at least one of them is moral, believes we should be allowedto travel in a manner afforded by the universe being something likea computer (something proposed by some of the scientists whoinvented computers,) and I believe is related to us as may possiblybe proved by way of something like matched mitochondrial DNA.It is possible they share with us, and even may be trying to tell usthey share this: a universal mathematical fabric. http://sites.google.com/site/holychanges Especially to follow my steps at http://www.YouTube.com : sites.google.com/site/holychanges (FORMERLY ATHEIST)

    My thoughts exactly!

  • ProgressiveJarhead

    Being a female, she can get away with being stupid in front of the camera. Nothing will come of this.

  • JJ Vachon

    I would have fired back with, “I’d need at least a small car to satisfy your hungry cavern!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lyndon-Evans/1534299362 Lyndon Evans

    So .. Belinda Heggen is a “size queen” is she ?

  • Sean68

    I was watching MSNBC today, and Contessa Brewer reported this story and claimed this woman’s comment “made her a hero to many woman across the world.” Perplexing. But then that’s just Contessa.

  • Sean68

    Lyndon Evans said:
    So .. Belinda Heggen is a “size queen” is she ?

    I believe Larry David got the final word on this question. Could it be that women who crack jokes about small penises are sporting monster vaginas and projecting their insecurities onto their male targets?

  • Paleoconservatarian

    Am I the only one wondering how tall Mark Aiston is?

  • Raygun

    Sean68 said:
    I believe Larry David got the final word on this question. Could it be that women who crack jokes about small penises are sporting monster vaginas and projecting their insecurities onto their male targets?

    That’s exactly the type of thing someone with a tiny penis would say.

  • RegThorston

    and since they get paid to do this, we are to consider them professional? Now she says he set her up for a “perfect” joke, wow, she’s a real prankster that one!

  • Sean68

    Raygun said:
    That’s exactly the type of thing someone with a tiny penis would say.

    LOL!! I can laugh at that because I’ve got such a huge cock!

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